My Animal Crossing Life

Chapter 2

Disclaimer: None of the following characters are mine, except Russell, but only partially.


(As Russell dove out the window, he hit a monkey wearing a blue suit.)

Porter: Ow! Watch where you're diving!

Russell: (gets up) Sorry. Hey! You look exactly like the monkey on the train!

Porter. We're twins. We're both named Porter.

Russell: Both named Porter, huh? That reminds me of Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.

Porter: Go down these stairs. Tom Nook is waiting for you.

Russell: Who?

(Before Russell got an answer, Porter hopped on the train with a bag of money and rode off.)

Russell: Whatever. I'll find out for myself.

(Russell walked down the stairs and saw four houses. Just then, a raccoon wearing an apron walked over to him)

Nook: Hello. My name is Tom Nook.

Russell: I know.

Nook. How?

Russell: You just told me! Hahahahaha!

Nook: Anyway, there are four houses here.

Russell: No shit, Sherlock!

Nook: You may live in one of them. Be sure to check out the inside first.

(Russell walked over to the first house and entered.)

Russell: (sniffing) What's that smell? (Looks around)

(Russell slowly stumbled out of the house and vomited on the doorstep.)

Nook: Well? Did you like it?

Russell: What? Are you crazy? That house is made entirely of shit! No way I'm living in there!

Nook: Oh yes! The "Natural House." I made that one myself!

Russell: (Peeks in the door of the second house) This house has no floor. I can see the center of the Earth.

(Russell looked in the next house, but quickly left and vomited again, this time on Nook.)

Russell: That house is made of shit also!

Nook: You looked in the first house again.

Russell: (Looks in the last house) This house is crap, but it's the best of the four. I'll take it!