Warning: ... dances with a inflatable pina colada
Maru: Thank you for the reviews! I am continuing this fic atleast.
------------------------My throne aint the toliet, It's a sand castle------------------------
Kabuto: "Ugh!" /Walks out in disgust. Where shall he go? Well there's this board with the patients' names and such on them. He sees the name 'WhateverOro-moo'slastnameis, Snoo'./ "Might as well go see him..." /Walks off./
Doctor (In Snoo's room--the ER)/Scratches head/ "He looks critical..."
Nurse: "CLEAR!" /Shocks the snake with a defibulator./ "CLEAR!" /repeats action./
Kabuto: OO "SNOO!"
Snoo/Twitches insanely/
Doctor: "...Does he have insurance?"
Nurse: "He belongs to that big pervert man...um...Orthopeemary was it?"
Kabuto: "OROCHIMARU! O-R-O-C-H-I-M-A-R-U! Not Orthochiblahblah. That's as bad as Wookie."
Doctor/Glares./ "Do NOT dis Chubaka. Does this guy have insurance?" /Points to 'patient'/
Nurse: "I have a question...Is he a guy or girl? I mean...It is a snake..."
Kabuto: "A MALE! HE IS A MALE!" /Points to Snoo's lower region/ "MALE! And yes! We have insurance!"
Doctor/chews bubble gum/ "Uh-huh. Well mister, your son is in critical condition."
Kabuto: OO "No..." /gaspeths/
Doctor/Dramatic/ "Yes, ma'am...He has...CANCER!" /Blows bubble/
Nurse/Shocks the doc/ "Drop it. Snoo's out cold." --
Heart monitor: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP...
Kabuto: T-T "Orochimaru will NOT like this..." /Walks back to his master's room./
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Voice 1: "Stick it in my ass."
Voice 2: "I am NOT going to stick this in your ass. Give me your arm!"
Orochimaru: "Would you just stick it in my ass? "/Moons Nurse Dosu/
Dosu: pokes eyes repeativly with syringe/ "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!"
Orochimaru: "Not your eyes... ME. Stick ME." /points to butt/
Dosu/Throws needle at his master/ "IM OUTTA HERE!" /runs into someone./ "OW! MOVE MOVE!"
Someone: "...mrf..."
Dosu: "Wha---WEHOAS! "/gaspeths/
Itachi/Walks off, glares. No wait...HES RUNNING! RUN BOY! RUUUUUUUUUUN/
Kisame: "He fell into a wasps nest and then an ant hill."
Dosu: Ohhhhhhhhhh... /RUNS! RUN RUN RUNS/ "SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE PALE BUTT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Orochimaru/mumbles/ "I know where all 3 of you live." /Jabs needle in arm/ "Ahhhhhhh... morphine...!"
Kabuto/strolls in...looks around...sits on bed...pulls out ponytail.../ "Sigh..."
Orochimaru: "Where is our son?"
Kabuto: "Huh? Were you talking to me?"
Orochimaru/Glares./ "No, slave-pet-chan, I was talking to you're sexy fine ass. WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
Kabuto: "...Okay... Snoo? He is um...!"
Orochimaru/On top of Kabuto/ "WHERE THE HELL IS OUR SON?" /Grr./
Kabuto:"ICUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Orochimaru/Kisses him./
(I bet you're thinking WHOA. Mood swing...must be PMS!)
Nurse/walks in./ "Oh my... DOCTOR! We need some ketamine in here! QUICK!"
Doc. Johnny: "50cc Ketamine ASAP!" /does Superman shit./
Orochimaru/mmmmmmmmmm/
Kabuto/ooooohhhhhhhhhhh/
Doc. Johnny/takes pcitures./ "Homicidal maniac kisses 3 year old baby. I can see it now."
Orochimaru/Tongue is out of his mouth, eshplorin' his prize./
Kabuto/Blushes./
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the hospital...
Dosu/Wrapped in straightjacket./ "I'm tellin' ya he MOONED me!" /T-T/
Kin: Seriously? That is so the pedophile. What's he doing in the hospital?
Zuko: "...I heard he was trying to nurse Snoo and Snoo bit his nipple off."
D + K/OO/
Homicidal maniac random patient Suki: "Is this pedophile you speak of the kage of Sound?"
Zuko/nods./ "What is it to you?"
Homicidal maniac Suki: "I have to tell you------"
/"MOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Mmmmmmmmm AHHHHHH!"/
Dosu/Thrashes insanely. His straight jacket tightens and he chokes but manages to spit out words. Poor dude...no really...Poor Dosu./ "He's fucking Kabuto again/Jealousy/ STOOP DOING IT IN PUBLIC!" /Thrashes against the wall, making a loud sound./
Snoo/Slithers by with a fuck-you-I-rule attitude./ "HISS!" (trans: REALLY!)
Kin: "Let's go visit Orochi and bust him out of here!"
Zuko/Dahses off./ "FOLLOW ME!"
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Orochimaru/Fixes Hospital gown." That was great... Shigh.."
Kabuto/X-x/ "For you, master, my ass shall hurt for your pleasure."
Doc Johhny + Nurse/Fresh carcasses! Orochimaru must have killed them while knocking up Kabuto! Go oro/
Orochimaru: "Ima destroy this place because I can. Then I'll go home and start harrassing young boys."
Everyone in the audience: MICHAEL JACKSON!
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Tadaaaaaaaaaa The end! I hope you enjoyed it! Soon to be continued!
