Authoress' Notes: HIP HIP HOORAH! Chapter 5 is finally here and that means the story's almost over! Also, as an added bonus, I will now throw in Epilogues for all my finished stories (not including one-shots, song-fics, or "It's My Baby", because I lost all hope in it)! The Epilogue for this story will be paticularly short because of the lack of main characters, so it won't have its own chapter. W00t for me, so let's get this stuff over with!
Chuigi's Seriously Messed Up Mansion!
Chapter 5: The Rise and Fall, the Rise Again, and Fall Again of King Boo!
As Chuigi made his way back into the mansion, it finally dawned on him that he only had one more Area to go, then he could... do a lot of stuff that he wasn't supposed to be doing at night! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Area Four!
Teh Balcony!
Getting back up to teh Balcony, Chuigi used his third Big-Ass Boss Key to open the door! Yay! But then, BOOM! Lightning struck the house and the freaking light went out! Well, now... crap!
E. Gadd called Chuigi on the GBH! "Hey, man! The lights just went out! Ghosts will be everywhere until you turn them back on! QUICK, DO SOMETHING! Oh, yeah! And there's this guy called Unlce Grimmly who's really easy to captutre and he likes rooms with mirrors, so now would be a good time to go and find him! He's in teh Wardrobe Room!"
"I thought that guy liked mirrors! Why isn't he somewhere like, oh, I don't know... TEH MIRROR ROOM?" Chuigi asked, annoyed at such a stupid ghost!
E. Gadd shrugged. "How am I supposed to know? I keep ghost paintings, not the actual ghosts!"
Just then, a shitload of ghosts appeared out of nowhere!
"Aw, shit!" Chuigi sucked up about 43,848 ghosts, then ran inside!
Teh 3rd Floor West Wing!
Chuigi saw an unlocked door! And 1,354,564 ghosts! Guess what happened? That's right! The cheese DID eat his socks!
Teh Telephone Room!
Chuigi sighed. "Telephone Room? What the fuck is wrong with you people? I hate telephones!
RING! RING! RING! RING! RING! RING! RING! A telephone went off!
Chuigi ran over and snatched it up! "What the hell do you want?"
"Is this Bowser?" someone asked!
"Yeah, and he wants to suck your blood! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Chuigi lied!
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Okay! Um, well, in case this is really Chuigi and not Bowser, the main power light switch thingy is down in the basement and I went by it like, 1,000 times, but I was too lazy to turn it on and all the Shroomishes are hiding cause we're a bunch of spineless wimps, so can you go and turn on lights? Please?" Then, the Shroomish hung up!
Chuigi hung up, too! But just as he did, millions of ghosts filled the room and started chasing after him! IT WAS MADNESS! Gastlys, Hanters, Gengars, Shuppets, Misdreavus, Duskulls, Dusclops, Banettes, and even Sableyes! Now, what the hell are THEY doing here?
Teh Wardrobe Room!
The madness continued on until Chuigi somehow managed to get back to teh Wardrobe Room were E. Gadd said Grimmly was!
Uncle Grimmly sat in front of the mirror, talking to himself! "Why am I in here? WHY AM IN HERE? I like MIRRORS and there's one here, but why am I not in the MIRROR Room? It's the best damn room in the house!"
"I don't know! Maybe you're retarded!" Chuigi answered, sucking him up! He got the key to teh Breaker Room! YEAH!
Teh Breaker Room!
Chuigi ran towards teh Breaker Room, with, like, a billion ghosts following! Good thing for him that they all disappeared the second he flipped the switch and the lights came back on!
Teh Clockwork Room!
Chuigi walked in and scowled. "I hate these stupid wind-up things..."
Chuigi decided that if he hated wind-up toys, then he could break them! So, he did! ...or at least he would've if he had noticed the ghostly Regice, Registeel, and Regirock, AKA, the Clockwork Soldiers, standing guard in the middle of the room! He just thought they were life-sized!
The Regirock walked up behind Chuigi and hit him in the head!
Chuigi got pissed and started to say something, but then he stopped when he noticed who smacked him! "What the hell? You guys can't be ghosts! You're, like, legendary robots, or something!"
Regirock looked at Regice, who just shrugged, and Registeel went charging toward Chuigi!
Chuigi scampered away! "Dude, what the fuck?"
After watching the two run around for a bit, Regice and Regirock joined in on chasing Chuigi around the room! This went on for hours, occasionally turning into lunch breaks, drinking binges, and staring contests, which Chuigi always lost, because the Regis can't blink!
Then, Registeel tripped on Regice, who in turn, fell on Regirock! Seeing that the trio weren't chasing him anymore, Chuigi sucked them up! The lights came on and a Boo named Boocaster told him that tomorrow's forecast would probably be crappy, but Chuigi sucked him up, then snooped around and ended up going to teh Roof!
Teh Roof!
Chuigi went to teh Roof, did some stuff, gots lotsa moolah, and the headed for teh Armory, since he had found the key for it! He went into teh Sealed Room and got the key for teh Sitting Room, but nobody cares about that!
Teh Sitting Room!
You know the drill by now! Kill ghosts, catch Boo, get shit!
Teh Guest Room!
OHMUHGAWD! The room is, like, upside down! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Sweet! I'm on the ceiling! Must be the booze!" Chuigi walked around on the ceiling like an idiot, making a sleeping Munchlax angry!
"DOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DISTURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRB!" she bellowed!
"Don't tell me what to do, brat!" Chuigi squirted Sue Pea with water and she got PISSED!
"MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" she boomed!
"Fine, then!" So, Chuigi sucked her up just like that! She can sleep as much as she wants now! There was a key on the ceiling, but Chuigi used the power of intoxication to get it! Catch the Boo and go teh Armory!
Teh Armory!
The room was dark, but Chuigi that there were a lot of Skarmory armor plates around! Big whoop! Chuigi got the ghosts and went into the next room!
Teh Ceramics Studio!
Chuigi instantly got pissed when he only saw crappy jars littering the room and was almost about to leave when Jarvis came up!
"BOYO! BOYO! BOYO! BOYO!" he sang, like some kind of crazy, retarded hippie on crack, or something!
"Dude, shut up!" Chuigi shouted!
"Boyo! Okay! 'ey, boyo, catch me with ice as I pop out of these 'ere jars, BOYO!" So, Jarvis hid in a jar!
Sighing, Chuigi went over to the same jar Jarvis hid in and froze it seven times! Then, Jarvis popped out again!
"BOYO! Uh-uh, no way, man! You cheated! BOYO!" he shouted! Then he used the AWESOME POWER OF THE JARS to kill Chuigi!
Yawning, Chuigi watched as the jars all crashed into the wall behind him and shattered! Then he calmly went over to Jarvis and sucked him up! BOYO! THAT WAS EASY! He got a Boo, a key to teh Pipe Room, and MONEY!
Teh Pipe Room!
Chuigi walked in, ignoring the awful smell of crap going through the pipes, killed some Duskulls, caught a Boo, and froze some water just beacuse he was bored! In doing so, the pipe froze and Chuigi found the key to teh Cold Storage Room Thingy behind a waterfall of shit! Well, if that ain't the shit!
Teh Cold Storage Room Thingy!
The instant Chuigi walked in, he shivered! "DAMN! IT IS STUPID COLD IN HERE!"
Making his way around Chuigi saw ice, ice, ice, more ice, ice that looked kinda like Abraham Lincoln, more ice, some ice over there, a fireplace, icicles, ice cubes, and a Snorunt frozen in ice! How lovely!
Chuigi was bored and didn't know what else to do, so he sucked up some fire and melted the Snorunt! It's a shame that Chuigi didn't think about how much Snorunts HATE Fire, since they're Ice types, and all...
"HEY! HEY! HEY!" the Snorunt complained! "What the hell? Who do you think you are, coming in here and melting poor, little Snorunts? We have feelings, too!"
"Apparently, I don't care about your feelings!" Chuigi said.
"Then, take THIS!" the Snorunt used Blizzard! ...or was it Icy Wind? Eh, well, he did something and a lot of ice was everywhere and stuff!
"Dude, don't fuck with me!" Chuigi used the P-3000 and used Fire Blast on the Snorut, who was really Sir Wiston! Duh!
"DNJKFRHGFKLDRWEIOTFRDJGFKLGVTHEICECLIMBERSAREREALLYCOOLANDILIKETHEMJTF!" Sir Winston shouted, as Chuigi reversed the P-3000's suction and captured him! His prizes were: a Boo, a key to teh Artist's Studio, and a shitload of ice! LET US GO PAINT NOW!
Teh Artist's Studio!
Upon walking in, Chuigi saw a lot of crappy drawings all over the place and a disgruntled Smeargle trying to draw a Ditto! It ended up looking like a Groudon!
"Dude, you suck..." Chuigi snorted.
The Smeargle turned around! "SILENCE! For I, the great Vincent Van Gore, will now cut off my own ear!"
Chuigi sweatdropped. "Okay?"
Van Gore took a knife and sliced off his ear! Blood went flying everywhere!
Chuigi frowned. "Eww, dude..."
Vincent Van Gore waved his paintbrush tail around! "Now, fear my evil paintings of watercolor DOOMINGNESS!"
"Doomingness, nothing!" Chuigi retorted!
He used the P-3000 to squirt the ghost paintings with water! Since they were watercolors they, like, melted and stuff!
Van Gore cut off his other ear! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My paintings! GAH! I should've used Crayola instead!"
"I still would've pwned your ass, anyway!" Chuigi sucked up the Smeargle guy, got a key, caught a Boo called Bootique, and was finally ready to fight the Final Boss! YAY!
Teh Basement!
Well, this was it! No turning back now! Chuigi marched onwards down the corridor of teh Basement, ready to fight King Boo! How he knew all this, I'm not sure, but the point is that he did and he was going to overcome his looming hangover once and for all! Of course, he wasn't planning on saving Pikario anytime soon!
Teh Secret Chamber of Secretness!
Chuigi walked in and addressed King Boo! "Hey, you!"
King Boo didn't turn around! "Ah, yes! My Pikario painting is as shitty as the real thing; JUST HOW I LIKE IT! Now, I hear that the little brother is here to save Pikario! How... amusing... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I'm not trying to save Pikario! I just want cash, chicks, and this sweet-ass mansion!" Chuigi explained!
King Boo chuckled. "Yeah, right!"
Chuigi lowered his ears. "No, dude, it's true... I don't want Pikario's ass!"
"BLEH!" King Boo turned around and his tongue was, like, hanging out and stuff! "ENOUGH OF THIS! PIKARIO IS DEAD AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I'm not dead, man..." Pikario frowned, still inside the painting!
"SHUT UP!" King Boo roared! "Either way, I'm going to kill both of you because I AM THE KING!"
Chuigi flipped him off! "I'd like to see you try!"
"VERY WELL, THEN!" King Boo flew into Pikario's picture, and then Bowser appeared and HE STARTED TO SUCK UP CHUIGI! OMGTHATSNOTGOODLOLFRUITLOOPSAREVERYNASTYLIKECHEESEFLAVOREDCARDBOARD!
Teh Roof (Again)!
THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE! Naw, not really. But the background was, and that's pretty close! Chuigi sat on teh Roof, confused, but then "Bowser" came out of nowhere and almost landed on him! HOLY SHIT!
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Bowser roared!
Chuigi held his nose! "Pee-yew, man! Ever heard of a breath mint?"
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Bowser charged for Chuigi, but he ran into a pillar and died!
King Boo fell out of the Bowser costume and onto the ground! "OW! Stupid costume! I can't even steer the damn thing!"
Chuigi sucked him up! "Well, that was easy!"
Teh Secret Chamber of Secretness!
KABOOOOOOOM! Chuigi was back in teh Secret Chamber of Secretness with Pikario flipped upside down in his picture!
Then, E. Gadd decided to call! "My word, Chuigi! That had to be the stupidest win I've ever seen! Now grab Pikario and bring him to me! I'll see what I can with him!"
Chuigi grabbed Pikario and ran back to E. Gadd's shack! "Sure! Do whatever you want, just don't bring him back to life!"
Back in E. Gadd's shack, the little Spinda turned all the ghost back into paintings! "There we are! Back to the gallery you go! Ohohoho!"
"Splendid!" Priss said happily, while Chuigi shrugged.
"Here, take the money, if you want! I don't need it because I'll always treasure my ghosts! Ohohoho! Now, are you sure you don't want Pikario back to normal?" E. Gadd asked Chuigi one last time!
"Yes, I'm sure! Now, if you'll excuse me..." Chuigi turned ans headed for the door, but he tripped over the P-3000 and hit the Reverse button on the Ghost Portrait...THINGY!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Chuigi fell on the ground! "Ow! What the fuck was that?"
His question was answered as Pikario grabbed him by the neck and shook him! "'Do whatever you want, just don't bring him back to life!' Really, now?"
"PIKARIO?" Chuigi was shocked!
E. Gadd scratched his head! "It seems that you fell on the Reverse button, so Pikario went froma portrait... to this!"
"Yeah?" Tears started to fall from Chuigi's eyes!
"Aw, that's sweet! He's crying in joy over his big brother's return!" Priss said!
"NOOOO! I'M CRYING BECAUSE I WAS THIS CLOSE TO GETTING RID OF PIKARIO AND NOW I'M STUCK WITH HIM FOREVER!" Chuigi bailed!
Pikario laughed and kicked Chuigi in the head! "Damn! It's good to be back again!"
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE EPILOGUE! YAY!
-Pikario went back to his house and started doing all the stuff he usually does; shooting stuff, getting drunk, peeing on people's house, and committing arson 9 times a week! As far as he was concerned, the whole "Oh no, I was captured by Boos and held against my will in an evil painting" bit was nothing more than a bad dream, or a hallucination... or something...
-Chuigi was furious to know that Pikario was alive and living with him again, but he eventually got over it! This was mostly because he used all the money he found in the mansion to go and buy himself a car and hot chicks to ride around with! W00T! I guess Chuigi got his happy ending after all!
-E. Gadd continued his research along with Priss about ghosts and Boos and stuff! To this very day, just about everything he does and sayshas something to do with a ghosts in some way or fashion! Now, that's dedication! Chuigi left his mansion for the taking and, because of that, it was still technically haunted! So, E. Gadd still lives in his shack and occasionally spends the night in the mansion!
-King Boo escaped the P-3000 the very second Pikario & Chuigi left! Releasing the other 50-something Boos as well, he, Bowser, and an extremely large assortment of random bad guys that have face Pikarioare now currently trying to take over the world with some stupid idea that will never, ever work in 1,000 years! (Like training a Cheep-Cheep to eat trees so that the resulting toothpicks will stab and kill people!)
-Priss is currently sleeping supended animation somewhere, after falling off teh Roof of Chuigi's Mansion and cracking her skull open! What she was doing up there in the first place is a mystery to all! Chances are, she'll never be heard from again...
-The Gallery Ghosts are still trapped in their paintings to this very day!
Authoress' Notes: Well, that's it! Story over! Now that this is done with, I can update my old, dusty stories and even write some new ones! Go, me! Also, I got my lazy ass to play "Luigi's Mansion" (I'm on Area 4 and I just caught the Clockwork Soldiers) and I found out that the twins mentioned earlier DO have names; Henry and Orville! So, um, those are the names of the twin Abras, as well.
