Authoress' Notes: Well, I'm SUPER bored right now, so I'll just go ahead with story right here bleh, lol. BTW, in order to keep up with Chuigi, I'll list his currnet location before he does anything. Ok, start the creepy story!
Chuigi's Seriously Messed-Up Mansion!
Chapter 2: Chauncey is Pwned!
Da Fisrt Floor!
Teh Foyer!
Chuigi walked... uh stumbled into the Foyer because he was still a little intoxicated! He looked around and groaned.
"Aw, damn it! The lights, are like, out and stuff!" So, Chuigi stumbled around until he bumped into Shroomish, whining his head off about something.
"OH WOE IS ME! PEACH WILL BE PISSED!" he wailed.
Chuigi scratched his hat. "About what? Us getting drunk? Yeah, she said to lay off it..."
Shroomish jumped up! "Ah! Chuigi! Did you find Pikario?!"
"No, and I don't give a Koopa's ass if I never do," he replied, bluntly. Shroomish's lip started to quiver.
"PLEASE! HELP ME FIND HIM! PEACH SAID SHE IS VERY HORNY! AND IF SHE DOESN'T FIND HIM SOON, SHE SAID SHE'D DO IT WITH WHOEVER'S STANDING CLOSEST TO HER!!!" he shouted.
"Fine. Whatever. Just shut up; booze and loud noises don't mix and when they do, the results are usually very... ungood..."
"Ok!" Shroomish stopped crying. "Want me to save your game?!"
Chuigi sweatdropped. "WHAT game? Wait... OH! I got it! I'm a drunk bastard now! It's all a free ride to hell..."
"...the fuck?" Shroomish decidede to save Chuigi's 'game' anyway and he sent him upstairs. "Now go do something useful while I stand around here and cry!" With that, he left.
Chuigi, who was totally out of it, replied with, "Yes, master..."
Da Second Floor!
Teh Parlor!
The next room he entered was dark as well and a lot of PURPLE candles were lit and shit! Chuigi snapped out of his trance!
"Aw, sweet! Purple candles!" He jumped onto one of the tables. "I'm gonna put these in my room and make Pikario jealous... if I ever ACCIDENTALLY find him!" So, Chuigi took the purple candle things, but then, the paintings nearby started shaking!
"Bleh heh!" One shouted. "Hey! Where are my cough drops?!"
"Whee hee!" Another one called out. "I think the ghosts have them!"
"Damn it!" the first one cussed.
"Ha!" A third chimed in. "You guys are such losers!"
Chuigi sweatdropped. "Yeah, I'm really trippin' now; talking paintings are the shit..."
All of a sudden, 5 Haunters came out of the wall, laughing and shit! Chuigi got annoyed at all their laughing and sucked them up in his vacuum! He didn't even have to use the flashlight!
With all the ghosts defeated, Chuigi watched as a small chest appeared in the middle of the floor. He smiled.
"Damn, this just keeps getting better and better..."
Opening the chest, he found a key!
EVERYBODY LIMBO!
After that was over with, he opened a nearby door that was locked and found himself to be in yet, ANOTHER dark room!
Teh Anteroom!
"No one pays the light bill around here..." Chuigi assumed as, like, 6 more Haunters came out of the wall. Chuigi sucked them up, the lights came on, he got the chest key and did the electric slide. Mazl Tov.
Anyway, he went into yet, ANOTHER dark room with the key!
Teh Wardrobe Room!
"Damn ghosts! If you wanna scare somebody, TURN THE FUCKING LIGHTS ON!" Chuigi shouted as a Gengar appeared! With bananas, I might add!
"SHHHHHHHH!" It shushed, swing its fruit around, dropping it all over the place. "Ta bananas...tey weel KEEL you, man!" It obviously had a strong Jamacian accent!
"What the fuck?! Gimme those!" Chuigi yanked the fruit away and sucked up the Gengar, along with more Haunters and occasionally Gastlys.
Afterwards, Chuigi thought he saw a golden banana on top of the clothes rack, but it was just another damn key to another damn door. Damn.
Teh Balcony!
Chuigi stepped outside and took a breath of fresh air, only to choke on it becuase it reeked of recently-cooked anuses for some reason.
"WAH! Help me, Pikario!" Another Shroomish nearby bawled.
Chuigi rolled his eyes. "Not again! Don't you guys have something better to do?!"
Shroomish sniffled. "Well, not really..."
Just then the lights came on! Seeing this, Shroomish smiled and offered to save Chuigi's game!
HRWEUIOYF4WE80IGTHWRIHJWEGTUDFLETSEATTHEPIECEOFCHEESE... SAVED!
"Well, I'm out," Chuigi went back through the door.
Teh Foyer (Again)!
Chuigi stood at the locked door near the far left of Teh Foyer. "I guess the key goes here!"
Then, OH NO! Chuigi's Game Boy Horror went off!
Yanking it out, Chuigi frowned. "What the...?! Is it time to play?!"
E. Gadd's swirly face came on the screen, a Jolteon sitting in the background. "Hey, Chuigi! There are some really hard...um...GHOSTS! Yeah... and stuff ahead and there were once my paintings and stuff... so, you have to catch them, cause... yeah... Anyway, bye!"
Chuigi put away the contraption, sweatdropping. "Whatever..."
Teh Hallway!
So, he went thorugh the door and saw some coins!
"Oh, hell yeah! Moolah!" So Chuigi went along following the coins until they led to a door. "There must a million dollars behind this!" So, he opened the door, only to to smashed against the wall! OUCH!
"Hee hee hee..." someone snickered.
Chuigi jumped up and looked around in anger. "Who dares laugh at me?! Damn, I lost the money!" he realized his coins disappearing into midair! GASP!
Annoyed and extremely pissed off, Chuigi ran back to the first door at the beginning of Teh Hallway and went in. "Who laughed?!" he demanded.
Teh Study!
Even though no one answered, the rocking chair in the middle of the room slowly rocked back and forth for some reason. Chuigi ignored it though, assuming it was just the booze again.
The Pichu turned around and rubbed his chin. "Maybe it's just me... Yeah, that right! IT'S JUST ME!"
Unexpectedly, a ghostly Alakazam appeared in the rocking chair, reading a Playboy magazine!
Chuigi turned around and sweatdropped. "You have got to be kidding me..."
"Eh, after 50 years of perverted masturbating, it's just not working anymore..." the Alakazam yawned.
"You sick bastard!" Chuigi shouted, whipping out the P-3000, which was the name HE gave the Poltergeist 3000! "You don't appreciate naked women, do you?!"
"What the... HEY! Are you a spy?! Damn Lydia! She doesn't trust me?! The great Neville?! I shall kill her... AGAIN!" Neville barked, throwing one of his spoons at Chuigi, who of course, got mad.
"Die... uh, AGAIN, scum!" Chuigi shouted.
And die again Neville did, as the P-3000 totally pwned his ass!
Chuigi also picked up all the pretty (and valuable) pearls Neville had dropped... along with his spoon, the key in thechest,and the porno magazine.
Teh Hallway!
Stepping out of Teh Study, Chuigi proceeded down Teh Hallway, looking for this so-called 'Lydia's' room; she could very well be the prositute he was looking for!
Teh Master Bedroom!
To his disappointment, Chuigi walked into the last door of Teh Hallway to see a ghostly Gardevoir in front of a mirror, brushing her green hair.
"Aw, she's no prostitute! She's dead!" Chuigi groaned.
Hearing Chuigi, Lydia smirked. "I may be dead now, but back in my day, I was one of the greatest prostitutes ever seen! Anyway, don't bug me; I'm trying to fix my hair for more flaunting."
Walking over to Lydia, Chuigi tried to suck her up, but it didn't work!
Lydia chuckled. "No one shall bug me! Not even if you pull back that window and let the wind come in!"
"Well, shit! It's worth a try!" Chuigi yanked the raggedy curtain off the window, letting wind blow through the broken window, obviously disturbing Lydia.
"Damn it, Neville!" She walked, uh, floated over to the window. "When you say you're going to fix something, DO IT!"
Chuigi nonchalantly flipped the P-3000 on and caught Lydia, but not as a Trainer would, mind you! Then he got up the pearls, found some money, a chest with another key in it, and the broke the other window!
Teh Hallway!
Upon leaving the room, Chuigi's ear twicthed as some awful screeching noise came from another door down Teh Hallway!
"All right! An awful NC-17 rated movie!" Chuigi assumed, racing over the door and opening it with the key.
Teh Nursery!
Unfortunately, there was no TV in the room, hence, no awful NC-17 rated movie, but there WAS a rocking Ponyta!
"Sweet! A Ponyta!" Chuigi hopped onto the wooden Fire Horse, thinking it was the real thing! He rocked wildly on the toy, so hard in fact, that the entire thing flipped over!
"Aw, damn!" Chuigi frowned. "It died!"
As if things couldn't get any worse, a ghastly baby Ralts appeared out of nowhere!
"Hey, you! You're a baby like me! Wanna play?" he asked, sucking on a baby bottle.
"NO, and I'm not a baby!" Chuigi bellowed, pointing to the incapacitated rocking Ponyta. "My horse just died! This is no time to be playing!!!"
"That'sMY horse, bitch!" the Ralts growled, throwing... EVIL TEDDIURSA DOLLSAT CHUIGI! AHHHHHH!
Jumping out of the way, Chuigi grabbed a beach ball. "Damn you, horse-wanter! It was mine! Now, take this!" He threw the ball, but it went right through the Ralts!
The Ralts laughed. "HA! None shall defeat the son of Neville and Lydia; THE GREAT CHAUNCEY!!!!!!!"
Chuigi stood still... then started laughing. "Chauncey?! Chauncey?! Aw, crap! What a sissy name! CHAUNCEY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ooh, really scary, Chauncey! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Don't make fun! Okay, that's IT! You grow small, tiny, little, low, minute, minuscule, itsy-bitsy..."
"All right! I get it already!" Chuigi threw another ball, completely missing Chauncey.
The next thing he knew, Chuigi WAS small! And in Chauncey's crib! And Chauncey was huge! Of course, this didn't phase Chuigi at all. As far as he was concerned, this was all just another one of his hallucinations.
"Now," Chauncey's voice boomed. "DIE!"
Rocking Pontyas and bouncing balls went everywhere while Chuigi just stood still, enjoying this paticular 'hallucination' of his!
"Ah, that was fun, but now it's getting boring!" Chuigi sucked up a ball and threw it at Chauncey, knocking him out and becoming normal again!
Like with his parents, Chuigi sucked up Chauncey in the P-3000 and a big-ass chest appeared!
...With a big-ass key inside! HUZZAH!
Then, the GBH rang again! Of course, it was E. Gadd.
"Hey! Chuigi! Great job with all the ghosts and shit! Come back to my lab and let us celebrate!"
About an hour later, Chuigi and E. Gadd were back in the shed, watching TV, with the Jolteon (Priss, E. Gadd called her) serving them orange soda!
"So," E. Gadd started, "Chuigi, I've put the portriatghosts you caught through the Ghost Portaitfrconizer... Thing... and now, they're pictures again! WAHAHA!"
"Whatever," Chuigi mumbled, too busy watching TV.
Meanwhile...
Pikario looked around and frowned. "What the fuck is this?! I'm sober?! Damn, I must've slept it away... Oh, well; at least there's no hangover this time."
"Ah, Pikario," King Boo smilied.
"What?!" Pikario questioned.
"You are trapped here! You can't escape from my painting! I pwn joo!" the King declared gleefully.
Pikario sweatdropped. "What kind of shit am I in now?"
Authoress' Notes:XD And that's all she wrote! ...For now, anyway. Trust me, the next chapter won't really be as long. I just wanted to get the first Area out of the way, since there was so little to do in it. So, keep those Reviews coming and I will update some other stuff later! So long for now!
