~*~Disclaimer=me no own~*~ Well, this chapter might have Trip fans poking
me with pointy sticks, because well.....if you're a Malcolm fan you might
find it funny but if you're a Trip fan look away now!~*~
Lt Malcolm Reed: The Bugger Files:
Hahahahahahahha! Oh.....hahahahahahahahaha......sides...hahahahahahahahahahahaha......hurt! Too hahahahaha, much......laughing! Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!
Oh it was so funny!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Routine away mission, we were collecting samples. We had split off into two groups. Me in charge of one, Trip in charge of the other.
Everything was going fine until about half an hour in when there was this high pitched squeal like a cow being disembowelled or a mouse being raped or something.
So me thinking one of the women is in trouble gathers my team together races over only to find Trip curled up in a ball on the floor, everybody else trying desperately not to laugh and the only thing you can get out of Trip are small whimpers.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
Turns out one of the Ensigns got her sleeve caught on a piece of this wire (which I had told Trip at least six times that it had an electric charge running through it every five seconds, but did he listen? No!)
So Trip steps over the wire and pulls down on the Ensigns sleeve. She gives one final pull the wire snaps up and catches Trip right in the nethers!
Oh it was so funny! Not for Trip I'm sure but for everybody else it was absolutely hilarious!
Poor Trip.
Oh sod Trip! It was even funnier later on when we got him back and Phlox cheerfully announced:
"Don't worry, I'll just apply my (um can't remember the name) sucker to it and it should heal quite nicely!"
Trip nearly collapsed and gave me this pleading look. I savoured the moment and left to Phlox with a quiet:
"Have fun, commander!"
Ha!
Did feel sorry for him though.......for all of three seconds!
No, I should be a good friend-be there for him in his time of need, resist the urge to point and laugh when he comes into the room, resist the urge to spread the word.
I can be a good friend later!
No I can't, I'm Chief Armoury Officer. I have to behave. Must not laugh. See under perfect control now. Almost.
Better not look at Trip for a while.
Glad it wasn't me though. Mind you as if I'd ever do something as stupid as electrocute my......never mind.
Maybe I should put up a warning sign-or taped a post-it to the wire that said:
"Do not under any circumstances touch wire on pain of electrocution!"
Maybe I should go take him his lunch, I hear he's not up to walking very far. I think chef made banana splits today.
My turn to laugh.
Mind you it was actually quite disturbing at high pitched Trip can actually get.
Still, it was very funny.
~*~Ok, believe it or not this is based on a true story-ah D of E you have provided me with so many memories! But the lad who touched it wasn't the brightest candle on the birthday cake bless him. "D'ya think that's electric fence?" "I dunno." "You touch it and see." Don't worry he was alright-he lived to touch another fence. I'm not joking here that actually happened! Please review!~*~
Lt Malcolm Reed: The Bugger Files:
Hahahahahahahha! Oh.....hahahahahahahahaha......sides...hahahahahahahahahahahaha......hurt! Too hahahahaha, much......laughing! Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!
Oh it was so funny!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Routine away mission, we were collecting samples. We had split off into two groups. Me in charge of one, Trip in charge of the other.
Everything was going fine until about half an hour in when there was this high pitched squeal like a cow being disembowelled or a mouse being raped or something.
So me thinking one of the women is in trouble gathers my team together races over only to find Trip curled up in a ball on the floor, everybody else trying desperately not to laugh and the only thing you can get out of Trip are small whimpers.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
Turns out one of the Ensigns got her sleeve caught on a piece of this wire (which I had told Trip at least six times that it had an electric charge running through it every five seconds, but did he listen? No!)
So Trip steps over the wire and pulls down on the Ensigns sleeve. She gives one final pull the wire snaps up and catches Trip right in the nethers!
Oh it was so funny! Not for Trip I'm sure but for everybody else it was absolutely hilarious!
Poor Trip.
Oh sod Trip! It was even funnier later on when we got him back and Phlox cheerfully announced:
"Don't worry, I'll just apply my (um can't remember the name) sucker to it and it should heal quite nicely!"
Trip nearly collapsed and gave me this pleading look. I savoured the moment and left to Phlox with a quiet:
"Have fun, commander!"
Ha!
Did feel sorry for him though.......for all of three seconds!
No, I should be a good friend-be there for him in his time of need, resist the urge to point and laugh when he comes into the room, resist the urge to spread the word.
I can be a good friend later!
No I can't, I'm Chief Armoury Officer. I have to behave. Must not laugh. See under perfect control now. Almost.
Better not look at Trip for a while.
Glad it wasn't me though. Mind you as if I'd ever do something as stupid as electrocute my......never mind.
Maybe I should put up a warning sign-or taped a post-it to the wire that said:
"Do not under any circumstances touch wire on pain of electrocution!"
Maybe I should go take him his lunch, I hear he's not up to walking very far. I think chef made banana splits today.
My turn to laugh.
Mind you it was actually quite disturbing at high pitched Trip can actually get.
Still, it was very funny.
~*~Ok, believe it or not this is based on a true story-ah D of E you have provided me with so many memories! But the lad who touched it wasn't the brightest candle on the birthday cake bless him. "D'ya think that's electric fence?" "I dunno." "You touch it and see." Don't worry he was alright-he lived to touch another fence. I'm not joking here that actually happened! Please review!~*~
