A/N I have officially remade Rene's first entry and how it went. Sorry, but I hadn't seen the show in 2 or 3 years. So, I decided to visit and got my information correct. I hope you like the new story better .

The Diary of Invader Rene

The Diary that Meepeh has cherished for years

This Diary has been recovered from the future of 5069 in which Invader Rene had dropped it while traveling through time. All places and times were smudged by time, so I may have to make chapters this time.

January 1, 5061

Saturday

Today is the day. We are being assigned to planets to conquer. I hope to follow in the steps of my role model, Invader Zim to conquer Earth. He hasn't conquered it yet, but it would be an honor to meet him, as he is still alive and trying.  If I'm extremely lucky, he might even teach me his tips and tricks! I really hope Gir likes Kira, my new robot. She has a short attention span. (Kira is running around chasing Rene's kitteh kat.) Did I tell you I got a new Tabby cat from Gram Gram on Earth? I named her Jen Jen. She's so cute but everyone else is afraid of her. So much for brave Space Invaders. Well, they're calling us down for assignment. Wish me luck!

Rene

The overly excited Irken girl hopped off of her chair and grabbed Kira and Jen Jen. "Come on! We have to make it to the center!" She pushed open the door using Kira's head. "Ow! Master, why are you making my head go 'BOOM!'? Oh, lookie atta squirrel! Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel! Me wantsa squirrel!" Kira stretched out her robotic hands and slipped out of Rene's arms, lunging forward so much, she breaks the window glass, falling into pitch black nothingness called space. "That's the third time Mr. Nutty made Kira jump!" Rene said, running to get her special ship that looked like a Meepit. Jen Jen sat comfortably in the back seat which had a special cushion just for Rene's pets.

"Now I won't make it to the assignment center in time so I probably won't get a planet at all!" Rene stepped on the gas pedal so hard that the ship lunged forward so fast that it caught Dir as she was falling. "Wow. You have a good falling-catchy-baseball-thingy O.o." Kira squeaked.

"That takes care of that." Rene gladly said, backing up into the Space Garage. She hurriedly ran up the steps to the Assignment Center and ran on the stage where others were lined up.

"Reporting for assignment, your honors Tallest Red and Tallest Purple." Rene said, moving her antenna to show respect.

"Ummm….Rene, you're rea-"

"What is my planet to conquer?" Rene said, saluting.

"Rene….You're not…getting a pl-" Tallest Red started.

Quietly, Tallest Purple whispered into Tallest Red's antenna. "Hey, remember Zim? Maybe, since he hasn't come back, we can send the (sarcasm) wonderful, Zim crazed, invader there, to the human-stink-bug planet?"

Tallest Red quickly restated what he had said to Rene. "Well, you don't get a normal planet. In fact, you get the specialist planet out there."

"Invader Rene, you are assigned to Ea-" Tallest Purple was cut off by Rene's screaming with glee.

"YES! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! WOOHOO! GO ME GO M-" Rene shouted, and then was bounced off the stage into space.

"Doo doo doo, shmoopedie shmoop, da da doo doo da da do do…" Kira was singing, soundly like a doodle drawing with sound. Not knowing it, Kira had activated the Meepit Ship's engine, and was now speeding around Irk, full speed. Then a big blob of green and red and pink appeared.

"Kira! Let me in!" Rene squeaked in pain.

"Ummm….doodly, doo, doodly, do…." Kira pushed a big blue button and the glass shield opened. She slowly scooted over so that Rene could drive the ship.

"Hey did you hear? I was assigned to Earth! Zim is on Earth and so is all this neat things like Zim, and Zim's house, and Zim, and…." Rene went on and on while driving the space cruiser.

Beautiful. I can listen to Rene babble all about the awesome and almighty Invader Zim. Pssh pash. Talking about my fur is more interesting than talking about an intergalactic idiot that was the cause of Tallest Miyuki and Tallest Spork's deaths, Jen Jen thought to herself. She slowly watched Kira turn the radio nob on and switch it to IRKT, the only station where you could find music from anywhere, including Earth. Gah, that robot's so stupid. So is Zim, and Dib, and Earth. Grr… Can't I just have peace and quiet so I can sleep? Jeez…it's bad enough we're going to Earth. Oh well. I suppose kiddo's been waiting a while to see Gram Gram again and she's really looking forward to seeing Zim. Maybe it's possible for me to sleep anyway. Jen Jen stretched herself out a little.

"Well, it's gonna be a long like trip, so I suggest you get some shut eye. First thing I'm gonna do is find shelter. Then make my disguise and then, we're going on a first class tour of Earth!" Rene squeaked.

"Will there be squirrels?" Kira asked.

Oh, brother.

A/N I hope this version was better. If you like the first one better, than I'll change it back. I think that you can figure out what the italics, bolds, and underlines can and will mean.