Kim Possible and Street Hawk vs the Consortium p 7

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Shego's Call and the Next Day

At the Possible house, Shego is filing her nails when she decides it's time to call her brothers. She looks beside her and sees Rufus asleep, out like a light. She then smiles gentlyand covers him up with a small washcloth. Her hands shake as she picks up the phone and gently punches in the number. The phone rings until she hears the phone being answered.

"Go residence, this is Mego."

"Mego, it's Shego."

"Shego? How have you been, sis? You know, I still haven't forgiven you for trying to keep our powers, especially mine!"

"I know, Mego. I would like to make amends, starting now. How would you like to help plan a wedding?"

"Sure, who's tying the knot?"

"Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable."

"The teen heroine and the loopy sidekick? Excuse me for a moment." She then hears him laughing out loud like a deranged hyena and banging his feet on the floor. He then returns to the phone and calmly says, "I'm in. I think it was about time for those two. What else is going on with them?"

Shego replies, "They're having a baby." She then hears him scream in fear, holding the phone away from her ear. Mego then drops the phone, running away from it, screaming all the way. She then snickers as she hears her brothers talking in the background. She is surprised when she hears Hego's voice.

"Shego, it's been a while, my sister. We all miss you. Mego told me the news about Kim and Ron. You mean it's all true?"

"Yeah, it is. Just, please, don't scream in fear like Mego just did. His scream was really shrill. I had to hold the phone away from my ear. I had almost forgotten what it was like being around him."

"I know the feeling. Sometimes, he would scream at night, like a banshee. What would my end be?"

"You're the caterer. You'll also be working with Ron. Turns out he's a masterful chef. He even taught Kimmy how to cook." She then hears a loud thud and asks, "Hego? Hego, you there?" She then hears one of the Wegos.

"Sorry, sis, but Hego fainted at the phone. Mego's trying to bring him back around. What did you say to him?"

She then smiles as she tells her two youngest twin brothers about what had happened. She even gets a kick out of telling them their duties.

"You'll be working with Kimmy's brothers. Younger, twin brothers. I thought you drove me nuts. They drive Kimmy nuts as well. They're going to be the ushers and so will you."

Their reaction is not quite what she heard from her other two brothers. They laugh sinisterly and the other one says, "You can count on us."

Shego's smile fades and she says, "Good-bye, see you guys later." She hangs up the phone and asks herself, "What have I done? Oh, I hope they don't ruin the wedding for Ron and Kimmy." She then looks at the clock and says, "I hope they're all right out there."

Later that night, Kim and Ron return to the house. They quietly open the remains of the door and walk in as quietly as possible. They are then startled when the light turns on and they see Shego with a smile on her face.

"You two enjoy your walkabout? Do you know what time it is? Where did you go to, Upperton?"

Ron replies, "In that order, yes, we did, yes, it's after midnight and no, we went to our tree."

Shego blinks and asks, "You guys have your own tree?"

Kim giggles and explains, "You know how tight we are and that we first met in Pre-K." When Shego nods, Kim continues, "You see, we first met under that tree. Some boys were giving me a hard time and Ron came to my aid. When they started beating on him, I returned the favor. We've been been best friends ever since. We just went by the tree and decided to bring our child there one day so he or she could see where we first met."

Shego smiles and says, "Now that I know, I really don't know what to say. Maybe it seems so romantic and beautiful, yet really offbeat at the same time. Did you come across any goofballs trying to give you a hard time?"

Ron replies, "Had a little run in with Josh Mankey. That's about it."

Kim nudges him in his ribs and says, "He came at Ron with a knife and Ron sidestepped him, slammed his cane into Josh's back and I called the Police. Josh was drunk when he attacked, so he'll probably be out by morning. How was your night?"

Shego smiles, tells them she called her brothers and that so far the Wegos are in. At that, Kim and Ron decide to turn in for the night, sealing up the door so Shego can rest.

The next morning, Kim and Ron wake up to the smells of breakfast. They go downstairs and see Shego making breakfast, with Rufus perched on her shoulder. Rufus then turns, sees Ron and skitters over to him, climbing up onto his leg.

They then hear a truck pull up and Ron figures it's the new door for the front of the house. He removes the seal and sure enough, it is. The work crew gets right to work on replacing the door.

As they have breakfast, Kim looks over at Ron and giggles, thinking he'd probably look silly doing a roundhouse kick with his right leg fully stiff. Ron picks up on this and rises from the table. He then limps over to the door and walks outside.

Curious, Kim and Shego go outside as well. What they see surprises them. Rufus is standing by the doorway, smiling as he watches.

Ron does a stiff legged roundhouse kick, smiles and asks, "You want to try to take me, KP? Because, since you're pregnant, I'll go easy on you."

Kim starts to reply when Shego cuts in, saying, "I'll take you on, Ron! Bring it on, limp boy!" She then charges at Ron, who merely sidesteps her and trips her with his right leg.

Angered, but not by much, she goes after Ron again, only to get a shoe in her cheek. She falls down, looks up, smiles at the move and says, "Very good, Ron. Let's see how you handle this." She then rises, grabs his arm and clotheslines him with her other arm.

Kim, meanwhile, has taken a seat with Rufus on her lap so she can watch the fighting training. It goes on for a bit until Shego falls to the ground from exhaustion, Ron right behind her. Kim gets up and goes over to them, with Rufus on her shoulder, hoping they're all right.

Shego looks over at Ron and thinks, 'There is no way he's that good. Biologically at least. His injury should have prevented it.' She then smiles at Kim's and Rufus's faces above them and says, "Kimmy, you have one heck of a man. He can definitely hold his own in a combat situation." Suddenly, Ron's beeper goes off.

He groans, gets up, looks down at Shego and gives her a hand up. When she's up, he says, "Gotta go to work. See you later, KP." He then kisses her, pets Rufus and thanks Shego for the exercise. As he limps to the front of the house, Kim, Rufus and Shego watch.

Shego then asks, "Kimmy, what kind of work does Ron do?"

Kim mulls it over and replies, "You might say he's a test pilot." At that, Shego nods and starts laughing crazily. She laughs so hard, she falls onto the ground and rolls around.

She then regains enough control to say, "I think if he's a test pilot, he'd need two good knees." She bursts into another fit of crazed laughter until she hears a familiar sound.

She opens her eyes and sees the Team Go jet touch down in the backyard. She covers Kim and Rufus until the engine dies down. When the door opens, she sees Hego, Mego and the Wegos walk out of the aircraft. She smiles and runs forward to greet them in a massive group hug. The Wegos see Kim with a smile on her face, Rufus on her shoulder and run forward to say hi to her.

"Hi Kim. We hear you're getting married and having a baby."

Kim nods and replies, "That's right. I hope you'll behave yourselves. I'm pretty sure the tweebs won't." She sees the Wegos take an evil look on their faces and says, "Oh dear." Rufus slaps his face reflecting his agreement with her assessment.

Hego comes up and says, "Kim Possible, I congratulate you on your upcoming nuptials." He looks around and asks, "Where's Ron at?"

"He went to go to work, Hego. But I'm sure he'll be back soon. It's probably no big."

Mego comes up and asks, "What does the goofball do anyway? Not that I care."

Shego asks, "You wanna tell them or should I? I'll tell them. Ron is a test pilot."

At that, they all start snickering and shortly burst into laughter. Kim and Rufus can only shake their heads and sit back down.

She then thinks, 'Maybe keeping a secret by telling it is a good idea. Even though it is highly unlikely to be a fact.' That thought done, she and Rufus join in the laughter, being careful not to laugh too hard.

As they laugh, Shego starts to get curious about Ron's job. She then calms down enough to walk over to Mego, who is still doubled over in laughter. She whispers, "If Kimmy leaves the house, we're going to follow her to wherever she goes." Mego simply nods while he's laughing and Shego can only sigh. She then looks up at the sky and thinks, 'Why do I have to have such a screwball family?'