Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. HOYVIN!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. That was all I could hear from the incredibly noisy sow that was asleep 3 seats away from me. "When will I get there?" I wondered. "It's been about two hours." Suddenly I heard a creak as the old train car door slid open. There, standing in the doorway, was a cat. An ugly cat with a freakishly huge head. I grew increasingly nervous as the animal came closer. Then he spoke. "Hi!" he said. "Mind if I sit here? I promise I won't fall asleep, fall over, and...um...eat pickles off the floor!" I didn't know what to say. This deranged feline was...deranged! "Okay?" I replied. "Thanks," the cat said. "My name's Rover." Rover? A cat? Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha cough cough hack! "What's your name?" Rover asked. "Russell," I said. (From now on, the story will be in script form, be more humorous, and I will no longer be the narrator.)
Rover: Russell? That's a silly name! Myahahahahahahaha!
Russell: Shut up, you...thing!
Rover: Oh, sorry! Russell's a very nice name for a very nice girl.
Russell: (veins throb in his head) WHY YOU LITTLE...
Rover: (wagging his finger) Careful! This is a family game!
(Russell picks Rover up, and shoves a watermelon up Rover's ass)
Rover: MeOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (Dies)
Porter: Train now arriving at Gameland! (turns demonic) GET OFF THE (beep)ING TRAIN, YOU (beep)HOLE!
Russell: Ahhh! (jumps out the window)
Sorry this chapter was so short. This took me about 15 minutes to write! Please R&R!
