Disclaimer: I'm sure by now you've realised that I am not, in fact, JKRowling. Unfortunately you would be correct, meaning that I do not own diddly squat. Geez, remind me of the harsh reality whydon'tcha...
Author's Note: Chapter five, wewt! This is now officially the longest fiction I've ever written. Which, when you think about the length of this, it's quite pathetic. Thanks to all the lovely reviewers, though, you guys keep me going!
Set after he is punched by Hermione in Prisoner of Azkaban; no ship.
Draco's Diary
Screenname: Mudbloods-Will-Die
Mood: Absolutely Fuming!
I've completely had it with that stupid mudblood! Guess what that filthy excuse for a human being did today. She punched me! Just because I got that bloody chicken executed. I could have died! (coughcough) Wait till my father hears about this...
I wish my parents had sent me to Dumstrang. It would be nice, especially after living in this dump for so long. I can't believe they let that stupid oaf teach classes... and that nut Trelawney. Stupid old bat! The teachers Dumbledore employs are disgraceful, he's off his rocker he is...wait till my father hears...
It's a disgrace to the wizarding world allowing mudbloods like Granger to attend. I can't believe she's beating me in all her classes...jumped up mudblood...I better go torture some mud- I mean finish my homework.
So long suckers.
(2 Comments/Post a comment)
Screenname: Goyle-is-um...
i dun get- i mean huahahaha. u go mayfoy...
Goyle
Screenname: Weasley-not-Weasel
Honestly Malfoy, you're full of it, you are! First of all stop calling people mudbloods. If anything, it's you that has dirty blood, not her! Secondly, Buckbeak is not a chicken, he's a Hippogriff. Can you say Hippogriff? I think Buckbeak was trying to help us get rid of you, but unfortunately you ran to Daddy as always. Believe me, we all wish you went to Dumstrang as well, we wouldn't have to deal with the likes of you and your pureblood arrogance.
Thirdly, Hagrid is NOT an oaf! If anyone's an oaf it's you and your father. I do, however, agree about Trelawney. She IS an old bat, but luckily we don't have you in our class as well, that would be unbearable. Fourthly, Dumbledore is the best Headmaster Hogwarts has ever had, I suppose you think you could do better? And you said exactly what I expected, 'Wait till my father hears'. Is that all can do? Go running to Daddy?
Finally, she's beating you in all of your classes because she's smarter than you. Reputation will get you nowhere, except maybe in potions.
Say hello to Daddy for me (snort).
