Disclaimer: Harry's brilliant universe in all its glory does not, alas, belong to me. Mad props to JKR.

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Set before exams in Order of the Phoenix; no ship.


Hermione's Journal

Screenname: Free-the-house-elves!

I feel very guilty being here, exams are coming up and I have a ton of revision to do. Ron and Harry used my notes for History of Magic again. Honestly, if they don't start doing it themselves they're going to fail. I know it's hard for them to concentrate with all the things that have been happening this year, like Umbridge, Ron's dad, Occlumency and Cho, but that's no excuse for not doing any homework.

I've been knitting more hats and scarves for S.P.E.W (Ronald Weasley if you're reading it's S.P.E.W not SPEW as you like to call it) lately. I think I'm going pretty well, they're disappearing fast, it's good to know I'm making a difference to the poor overworked and underpaid creatures.

Anyway, I have to go for revision. If you're reading this, JOIN S.P.E.W.! HELP THE OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID HOUSE-ELVES OF HOGWARTS AND BRITAIN AS A WHOLE!

Bye!

Hermione

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Screenname: WeasleynotWeasel

Honestly Hermione, do you know how hard it is to listen in that class? Not just because of all the things that have been going on lately, but because of the actual class. I wonder, when you die do you become 10 times more boring than you are when you're alive? It would explain a lot about Professor Binns.

Why don't you understand, Hermione! They don't want to be set free. They're happy the way they are, and you need to leave them alone. SPEW is not helping them, just leave them be.

Your honest friend,

Ron