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Set after exams in Order of the Phoenix; Lily/James lovehate.


Lily's Diary

Screenname: PotterMakesMeSick

Mood: Fuming

Okay, diary, prepare for what's coming, because I am so angry today!

Three guesses why! Stupid Potter and his stupid pratty friends were torturing Severus today. Again. Honestly, will they ever stop? They wouldn't even listen to me, a Prefect! When I told them to stop, Potter had the nerve to ask me out! Can you believe him?

Why does he keep on asking me out? I don't know why I let him get to me so much, he's just, uuurrgggghhhh! Thanks to him I have no pillow left, I was punching it pretending it was his big fat head (It's definitely the right size)… I better clean up the feathers...

Sincerely,

Lily Evans

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Screenname: Siriuslyme

Hullo Evans, it is I, the wonderful Sirius Black, here to comment on your journal, mere mortal. I do not appreciate being called 'Stupid' or 'Pratty' by a person who hardly even knows me, but coming from you it's not much of a surprise. I honestly don't know what James sees in you. Maybe he gets to you because you like him?

After all, you mentioned him and bedding equipment in the same sentence and that must count for something (wiggles eyebrows suggestively). Good luck with those feathers (snort).

The wonderful Siriuslyme

Screename: EvansBmine

Hello Evans, it's me, the 'Stupid' and 'Pratty' Potter. Look, I'm sorry about cursing Severus and everything, but you know that he wouldn't hesitate to do the same to me.

Lily, you're smart, but sometimes you can be amazingly thick-headed. In case I haven't reminded you enough, the reason I ask you out is because I like you. And deep down I believe you don't hate me either. In fact, I have to believe that, otherwise I'm going to lose my mind over you.

One truly hurt James.

PS: I can't really do anything about your pillow.