My Animal Crossing Life

Chapter 4

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(Russell rushes into Nookway)

Nook: Good job. You earn 160 Bells for that task. But I'm not paying you because this money will just go off towards paying off your house.

Russell: Alright. I think that sounds fair.

(Nook makes Russell do the rest of the tasks.)

Nook: You're done!

Russell: Didn't you say that I needed to pay all of my house off before I could leave?

Nook: Well, I just realized that I'm not making any money by letting you work here.

Russell: But if I sell stuff to you and then pay you back, you're still not making any money!

Nook: Hmm...shaddup!

(Nook kicks Russell out of the store...literally)

Russell: Ow! My ass! Oh, well.

(Russell collects lots of oranges, sells them, and uses the money to buy a shovel, a net, an axe, and a fishing rod.)

Russell: Well, I'll go and catch some fish.

(Russell goes fishing in the pond...you know? The pond that's over there by the...yeah.)

Russell: Hmm...la la la la la...(looks to see if he caught anything)...la la la la LAAAAAHHH! (looks down) Dammit! I scared away the fish!

Bunnie: Hello, tee-hee!

Russell: AHHH! (drops his fishing rod into the pond) Dammit! (turns around) Don't scare me!

Bunnie: Huh? I've never heard that word before, tee-hee...

Russell: Which word?

Bunnie: Dammit, tee-hee.

Russell: Stop saying tee-hee.

Bunnie: I can't stop saying tee-hee, tee-hee!

Russell: Um...right. So who are you?

Bunnie: I'm Bunnie. Nice to meet you...?

Russell: Russell.

Bunnie: Ok. See you later, Russell, tee-hee!

Russell: Wait! I dropped my fishing rod into the water and I need it back and I can't swim and this is a run-on sentence.

Bunnie: Well, you can borrow mine to fish yours out.

Russell: Thanks. (pulls out his rod...ew, that sounded wrong) Here you go.

Bunnie: (Takes her rod back...ew, that sounded even more wrong) You're welcome, tee-hee! Have a nice day!

(Russell decides to fish at the ocean instead. While he is there, he catches a fish.)

Russell: (holds up the fish) I caught a sea bass! See? Bass! (Why do I keep saying things like that?)

Olivia: That was terrible.

Russell: (puts the fish in his pocket) Hey, I'm just reading the cue cards...

Olivia: I'm Olivia, purrr. Bunnie told me that your name is Russell. Pleased to meet you.

Russell: I'm pleased to meet you too, but is there any way that you can stop saying your god-awful catch phrases?

Olivia: No one's ever asked before, purrr! Just a sec. (Presses a button) There you go!

Russell: Wanna go swimming?

Olivia: I thought you couldn't.

Russell: I lied.

Olivia: Well, I can't swim.

Russell: ...

Olivia: ...

Russell: Sooo...

Olivia: Oh, you like sewing? Then go to Acre F-2. There are a couple of nice hedgehog sisters there running a tailor shop.

Russell: What? No, I didn't say-

Olivia: Don't mention it! Bye! (runs off)

Russell: Is there anyone smart in this town?

Billy: Heads up, dude!

Russell: What the- (gets hit in the face with a soccer ball) OW! (falls over)

Billy: (runs over to Russell) Weak! Are you alright, man?

Russell: I think I just miscarried...


Marq: Admit it! This chapter was soooo much better!

Olivia: You like sewing too?

Marq: AAAHHHH!!!