A/N- Well, atleast I got this one done pretty fast. Hope you like it :).
The Arrival
The ship came to a halt in a shaded park area filled with trees. "Look, we're here." Rene whispered quietly, signaling Kira and Jen Jen to stay in the ship. "I'm gonna go and find shelter. Kira, Jen Jen, I expect you to guard the ship." The Irken said, already walking away.
"Yes master!" Kira said, almost shouting.
Jen's eyes grew big as her ears and fur spiked up, followed by a hiss toward the metal idiot. She's so loud! Gah! Rene! TAKE ME WITH YOU! Jen Jen meowed out.
"SHHHH! Bad kitty!" Rene said, putting a finger up to her mouth. She slowly walked away as Jen Jen curled up on the roof of the ship and Kira played with the ship. "Phew…atleast they can be quiet." Rene said as she walked through the narrow and filthy alleyways. "Ugh…it stinks here. I thought humans were naturally disgusting but this…..eek!" Rene complained. Finally, she found an abandoned ware house. "Perfect." She smiled and ran back to the ship.
Grrr…let go of me you idiot human scum! Jen Jen meowed and bit and hissed at the people all around her. It's all thanks to that stupid robot, Kira! She has a much too loud voice!
"Whadda shmoop?" Rene yelled at the crowd of humans crowded around her ship.
"Look! An alien!" A photographer yelled and everyone snapped photos of Rene.
"Gah! Idiot humans! The lights! I'm melting…melting……"
Jen Jen hopped into the ship's backseat. Your not melting….You're just being stupid. The cat stretched out and rolled her eyes. Her paw hit the ultra-meepity-disquise-machine-of-ultra-meepity-disguises and turned into a purple and skinny cat. "MEOW!" she hissed at the shock. Hey, this isn't too bad. She extracted her claws, which were pointy sharp and retracted them. Pointy teeth, sharp claws and…. Small purple wings popped out of her body. Nice.
"My turn! My turn!" Kira shouted and reached for the disguiser as Rene hopped into the ship, flying away. Kira poked a button and turned into a……
"SQUIRREL!" Kira squeaked. "I'M A SQUIRRELY SQUIRREL!" She started to play with her floofeh tail, which included biting it.
"Stupid imbecile! Don't bite yourself!" Jen scolded the squirrelly robot.
"O.o Did the kitteh just talk?"
"No." Jen Jen told Kira.
"Oh. Okay!"
The ship landed wreck fully on the landing center in the warehouse.
"MEOW!" Jen Jen squeaked.
"MY SQUEEDLY SPOOCH!" Rene called out, holding her stomach.
"That was fun." Kira hopped up and down.
"Never mind, just give me the Meepit Disguiser." Rene said, holding out her arm.
"There ya go!" Her SIR unit said, throwing it at her.
"Grrr…reckless SIR unit." Rene quickly made her adjustments to look like the jelly bags she had seen on the street. In seconds, her green skin was apricot colored, her antennas were replaced by ears, she had short brown hair, which in the front bent forward and it's tips were sharp enough to penetrate your skin. Her red eyes were now white, blue, and black, her pinkish dress was transformed into a black shirt and jeans, and her pak was a skoolbag that went over one shoulder.
"Alright. How do I look?" Rene asked.
"Scary. (Kira shivers)"
"Great if you want to join the circus."
"Grrr… Well, you don't see anyone much better." Rene quickly set up her super secret home-in-a-bottle to make her secret lab and everything if she just pulled the cork. So that's exactly what she did. In seconds, the top floor was filled with your everyday human items, and on the bottom floors, her secret lab was all set up.
Quickly, Kira ran over to the couch and bit it. "Tasty."
"Ugh…stupid metal….you DO NOT eat furniture." Jen yelled.
"You don't?" Rene said, tasting her kitchen countertop.
"I give up…" Jen quickly ran up the stairs to her room.
"Hmmm….Kira, we shall look for Zim. Come here!"
"Okie." Kira hopped to her master with a smile on her bell-like head.
Quickly, Rene changed Kira back to a robot. "There." Rene got a leash and put it around Kira's neck. "Now, come, girl!" Kira got on 4 feet and walked with Rene to a circle-like neighborhood which had a very purple house in it. "See that purple thing? That's the mighty Zim's domain!"
Rene walked into the path of gnomes, and then a green-like thing came out. An Irken of Irk.
"Who are you? What are you doing here pathetic jelly bag? Dib hired you, didn't he? DIDN'T HE?" Zim flipped out, staring at the human version of his alliance member.
Rene used her Meepit Disguiser Machine (or MDM) to transform into her true form. "I know who you are Zim….." Rene said, somewhat spookily.
" Yeah! You only talk about him for 3 hours a day!" Kira yelled.
"GAH! ANOTHER IRKEN! NO! MY PLANET! GNOMES! GET HER!"
The gnomes slowly waddled to banish Rene from Zim's sight until Rene jumped away.
"No, Zim. I can help you. We can be partners. Besides, Gir will be too busy playing with Kira, so he won't bother you. Deal?" Rene handed out her hand.
Zim thought this over a lot. "Hmmmm……Fine. Deal." Zim said, shaking Rene's hand.
