The Stork and the Saiyan Rage
Disclaimer:- It has now been proven that neither Fluffy nor me owns DBZ, but Rappy may ... I'll be looking into that ...
Hello again people, thanks for all your great reviews! Nobody could believe that Vegeta didn't know what happened in the raptor house and about uhh ... the process of reproduction, so all shall be explained in this chapter! ... Hopefully ...
"I'm not coming out!" Vegeta yelled "Not until you tell me what just happened to Rappy!"
That was the 8th time Bulma had tried in the last hour to get Vegeta out of his room, but so far, no luck. He had been in there for 12 hours and Bulma was getting worried, it was now night and he hadn't eaten all day!
"Look Vegeta" Bulma started "If you come out I'll explain"
Bulma's sentence was followed by a long silence and then a click signalling that the bedrooms lock had been undone. Bulma smiled as her prince emerged.
"So tell me woman" Vegeta demanded "What happened in there?"
All the Z Warriors watched in anticipation as Bulma thought of what to tell him.
"Well ... you see ... there's this ... stork ... and he ..."
All the Z Warriors fell over anime style and sweatdropped the biggest sweatdrop in the history of sweatdrops being sweatdropped!
Meanwhile
"I winder –THWACK- where –THWACK- Vegeta –THWACK- went –THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK"
Goku stood up and began to cheer assuming that his prince had left from the embarrassment of losing.
"I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!"
Back at CC
"And you see ... this stork comes from where babies are made ... and-"
"And where is that?" Vegeta interrupted
"Uhh ... in ... the planet ... Plafargnu!"
"Babies are not made there" Vegeta stated simply
"Uhh ... how do you know?"
"I've been there, I didn't see any"
"That's because they're INSIDE the planet!"
"Ahh ... continue" Vegeta demanded angrily
"Yeah, well this stork has a list..."
Meanwhile
"I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!"
Back in CC
"On this list there are names of everybody"
"Why?"
"Well, when the people on the list become adults, they change colour ... from ... uhh ... red to ... uhh .. yellow!"
Vegeta's eye began to twitch.
"And when they find their ... uhh ... 'mate', it changes colour again ... to uhh ... green!"
"Why?" Vegeta growled
"Because that's when those people are ready for a baby!"
Vegeta's eyes widened slightly at the comment, and most of the Z Warriors tried to hide their laughter at the prince's facial expression.
Meanwhile
"I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! – HEY! Where'd you go Vegeta?!" Goku asked nobody in particular.
Then the search began.
Goku looked in the raptor house.
Goku looked on the roof.
Goku looked under a pebble.
Goku looked under the lawn.
Goku looked in Hawaii.
Goku looked at the beach.
Goku looked in the garden.
Goku looked at the Z Warriors...
"Hi guys!" he yelled
"Hi Goku" Krillen replied
"You seen Vegeta?"
"Yeah ... he's right there"
"'Kay! Thanks!"
The search continued.
Goku looked in the pond.
Goku looked in the bed.
Goku looked down the toilet.
Goku looked for a very loooooooooooooooong time in the fridge. He even went through all the trouble to check if Vegeta was in each and every piece of food.
Back in CC
"... and then a stork delivers a baby to the doorstep of those people" Bulma finished.
Bulma stared at Bulma for a few minutes before an angry scowl was plastered on his face.
"What kind of an idiot do you think I am?!"
"I-"
"I have done nothing but respect you since we have been together and this is how you repay me?!"
"Vegeta, I-"
"I have treated you as my equal, something I have NEVER done before with ANYONE! And what do you do?! You treat me like an infant, lower than you and embarrass me in front of your pathetic little friends!"
"I thought-"
"YOU THOUGHT WHAT?!" Vegeta was getting angrier with every word he said and his eyes were flashing red. Bulma noticed this and stepped back.
"Vegeta" Bulma warned "Calm down! You're entering a Saiyan rage! You know you can't control yourself when that happens!"
Vegeta ignored Bulma's words and instead took a step forward, raising his fist into a punch. Bulma stepped back again in fright whilst protectively clutching her stomach.
Before anyone knew what was happening, a loud crash sounded and they all flinched. The only other sound that could be heard was Bulma's screaming.
I'm sorry the chappy's short and I know I left you with an evil cliffy, but I am at school now and it's better to have a short chappy than none at all right? Right?! Well, anyway I should be updating this again pretty soon and thanks to all for reviewing.
Oh yeah! Special note to Vegeta-Hiei Lover:- When you asked for the pic, you didn't leave all of your email address, if you leave it all then I can send it to you! Thanks!
Clarobell
