Kim Possible and Street Hawk vs the Consortium p 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or Street Hawk. Wish I did though.
The Villains Gather and a Doctor's Appointment
Dr. Drakken is working on his latest plot while his partner in crime Shego, a former heroine with a snarky attitude, is watching the news. She is drinking a soda until she sees the newest story.
She spits it out and yells, "Dr. D.! You may want to see this!" She then starts laughing at the news coverage. Dr. Drakken comes to the side of the room and peers at the television curiously. His eyes then bug out in horror.
"Kim Possible and the buffoon, getting married?" They then listen as the newscaster continues the announcement.
"Five months ago, Ron Stoppable, an unsung hero and the other half of Team Possible, was badly injured saving Kim Possible's life. His right knee was destroyed by Motor Ed, who since has left the coma ward of Middleton Hospital two months ago. Earlier today, at a pep rally in the school, Ron Stoppable proposed marriage to Kim Possible, his girlfriend of seven months. Kim Possible, in turn, accepted. Here we have exclusive footage, shot by a private citizen's camcorder."
They watch the footage and Shego sheds a tear, not because she's sad, but because the whole thing is beautiful. Drakken, however, is not so happy.
"How many times did that buffoon defeat me, along with Kim Possible? This wedding will not be permitted! I'm telling you, Shego, if they go through with this, they will be very hard to defeat! If you thought they were tough as only partners, imagine how they would be as husband and wife!"
Shego ponders this and groans, saying, "Dr. Drakken, I know this is a hard concept for you. After all, Kimmy has defeated you time and time again. But don't forget, without Ron in her life, she wouldn't be able to do the things she does. She does them to be sure he is safe, along with the rest of the world. It's just about like he saved her when you tried to blush her out of existence."
Drakken turns and smiles his evil smile, saying, "Then that is the plan! Starting from this moment, we shall concentrate on eliminating the buffoon, one way or another."
Shego jumps up, holds up her hands and says, "Whoa, hold on there, I signed on to be a cohort, not a cold-blooded murderer. I may have tried to kill them in the past, but it was while we were fighting. I will not break up their happiness by killing him just because they happen to be engaged. Besides, killing Ron will only make her fiercer and even more difficult to defeat. No, I think I will bow out of this one and try to make some kind of peace with Kimmy and Ron. Who knows, maybe I'll even go straight. I've been pondering that ever since our last encounter with them." She then sighs and walks out the door, saying, "Give it up, Doc. The world domination thing won't ever happen."
Drakken yells, "Go, fine, who needs you, Shego! I'll gather the remaining villains and we'll form a Consortium of evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" That rant done, Drakken goes to his villain's directory and starts the calls.
Two days later, Duff Killigan; the deranged golfer, Gill; the mutated fish boy, Professor Dementor; the billionaire evil genius, Falsetto Jones; dog breeder and crime boss, the Senor Seniors; the novice villain family and Motor Ed; the master loony mechanic are seated at the largest table in the lair. They notice two empty seats with the names of DNAmy and Monkey Fist on the backs. Drakken comes in and takes a seat.
"My cohorts, we are here today to form a Consortium of evil. As the Consortium, we will reach out and make the world our own. But before we can do so, we must eliminate an obstacle. It's not who you think, either."
He then brings up a picture and says, "This is the obstacle to our success! Don't let the looks fool you. Through his efforts combined with his partner's, they were both able to defeat us time and time again. Their time ends now!" The picture is then thrown on the table face up. The face is that of Ron Stoppable.
Duff goes first. "Are you crazed daft, Drakken? We go anywhere near that lad, and the lassie will beat us senseless for sure. Heck, she'll beat us senseless anyway for even thinking it."
Gill jumps in, "I'm in, Doc! I've been wanting payback on that Squeeb for a while now, ever since he changed himself into a giant beaver and defeated me with the help of his girlfriend, one of her friends and a large man." The other villains start laughing and Gill says, "The beaver part is true. It's all true. He jumped into the same muck I swam in to defeat me."
Senor Senior Junior says, "I have nothing against Ron Stoppable. Though he did send that ruffian Street Hawk after my blue fox and allowed him to shoot me. Because of him, I must use a cane to be able to walk around. Now, I will never be a pop star. I'll help, but only to get the chance to get Street Hawk."
Senor Senior Senior says, "I agree somewhat with my son. It's true that Street Hawk shot his knee when my son moved to strike Kim Possible, but I feel that if Ron Stoppable is out of her life, my son would have a proper chance with her. On that note, I'm in."
Professor Dementor says, "I've heard about the exploits of a certain man that worked back in the mid-80's under the same name. But that man is dead. If they found a new candidate, most likely he will be on hand to protect the two. I love a challenge. I'm in."
Falsetto Jones chimes in with his pansy voice, "I encountered Ron Stoppable when he infiltrated my dog show a couple of years ago with a naked mole rat, calling it a Peruvian Hairless. It was a good fake though. I have nothing against him. It's Kim Possible I wish to harm. She had retrieved a diamond I had my loyal pets steal for me. I'm in."
Dr. Drakken turns to Motor Ed and asks, "What say you, my cousin?" The others drop their jaws when they hear that.
Motor Ed says, "I'm in, seriously. After we handle Ron, I want dibs on Red, seriously."
The others look to Killigan and he says, "Aye, it's against my better judgment, but I'm in as well. I have no ill will toward the lassie and Stoppable, but I don't exactly like them either. But hear and know this. I still don't like the idea of wrecking their romance by killing the lad. Quite frankly, I find the whole idea to be sickening."
SSJ asks, "Why are there two empty seats? I've been wondering about that. For that matter, where is Shego? I was hoping she'd be here."
Drakken sighs and replies, "I called Monkey Fist and DNAmy's homes and got their answering machines, repeatedly. I fear the worst. I'm afraid Monkey Fist and DNAmy are no more. As for Shego, she had major qualms about killing Stoppable and quit. She even cried a little at the news footage." The others blink and stare in confusion. "You mean you didn't hear? Watch this." He cues the tape of the news broadcast and plays it.
Duff Killigan smiles at the sight, SSJ looks ill and SSS steams his ears out. Gill starts puking his muck all over the place while Professor Dementor starts laughing and bangs his head on the table. Falsetto Jones starts humming the 'Wedding March' and Motor Ed does a wild air guitar solo.
Drakken slaps his hand against his forehead, shakes his head and says, "This is going to be a long campaign."
The next day, Kim and Ron arrive at the Doctor's office to get a check up done on the both of them, at least from what Kim told Ron. Ron goes with one Doctor while Kim goes with another. Ron gets the usual done, blood pressure, respiratory, cardio and reflexes. Aside from his right knee, he comes back fit as a fiddle.
Kim, however, gets a different kind of check up. She tells the Doctor her suspicions and the Doctor begins the exams. Ten minutes later, she gets her answer. When the Doctor hands her the findings, she reads them and smiles. She then nods and asks if she can get dressed for Ron.
The Doctor nods his agreement and leaves her be. She then gets dressed and exits the room. As she walks out, she sees Ron in the hallway, Rufus on his shoulder, sitting down. Ron has his right leg extended, so he wouldn't blow his secret.
She then walks over to him, smiles, sits down and takes his hand into hers. The Doctor then comes up and says, "Miss Possible, Mr. Stoppable. I'd like to talk with you." The two teens look at each other and shrug. They get up, follow the Doctor to his office, have a seat while the Doctor closes the door and watch the Doctor have a seat.
The Doctor starts, "Miss Possible, you're going to be a Mother. Mr. Stoppable, you're going to be a Father." Ron smiles weakly and faints dead away. Kim turns, smiles with affection and strokes his cheek, shaking her head. Rufus even fans Ron's face. Her face then takes a worried look. Ron comes around and smiles at her.
She returns the smile and kisses him. The Doctor continues, "You are about two months along, Miss Possible. Come back in two months for a check-up."
He then writes down the appointment date and hands it to them. They thank the Doctor and walk out of his office, not noticing a pair of eyes following them.
