Never call a pregnant woman, a beach ball!

Hi guys! I'm back on this fic again as you can see! Sorry it took so long to update this one, but I've kind of been absorbed in my other one! Anyway I hope you enjoy this chapter.

Summary

It has been around 7-8 months since Bulma and Vegeta conceived Trunks. He's due in about 1 month and all of the Z Warriors already know about the baby. Yamcha ran off with one of his sluts so nobody worries about him anymore.

Vegeta crept through the hallways and up the stairs. He silently slipped into the room and slid under the covers of the bed he and Bulma now shared.

It had been 7 ½ months since they officially announced their relationship to the other occupants of the house and all was well ... almost.

Recently, like 6 months recently, Vegeta had noticed Bulma steadily gaining weight. At first he thought nothing of it, but after a while it became hard not to comment on.

Vegeta just couldn't understand why Bulma made him sleep with Fluffy for 2 weeks when he had made a harmless comment on her resembling a beach ball, so from then on, the almighty prince of the Saiyans was careful to choose his wording around his rather round princess.

Anyway, he silently slipped into the covers and sighed as sleep took over him.

The next morning Vegeta woke rather late, and after trying, and failing to get up he realised his mates arms were snaked around his waist.

'Great!' Vegeta thought to himself sarcastically 'Now how am I going to avoid the beach ball?'

At this thought, a small chuckle escaped the princes lips.

"What's so funny?"

Vegeta head snapped around o meet two big blue sapphires staring back at him.

"Nothing" he replied quickly "Err ... how are you today...." Vegeta's head turned towards Bulma's swollen stomach "...bubble..."

Bulma looked at vegeta confused and then followed his gaze and frowned.

"What?" she questioned

"Huh?" Vegeat thought about what he just said and laughed nervously.

"You're laughing" Bulma stated "That means you know you've been caught doing something wrong!"

"Um ... no?"

Bulma's gaze darkened and her frowned deepened as she approached the window. She poked her head out and looked towards the small (think bulma Briefs small, not normal small!) house on her medium (Again think Bulma Briefs) sized front lawn.

"FLUFFY!" she yelled

'Oh no' thought Vegeta 'This is like de-ja-vu'

Bulma saw the look on his face and smirked as Fluffy trotted out of his raptor house.

"Rauauuar?"

"Vegeta" Bulma hissed, glaring at the saiyan in question "Is coming to stay with you again!"

"Aaaruuaraa!" cried Fluffy wagging his tail.

"Bulma!" Vegeta protested "What did I-"

"Come fetch Vegeta Fluffy!"

At this command, Fluffy dashed into the building whilst Vegeta darted out of the bedroom with Fluffy in hot pursuit

Three hours later

After a long and tiring chase, Vegeta found himself sitting next to Fluffy's raptor-house on the lawn. Fluffy was sat in his house with his head sticking out.

Suddenly, Vegeta spotted a large air-bus pulling up onto the lawn. He looked at it puzzled for a moment and then the realisation dawned on him.

Bulma was having one of her reunions!

He quickly stood up and tried to squeeze inside Fluffy's doorway, but found himself stuck. Though the inside of the house was big enough to fit over 30 humans, the doorway was barely big enough to leave a little room around the raptors head. So as you can imagine, with a big raptor head in the way, getting in was no easy task!

"Move over you stupid overgrown lizard!" Vegeta hissed as he struggled to squeeze in. Unknown to him though, Piccolo's sensitive hearing picked up this sentence, but the only thing he saw after turning towards the raptor-house was a white and gold boot disappearing inside.

"What'ya lookin' at Mr. Piccolo?" Gohan questioned

"Nothin' kid ... and didn't I tell you to stop callin' me that?"

"Yeah ... I guess so ... sorry ..."

"No problem kid ... let's go in"

Ten minutes after everything had gone quiet, Vegeta thought it safe to go out. He sheepishly poked his head out the door and looked around. Upon seeing noone, he sighed with relief – until...

"Hey Vegeta!" Goku greeted happily.

Vegeta slumped to the floor and started banging his head repeatedly.

"What're ya doin' Geta?"

Vegeta was about to protest on his new nickname when Goku interrupted him.

"Looks like fun! Can I try?" he asked eagerly

A wicked smirk spread across Vegeta's face.

"Sure! You can 'play' Kakarot! But you've got to do it REALLY hard – okay?"

"Sure!"

Vegeta smirked as Goku readied himself.

"Ready?"

"Uh-huh!"

"GO!"

THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ... THWACK! ...

Meanwhile

Bulma greeted the guests and guided them into the indoors garden. Once everyone was settled, she started up the BBQ.

"So guys" Bulma began "How have you been?"

"Oh, we've been fine" Krillen replied "How about you two?"

"Yeah Bulma" Choutzu piped in "How are you and him?"

"I'm good" Bulma replied "And Vegeta's ... well ... Vegeta I guess!"

"Oh, we weren't talking about Vegeta" Tien smiled gesturing towards Bulma's swollen stomach "We were talking about him"

"Huh?" Bulma questioned confused. She then followed Tien's gaze and smiled.

"Oh, him" she replied "He's doing well"

The Z Warriors heard the sadness in Bulma's voice and tried to pry further, however to everyone's surprise it was Piccolo that made the first move.

"You don't sound too happy for someone who's about to become a mother" Piccolo stated

"I know"

"Then what's the problem?"

"Vegeat"

All of the Z Warriors suddenly erupted in a flurry of questions and threats.

"Did he hurt you?"

"I'll kill him!"

"Did he say something?"

"Did he leave?"

"If he hurt you, I'll slaughter him!"

"Did he leave you? I haven't seen him!"

"GUYS!" Bulma protested "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO! He didn't do any of those things!"

"Then why are you so sad?" asked Gohan

"Because he doesn't know I'm pregnant!"

Well that's it for this chapter. This was meant to be the last one, but I didn't want to leave it where I was going to so I'm continuing for a few more chapters. I'm not sure how many yet. I already have half of the next chapter written up, so it should be up soon.

Until next time, I hope you enjoyed this chappy!

Clarobell

P.s. Remember, if you want the pic that inspired the fic, ask for it in a review. I would appreciate it if you would write down your email address aswell as it would make it A LOT easier on my part!