Disclaimer: I have waited so long for this moment, the moment when... dun dun duuuh! I actually own something! My intellectual property, muahaha! Gasp! Yes, I own 'Soppy-girl', whose real name is Sopdet, which is the goddess of Sirius... are you getting the foreshadowing or am I being too subtle? By the way, aside from Sopdet I don't own squat.
Author's Note: I know most people really really hate OCs, but everyone deserves some love, right? If you think the OC is a Mary-Sue, take comfort in the fact that she most probably died in the first war... how tragic. On with the madness!
Set in the Marauder Era; Sirius/OC ship.
Sirius's Diary
Screename: Siriusly-me
Mood: Normal
Well, well, well, you are lucky enough to have stumbled across the livejournal of Sirius 'I'm so sexy' or 'Hottest-guy-on-the-planet' Black. Is anyone else on here being slowly driven insane by pop-ups? And spam? And chain emails? I am. Sometimes I just wanna throw the computer out the window, but I can't. How else would I keep up with all my dates? You'll never guess what happened today. Valerie Baker cancelled our date on Saturday night! Oh well, I guess this way I won't be late for Natasha, Natalie... whatever her name is. But it still leaves a gaping hole in my social calendar!
You know, I don't understand girls. I know it may sound strange coming from me, but it's true. Some girls want a real relationship, others only want to snog in a broom cupboard⦠sad but true. It may come as a surprise, but I, Sirius Black, may actually want to settle down one day and have a real relationship. Sigh...I better go, I'm late for my 'meeting' with Mariah. See you later!
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Screenname: EvansBmine
Sirius 'hottest-guy-on-the-planet' Black? (raises eyebrow) In your dreams, Padfoot, the most arrogant on the planet, maybe! Some advice on the ladies, men of fewer words are more impressive.
Translation: Don't talk continuously and be so neurotic, let her speak every so often. And if you really want to settle down, stop snogging with random girls in the broom closet. We've walked in on you 5 times in the past 2 days.
Good luck Padfoot,
Your Mate Prongs
Screenname: Remmy-boy
You want to settle down? That's news to me, Padfoot. I agree with James, you need to stop snogging in the broom closet and let her speak for a while. Girls love to talk, and they love it when you listen, instead of just pretending to. Good luck with your 'meeting' (no doubt code for 'snogfest') with Mariah.
Screenname: Soppy-girl
Um, hi...it's Sopdet, I sit in front of you in Charms, remember? I was wondering... Remus told me you liked me, and I was thinking...I'm sick of guys that only want to snog in the broom cupboard, not that I do that all the time. So I was thinking, maybe would you like to go to Hogsmede with me next weekend? I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to... but I'm blabbering, of course you don't. I better go before I say something stupid. Bye.
Screenname: Siriusly-me
I know I'm commenting on my own livejournal, but I have replies to give out:
Sopdet- I'D LOVE TO I'D LOVE TO I'D LOVE TO I'D LOVE TO! So I'll see you this weekend :)
Prongs and Moony- Thanks for your lovely comments! (sarcasm)
Okay, so I cancelled all my dates for this weekend, I'm going to focus all my thought and energy on not screwing things up with Soppy-girl. That'll work, right? I'll try to do what you guys said, thanks for the advice. By the way, Remus, that doesn't mean I'm not going to kill you for telling her I liked her.
Later,
The wonderful and siriuslyme
