Disclaimer: If I were a lawyer I'd have a big billboard out on I-95 sayin how I am a copyright-infarction, illegal theft (invovling copyrights and such) and I'd even support fanfictionists. Thou does not own thee. TheeNaruto and Snoo.

Warning: ... dances with a inflatable pina colada
Maru: Thank you for the reviews! I am continuing this fic atleast.
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Kabuto: "Ugh!" /Walks out in disgust. Where shall he go? Well there's this board with the patients' names and such on them. He sees the name 'WhateverOro-moo'slastnameis, Snoo'./ "Might as well go see him..." /Walks off./

Doctor (In Snoo's room--the ER)/Scratches head/ "He looks critical..."

Nurse: "CLEAR!" /Shocks the snake with a defibulator./ "CLEAR!" /repeats action./

Kabuto: OO "SNOO!"

Snoo/Twitches insanely/

Doctor: "...Does he have insurance?"

Nurse: "He belongs to that big pervert man...um...Orthopeemary was it?"

Kabuto: "OROCHIMARU! O-R-O-C-H-I-M-A-R-U! Not Orthochiblahblah. That's as bad as Wookie."

Doctor/Glares./ "Do NOT dis Chubaka. Does this guy have insurance?" /Points to 'patient'/

Nurse: "I have a question...Is he a guy or girl? I mean...It is a snake..."

Kabuto: "A MALE! HE IS A MALE!" /Points to Snoo's lower region/ "MALE! And yes! We have insurance!"

Doctor/chews bubble gum/ "Uh-huh. Well mister, your son is in critical condition."

Kabuto: OO "No..." /gaspeths/

Doctor/Dramatic/ "Yes, ma'am...He has...CANCER!" /Blows bubble/

Nurse/Shocks the doc/ "Drop it. Snoo's out cold." --

Heart monitor: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP...

Kabuto: T-T "Orochimaru will NOT like this..." /Walks back to his master's room./

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Voice 1: "Stick it in my ass."

Voice 2: "I am NOT going to stick this in your ass. Give me your arm!"

Orochimaru: "Would you just stick it in my ass? "/Moons Nurse Dosu/

Dosu: pokes eyes repeativly with syringe/ "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!"

Orochimaru: "Not your eyes... ME. Stick ME." /points to butt/

Dosu/Throws needle at his master/ "IM OUTTA HERE!" /runs into someone./ "OW! MOVE MOVE!"

Someone: "...mrf..."

Dosu: "Wha---WEHOAS! "/gaspeths/

Itachi/Walks off, glares. No wait...HES RUNNING! RUN BOY! RUUUUUUUUUUN/

Kisame: "He fell into a wasps nest and then an ant hill."

Dosu: Ohhhhhhhhhh... /RUNS! RUN RUN RUNS/ "SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE PALE BUTT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Orochimaru/mumbles/ "I know where all 3 of you live." /Jabs needle in arm/ "Ahhhhhhh... morphine...!"

Kabuto/strolls in...looks around...sits on bed...pulls out ponytail.../ "Sigh..."

Orochimaru: "Where is our son?"

Kabuto: "Huh? Were you talking to me?"

Orochimaru/Glares./ "No, slave-pet-chan, I was talking to you're sexy fine ass. WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

Kabuto: "...Okay... Snoo? He is um...!"

Orochimaru/On top of Kabuto/ "WHERE THE HELL IS OUR SON?" /Grr./

Kabuto:"ICUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Orochimaru/Kisses him./

(I bet you're thinking WHOA. Mood swing...must be PMS!)

Nurse/walks in./ "Oh my... DOCTOR! We need some ketamine in here! QUICK!"

Doc. Johnny: "50cc Ketamine ASAP!" /does Superman shit./

Orochimaru/mmmmmmmmmm/

Kabuto/ooooohhhhhhhhhhh/

Doc. Johnny/takes pcitures./ "Homicidal maniac kisses 3 year old baby. I can see it now."

Orochimaru/Tongue is out of his mouth, eshplorin' his prize./

Kabuto/Blushes./

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Meanwhile, on the other side of the hospital...

Dosu/Wrapped in straightjacket./ "I'm tellin' ya he MOONED me!" /T-T/

Kin: Seriously? That is so the pedophile. What's he doing in the hospital?

Zuko: "...I heard he was trying to nurse Snoo and Snoo bit his nipple off."

D + K/OO/

Homicidal maniac random patient Suki: "Is this pedophile you speak of the kage of Sound?"

Zuko/nods./ "What is it to you?"

Homicidal maniac Suki: "I have to tell you------"

/"MOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Mmmmmmmmm AHHHHHH!"/

Dosu/Thrashes insanely. His straight jacket tightens and he chokes but manages to spit out words. Poor dude...no really...Poor Dosu./ "He's fucking Kabuto again/Jealousy/ STOOP DOING IT IN PUBLIC!" /Thrashes against the wall, making a loud sound./

Snoo/Slithers by with a fuck-you-I-rule attitude./ "HISS!" (trans: REALLY!)

Kin: "Let's go visit Orochi and bust him out of here!"

Zuko/Dahses off./ "FOLLOW ME!"

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Orochimaru/Fixes Hospital gown." That was great... Shigh.."

Kabuto/X-x/ "For you, master, my ass shall hurt for your pleasure."

Doc Johhny + Nurse/Fresh carcasses! Orochimaru must have killed them while knocking up Kabuto! Go oro/

Orochimaru: "Ima destroy this place because I can. Then I'll go home and start harrassing young boys."

Everyone in the audience: MICHAEL JACKSON!

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Tadaaaaaaaaaa The end! I hope you enjoyed it! Soon to be continued!