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Author's Note: This story may come from a deranged mind, but hopefully it's enjoyable! Review if you like it.
Set after exams in Order of the Phoenix; Lily/James lovehate.
James's Diary
Screenname: EvansBmine
Mood: Sad
Hi journal,
We had exams today. What a snore, right? I'm pretty sure I aced the DADA one and probably the others as well, if I do say so myself. They were so simple this year. But that's not what I wanted to talk about.
As usual, what I wanted to talk about was Evans. I was just having a bit of... innocent fun with Snivel- I mean Severus, and she came along and ruined it. Then I asked her out again and she said she'd rather go out with the Giant Squid than me! You hear that, the giant squid! Why does she hate me so much?
Don't bother answering that. She told me, and I quote, "Messing up your hair because you think it looks cool to look like you've jut got off your broomstick, showing off with that stupid snitch, walking down corridors hexing anyone who annoys you just because you can, I'm surprised your broomstick can get off the ground with that fat head on it, you make me SICK." and then walked away.
So I make her sick. How wonderful (note the sarcasm). I bet she just hates me because I set those Bowtruckles on her in first year. I swear I didn't really know how dangerous angry Bowtruckles could be. I suppose I'll just have to use my incredible skills to charm her.
Speaking of which, I've got to go to Quidditch Practice. Hmm, maybe Quidditch will impress her...
James
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Screenname: PotterMakesMeSick
I can't believe you, Potter. Honestly, innocent fun with Severus? You were practically torturing him! And those Bowtruckles had sharp claws, I still have the scars... And what incredible skill may I ask? I hate Quidditch. So there.
Sincerely,
Lily Evans
PS: Leave me Alone!
