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Chapter Seven : Miroku, you're WHAT!
"So, where's your other roommate?" Kagome asked Miroku who was ambling along beside her, a slap mark still fading from his cheek.
"Feh!" Inuyasha spat. "That guy is gay!"
"Inuyasha! Are you always rude!" Kagome turned to glare at him.
"Actually, Lady Kagome, we're pretty sure our roommate IS gay."
Inuyasha snorted. "I'll have to sleep on my side with my ass against the wall for protection."
Kagome and Sango glared daggers at him and then turned to each other, bursting into evil laughter. Inuyasha was really starting to get the creepy idea that they were telepathic.
The smaller girl turned her face slowly back to meet Inuyasha's pissed off one, slyness creeping over her features.
"But Inuyasha," she started slowly, "I thought that was your type?"
"And Miroku's, also. I think he just gropes me so people won't discover his secret," said Sango.
"There's nothing you two should be ashamed about! We know lots of gay guys! They're cool!" added Kagome.
Inuyasha completely appalled whilst Miroku has a blank look on his face.
"It's okay, Miroku! You don't have to hide any more!" wailed Sango tragically, engulfing Miroku in a hug, her eyes closed in sympathy. She even sniffled to ham it up a bit.
Sango waited for him to grope her. Oh boy, was she going to pound him good she thought wickedly.
Ten seconds later. Still no grope, just utter silence.
Kagome gaped. Inuyasha blinked. Sango pulled half away.
"You mean," she started, putting her hand to her mouth, "you really are gay?"
"That's so cool! I always wanted a gay friend! Your secret is safe with me, Miroku!" squealed Kagome. Inuyasha looked at her like she was the dumbest thing in the world.
Miroku was originally going to set the girls straight by physically correcting Sango of his sexuality when a grand idea had hatched in his devious little brain. He pulled Sango back against him.
"Oh, dear Sango, how could I ever keep such a secret from you? You're just far too clever. You promise you won't tell anybody? And especially since me and Inuyasha are lovers. He's not as worried as I am about the secret getting out in camp feudal. You see, we're lovers not fighters."
"WHAT! Miroku I'm going to KILL you!"
Kagome once again squealed and jumped on Inuyasha. "Really, Inuyasha! There's no need to hide it anymore!"
Inuyasha had had enough of this bull. He pulled Kagome off of him, gave Miroku the bird, and stalked off towards the mess hall alone.
Miroku saw Kagome's disappointed face and seized the opportunity.
He bent down and nudged Kagome, whispering in her ear, "His butt sure does look cute from here!"
Kagome surprised him by bursting into jittery giggles.
"What? Don't keep any secrets from me!" Sango piped up, leaning towards the two. Miroku ducked his face towards hers and told her what he had just said to Kagome. Sango's reaction was similar.
"Shall we hurry and not keep the drama queen waiting ladies?" Miroku offered them each an arm which they immediately latched onto.
"Now this is much nicer now that we know what you true intentions were!" Sango said happily.
'This must be the best idea I've ever gotten,' Miroku thought as he could feel their warm bodies so close to his. He was one of the girls now. 'And they'd probably let me grope them so people wouldn't find out about my 'secret!' Miroku had to restrain his laughter.
"Say ladies, where's that other roommate of yours? Is she as beautiful as you two?" asked Miroku, using his trademark charm.
"She was walking with us for a while but had to go back to the cabin for a new set of nails because she discovered that one of her fake ones had fallen off. She'll be a little late."
"And what's this roommate's name? Is she friendly?"
"Kikyo. I can't remember her last name. I don't really care to, either. She was pretty annoying," said Kagome.
Miroku almost tripped. Kikyo? It couldn't be her. Actually, yes, it had to be her. She would follow Inuyasha anywhere. He told Inuyasha to get a restraining order. He sighed. Inuyasha had all the luck. The ladies were always falling for him and not Miroku. 'I guess it wouldn't be that fun to have a stalker though.'
Two minutes later the three came up to a large rustic-looking wooden building that resembled a barn. Trees were scattered around the side of it and a few campers were milling around at the entrance. Inuyasha was nowhere in sight.
"Man, they better have running water at this place," said Kagome looking around for wash basins and Port-A-Potties. Luckily, none were to be seen. 'That's a good sign,' she thought.
"Campers, this way, please!" beckoned a ginger-haired boy that had emerged from around a far corner of the large mess hall. Kagome recognized him to be Kaede's assistant. "The entrance is around this corner."
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Sorry this chapter is so short but I had to make SOME kind of update to let you know that I'm still working on it.
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