Double Trouble

Disclaimer:- I don't own, but Fluffy may... I'm looking into it, but as far as I know it still belongs to Akira...

Hi guys, I'm back! I tried really hard to update quickly with this chapter to make up for the lateness of the last one! I hope you enjoy it! Thanx to everyone that reviewed coz all you positive responses have ealy put a smile on my face!

Just remember, the more reviews I get, the more motivate I am to updating quicker!

Now on with the fic!

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All of the Z Warriors suddenly erupted in a flurry of questions and threats.

"Did he hurt you?"

"I'll kill him!"

"Did he say something?"

"Did he leave?"

"If he hurt you, I'll slaughter him!"

"Did he leave you? I haven't seen him!"

"GUYS!" Bulma protested "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO! He didn't do any of those things!"

"Then why are you so sad?" asked Gohan

"Because he doesn't know I'm pregnant!"

"WHAT?!" They all cried "How could he not know?!"

"Thanx for boosting y self asteem!"

"You know what we mean bulma!"

"Well ... I don't think he knows about things like that guys"

"Like what?" Piccolo questioned (Mr. talkative today isn't he?)

"Like where babies come from" Bulma replied as everybody blushed crimson.

"In that respect he's very much like Goku then!" Chichi added

"Huh?" Bulma questioned

"What? You think I told him the real place where babies came from?"

"..."

"..."

"..uhhh..."

"HA! Goku can't handle the truth!"

"So, what did you tell him?" Krillen asked

"I told him the stork story"

"Huh?"

"You know, the stork flew down and 'delivered' the baby? That one"

"Ohh ... how did you explain what being in labour was to him then?"

"I didn't"

"What???"

"He fainted"

Everybody started laughing at this – even Piccolo! Soon Bulma interrupted their laughter though.

"Do you think I should use the 'stork story' on Vegeta?"

"NO!!!" everybody screamed

Meanwhile

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Back in CC

"Why not?" Bulma asked

"Because Vegeta can handle the truth" Chichi replied

"Yeah" Krillen added "And just imagine what he'd do to you if he found out you lied to him and made him look a fool!"

"I guess you're right" Bulma replied "By the way, has anyone seen Goku?"

"No" Tien replied "Where's Vegeta anyway?"

"He is in the doghouse right now – literally!"

"Why?" Piccolo asked "What did he do?"

"Insulted my size!"

All the women gasped and all the men flinched at the thought of the punishment. After a few tense moments they all broke into a comfortable laughter.

Meanwhile

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Goku raised his aching head to look at the smirking Vegeta and grinned.

"Am I doin' it right?" Goku asked dizzily

"Yes Kakarot" Vegeta replied "Yes you are"

"So am I ... uhh ..." Goku thought for a moment about the word he wa trying to remember, but his mind was fuzzy and he just couldn't for the life of him figure out why!

"OH YEAH!" he cried "Am I winning???"

"No"

"No?"

"You're not doing it fast enough"

"Oh ... should I do it faster?"

"Yes"

"OK!"

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Back in CC

The Z Warriors had split up in hopes of finding Goku, but so far to no avail.

Meanwhile in Fluffy's house

Fluffy wandered over to his now fully grown mate Rappy. There was only one problem, noone had thought to get Fluffy neutered...

"Ruuaaaruuarraeeearr?" Fluffy asked

"Aaarraauuueeerrraaa"

"AAuuuuuuuueeeerrrrr"

"rrrraaaiuuuueeeerrrrr"

Anyway ... back to Goku!

"Am ... I ... uhhhh ... winninninngg now ... Geveta?"

"Nope"

"Nooooooo???"

"No"

"W-why nut?"

"Because you're not doing it hard enough"

"I hafta d-do it h-harderer??"

"Yep"

"O-okay then Tageva"

"My names Vegeta"

"I know ... that's what I said!"

And with that...

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Meanwhile

Inside everybody was just about to give up looking when Piccolo picked up a banging noise from outside.

"Bulma?" Piccolo asked calmly "Is Vegeta outside?"

"Yes, why?"

"I see, and Goku not in here which means he must be outside"

Piccolo suddenly dashed for the door followed by all of the Z Warriors. The moment they got outside they all froze. From their point of view, vegeta was lying on the grass watching goku bang his head for no apparent reason.

Bulma forced Goku to stop, and sat down with him. She slowly but surely found out what happened and turned round ready to clobber the Saiyan prince only to find him gone.

"Suddenly Vegeta's voice broke the silence that had loomed for the last few minutes.

"Bulma?"

"WHAT?!"

"I think somethig's wrong with Rappy"

"What?"

Bulam waddled over to the raptor house and climbed inside just in time to see 3 eggs emerge from Rappy's body. This was followed by a loud 'Ewwwwwwwwwww' from Vegeta who ran straight to his room and a gasp from all of the Z Warriors.

All Bulma could muster was...

"Oh no"

Well there's another chappy! I hope to have the next one up within 2 weeks. I'll try but I can't promise!

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