The Birds and the Bees
Disclaimer:- Well, now it has been proven that None of the dinosaurs own DBZ, but rumours are being spread that their creator was ... ... ... MY PARENTS! I seriously doubt this, but hey, a girl can dream!
Hi people! I was really evil leaving it at a major cliffy last time, but we all feel evil at times! Here is the next instalment to Vegeta, you need a pet – did Vegeta do it???
Last Time
"Vegeta" Bulma warned "Calm down! You're entering a Saiyan rage! You know you can't control yourself when that happens!"
Vegeta ignored Bulma's words and instead took a step forward, raising his fist into a punch. Bulma stepped back again in fright whilst protectively clutching her stomach.
Before anyone knew what was happening, a loud crash sounded and they all flinched. The only other sound that could be heard was Bulma's screaming.
Bulma warily opened her eyes to find Goku stood in front of her with his arm outstretched into a fist and a stern look on his face. She followed his gaze to a pile of rubble and gasped as realisation hit her. Vegeta was in there!
She rushed forward but Goku stopped her.
"Goku!" Bulma protested "Vegeta's in there!"
"I know" Goku replied "And he's fine - just cooling off"
All eyes turned to the rubble as the rocks started to shift and before long the Saiyan prince emerged.
Bulma rushed towards her prince and wrapped her arms around him. All traces of anger were now replaced by guilt as Vegeta stared solemnly at his boots.
Goku approached and stopped in front of his prince.
"Feelin' better Geta?" he asked innocently
"Well, you know, you just nearly hit your son!"
"My ... what ...?"
"That wouldn't have been very good"
"Is this true?" Vegeta asked Bulma
"Yes" she replied
Vegeta seemed to physically deflate from the realisation and the Z Warriors could have sworn they saw an aura of guilt and depression around his form.
"But ... how?"
Goku took Vegeta's hand and placed it on Bulma's stomach.
"Can you sense that Vegeta?"
vegeta closed his eyes and then snapped them open and stared at Bulma's bulging stomach.
"What was that???"
"That was the baby kicking" Bulma explained
"It ... kicks?"
"Yeah" Goku replied "Can you sense the little guys life force?"
"But ... how ... could that ... be ...?"
"The baby lives and grows inside of Bulma until it's ready to come out"
"I don't understand"
"I didn't think you would ... follow me"
With that said, Goku and Vegeta disappeared into the forest.
That Night
Bulma watched anxiously out the window for any sign of her prince's return. Vegeta and Goku had been gone since the little incident that afternoon and Bulma couldn't help but worry. Her thoughts were interrupted by the Z Warriors.
"I thought you said he never hit you" Tien stated
"I did"
"Then what do you call what happened today?!"
"A Saiyan rage"
"A Saiyan what?"
"A Saiyan rage" Bulma explained "When Vegeta gets extremely angry about something, he enters a Saiyan rage and loses control of his body – it's the same with all Saiyans"
"Loses control?" the Z Warriors questioned
"Yes, he would NEVER hurt me on purpose and I brought it on myself anyway, I should have told him the truth so back off guys!"
"Alright Bulma" Krillen agreed "But if he-"
"If he does it again" Bulma interrupted "You will be on him quicker than a fly on shit and get yourselves mutilated"
Bulma smiled sweetly and all of the Z Warriors gulped. Bulma turned to the window again and sighed. She was just about ready to give up waiting when two familiar shadows emerge from the horizon. They landed outside the house and Bulma jumped to her feet (well the best an 8 ½ month woman could!) and waddled to the stairs.
"They're home!" she cried excitedly
All of the Z Warriors followed her outside. Bulma ran to the door and as she flung it open, came face to face with a sheepish looking Saiyan prince. Vegeta opened his mouth to speak but was silenced by Bulma as she grabbed him in a death grip and proceeded to squeeze the life out of him.
"OHHHHHHHH!" she cried "Never ever EVER leave me again Geta!"
"Woman!" Vegeta whispered "I told you not to call me that in front of them! It bad enough that Kakarot already knows!"
"What wrong Geta?" Piccolo mocked
All the Z Warriors gasped when there was no response from Vegeta.
"OH MY GOD!" cried Krillen "AM I DREAMING OR DID VEGETA JUST TURN DOWN A CHALLENGE?!"
"HE'S DEAD!" cried Choutzu
"No he's not, he just has more important things to tend to right now" Goku added "Isn't that right Vegeta?"
"Yes Kakarot" Vegeta replied in a bored tone. He then turned towards Bulma "I'm ... ... ... ... ... sorry"
Bulma smiled and kissed Vegeta on the lips softly.
"You're forgiven..." she whispered "... always"
They stayed like that for a number of minutes before Gohan spoke up.
"So what have you guys been doing all day?"
Everybody looked towards Gohan with and awkward stare except for Vegeta and Goku.
"Well Gohan" Chichi began "You'll learn when you're a bit older"
"Learn what?"
"I don't think you're ready for 'the talk' yet sweety"
"Uh ... Chi?" Goku asked
"Yes dear?"
"What talk?" asked Gohan
"I'll tell you when you're older" Chichi stated
"Uh ... Chi?"
"What talk mum?"
"I said I'd tell you when you were older"
"Chi?"
"Not now Goku!"
"That was 10 seconds ago – I'm 10 seconds older"
"Don't be cheeky young man!"
"Dad, what talk?"
"Gohan!" Chichi cried "I said I'd tell you when-"
FOR KAMI'S SAKE CHICHI!" Goku yelled "I'VE TOLD VEGETA! DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE TIOLD GOHAN?!"
"...huh?" was all Chichi could reply
"OH!" Gohan cried "That talk! That's nothing special mum!"
"Huh?"
"Yeah harpy" Vegeta added "We all underestimate Kakarots ability to understand things"
"Wow" Krillen commented "Goku must have done something really special to get praised by Vegeta!"
"Yeah" Bulma added "What did he do?"
"Well" Vegeta started "He took me into the forest and showed me the processes and results of physical mating and sexual intimacy between animals and humans ... that's all"
Everybody stared at Vegeta dumbfounded.
"What?" Vegeta questioned, but got no reply "Fine! We watched some animals fuck and give birth – does that make you happy?!"
"Ohhhhhhhhh"
"So you know why I'm so ... ... ... big?" Bulma asked
"Yes" Vegeta replied approaching his mate. He placed a hand on her stomach and smirked "I'm actually rather surprised I didn't sense it before now!"
"You know what Vegeta?"
"What?"
"If you rest your ear against her stomach, you can hear the baby moving!"
"Hmmm ... maybe I'll try that later"
"Okay"
A long silence filled the room until Vegeta spoke again.
"Kakarot?"
"Hmmmm?"
"How long will it be before the egg hatches?"
"Egg?"
"Yes"
"What egg?"
"The egg inside Bulma"
At this comment everybody burst out laughing and fell over.
"What?" Vegeta asked "What did I say?"
Goku?" Bulma asked "What animal did you show him?"
"Uhh ... a bird! Why?"
"I'll explain it to him later"
"Whatever" Vegeta stated and left the room.
"Where are you going Geta?"
"To tend to Rappy's eggs" he replied "They have o be incubated"
"All of the Z Warriors watched in awe as Vegeta crawled into the raptor house.
"He really has changed hasn't he?" asked Tien
"Yeah" replied Bulma "I can't wait to see how he acts around his son!"
At this thought, all of the Z Warriors started laughing again.
In the raptor house
'So' Vegeta thought to himself 'It's a boy ... good'
And with that thought, he gently flared his ki to warm the area and snuggled down between Rappy and Fluffy.
Well, there's another chapter done and dusted! I hope I didn't disappoint anyone with the way it turned out. This fic is coming to a close now, so I hope people have enjoyed reading it. I think I'm gonna try and stretch for 10 chapters but I don't know.
Oh yeah! Don't forget to review please!"
Clarobell
