Disclaimer: I do not own shaman king
Title: Horo's Sneaky Thing
Pairings: YohRen
"Just bring it on!"
"Yeah…hic…it's not bad to drink sometimes…hic"
"I told you I don't drink"
"Oh come on Yoh...hic…I'm sure it'll be…hic… fine!" Choco insisted.
HoroHoro put a single stare at Ren who's having his own little time at the corner and that's just enough to make him smirk…having his little sneaky idea on his mind. "Ok, so why don't we have a contest…hic!"
"Hey what…hic…contest?" Manta asked with hiccups.
"A drinking competition…hic…maybe?" Ryu guessed.
Horo grabs the microphone "Yup! And that involves Yoh and our little shark head at the corner!"
"What the-!"
"I told you a while ago, I don't drink!"
"Awww…Horo…hic…I'm so sad about that…hic…but our two contestants are just…hic…major chickens."
"You're right Choco...hic…major losers too."
"Hey! Who are calling losers, shit heads!" Ren exclaimed.
"Alright…alright we'll just give it a try…"
BLAG (uhh…those arethe cases)
"A CASE OF BEER! You are completely out of your mind whitehead! Ren freaked again.
"Uhh…Horo is this not so…hic…bad for…hic…both of them?" Manta asked for Yoh's "safety"
"Don't worry…hic…Manta…I'm sure they'll be fine…hic… after this…" Horo gave a playful laugh to the two.
"Ok, the one who has the…hic… less remaining bottle on their cases…hic…wins! Game! On three, one, two, three!"
/GULPGULPGULPGULPGULPGULPGULPGULP/
"Go Ren! Go Yoh! Get the chickens of your asses!" Choco began singing this awfully crazy song while swaying his butt 'wildly'.(eewww)
After an hour of standing still, waiting for the winner…the two aren't giving up.
"Sure Yoh…you gotta beat me up on…hic…this coz'…hic…you're gonna be a sick…hic…loser for the rest of…hic…your life!"
" Well well well…is it me or…hic…the mighty Ren is…hic…taking it seriously?…hic!" The drunken Yoh giggled "You know…hic…you're…hic…cute"
Ren in dizziness twitched a bit and blushed even redder, not because of the beers but on what he had just said. "Dammit…hic…you are a…hic…freak!"
"I think I am…hehe…love yah!…hahah…hic!"
"Sheesh!" Ren's blushing grows even redder.
Horo walked at the table and checked who the winner is.
"Hey, I think the sissy's were tie!" Horo announced.
Then the two slump their faces on the table and drifted onto their sleep.
"So, what happen next?" Manta asked
Ryu added. "Yeah…the hiccup thing is really tiring and the water is filling me up. Why don't you prepare true liquor at the first place Horo?"
"You see, yesterday I looked at my sleeve and found something interesting!"
"Oh yeah, that was corny…and what is that something." Choco crossed his arms on his chest.
"Let's just say…it's… a sneaky plan…"
"What sneaky plan?" Manta looked at the two who's drowned in liquor. "Oh no…don't
tell me they-!"
"Shhh…just help me on this. The result will be a positive credit for all of us!" The four grab the two boys and started their mission.
Morning
As Ren flutter his eyes open, an extreme headache attacked his head. "Ugh! Damn headache!" His head is quite spinning around, eyes in blurry vision. When he gained his spirit back, his body began to have a feeling of cold breeze from the window passing through the surface of his skin. He then realized that his only covering is a white blanket. He looked slowly… terrified on his side…and saw a bare-chested man, like him covering his entire being with the white blanket….'Y-Yoh…'
"WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS!" /the house nearly collapsed/
AN: So? This chap is quite short but I'll update as soon as possible.. I hope and sorry for the language ( you bad mouth!) So please review…badly needing it.Thanks!
