AN: Ok, haven't updated anything for like forever. (She says with an American accent.) This is due to A-levels and university and working to go to university.
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Chapter 3
Once upon a time there was a toad. It wore no crown so it would not turn into a toad if you had the inclination to kiss it. But…it would turn into a human, given time. Well…maybe more of an overgrown, greasy bat.
Now, kind readers, this toad as we know is none other than Professor Severus Snape. And as before, we know he is not a happy chappy. Though of course he doesn't know this, he just knows he's angry and a toad. Hopping mad, pardon the pun.
All this, thankfully for Professor Snape, didn't last very long and the angry toad became an angry wizard once again. And this angry wizard demanded revenge.
Snape walked up to the stupid cow who dared to curse him and felt the peculiar sensation to the Imperio take hold of him as before. This time however, instead of fighting it like previously he went with it this time, happily. And…he slapped the stupid cow as hard as possible.
Ow Squealed the stupid cow rubbing her sore cheek. What was that for?
For daring to curse me you insufferable wench! Snarled the ex Death Eater.
Oh really? Oh, you're in for it now buddy! She stomped past Snape and through the door. Spy for Dumbledore that he was and therefore always on guard needed to see what his newest adversary was planning and followed her. He followed her through the living room into the hallway and through the door facing the front door. It was a bedroom and had a strange door that didn't fit the décor of the rest of the house. Snape followed the stupid cow through this door and into a large rectangular room decorated similarly to the door.
What are you going to do? He asked fearfully, but he'd be damned if he showed it. Rule number one: never let them know you're scared of them.
Banish you. She simply said. There was a brown book on a wooden stand which she walked up to and opened, flicked through it for a bit and checked her pockets. (For those of you who are familiar with Mary Poppins imagine the pockets to be like her carpet bag. For those of you who aren't imagine every woman's dream bag…a bag that can fit anything in be it all your make up or your whole house.) Damn! No snake venom! Don't get too comfortable! She said threatening Snape whilst poking him. I'll be right back!
Snape scowled and poked her right back. And I'll be waiting. He said in his most threatening voice, the quiet one that sends shivers down your spine.
Her eyes widened slightly with fear but her face then changed to the eerily still. She flipped her hair, or at least you could see that that was what she had tried to achieve but her hair remained unnaturally still. She twirled around and left the house through the bedroom to the front garden. There Snape, who had inevitably followed her, watched her jump holding onto her legs into a hole with a red arrow surrounded with lights pointing down into it.
"Interesting" thought Snape who although he found himself still speaking the idiotic language despite his best efforts was thankful that he could still think in English. He stepped up to the hole and peered into it, he found it to be unfathomable. As he didn't know where it went he decided not the risk jumping into it in case he came across another being like the stupid cow. He did however decide to take the opportunity to take a look at the book to see what he was to expect from the silly cow and proceeded to re-enter the house.
AN: Woo! I finally finished the third chapter. I become so obsessed with this fic that I have even built the house that they are in. Although I have not made the characters…yet!
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