Characters::

HP::

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Hermione Granger

Ginny Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

!!Sirius Black!!

Tonks

Draco Malfoy

Luna Lovegood

Neville Longbottom

Animorphs::

Rachel

Tobias

David

Marco

Ax

Elfangor

Others::

Talia

James

Empowerment Wicca Guards

A/n:: Just for all those people who are mad because I am making fun of HP.well guess what! That's the point! Just cos I make fun of Animorphs, doesn't mean I don't like it!! Animorphs is-well was- my favorite series. HP isn't, but it doesn't STINK....well..HP I think does, but that's besides the point. And if your mad because you're offended I'm making fun of FICTIONAL characters [keyword:: fictional] then don't read it! Well, I appreciate you guys sending me those reviews, so now I know that people can actually be offended for insulting a fake character

A/n part 2: By the way, I spelled Harry Potter than way ON PURPOSE! Not because I can't spell..durrrrrp..

A/n part 3:: Uh, sorry but Jake and Cassie have never been my fav character, so I just make most of the characters that I don't like very much. They'll be back though...They'l be back..MAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! *snort*

Talia:: AHHHHHHHHHH! It's...it's...uh...uh...uh...REAGAN!!!!!!!! MOMMY HELP ME!!! OH MY GOD MOMMY!!!!!!

Everyone:: *gape* Oh no! Talia is SCARED?!?!?!? Something evil must be happening!

Rachel:: Wait..Reagan? FAMILIAR!!!

Tonks:: Uh..Regal???

Rachel:: NOOOO!

Herimone:: No! Reagan...oh no!!!!!

Marco:: What, what?!?!?!

Tobias:: Yeah! What?!?!?!?!?!

Hermione:: Reagan..

Rachel:: Is...

HP:: THE POSSESSED EVIL GIRL FROM THE EXCORSIST[sp?]!!!!!!!!!!

David:: Noooo..nooooooo...I'm SCARED of that movie!!! WHY WHY WHY?!?!?!?!?!!??! *sobs*

Tobias, Talia, Rachel, Marco, Hermione, HP, and David:: *sob hysterically*

Reagan:: **** me! **** me Jesus!!!

Talia:: NOOOOOOOO! I will NOT allow that bullshit on MY fanfiction!!!! NEVER!!!!! D-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IE!!!!!!!

Reagan:: Maha...

Talia:: *shoots peanuts full of knives at Reagan*

Reagan:: *laughs as the peanut turn into flying shoes with sharp teeth*

Talia:: No!!! Everyone HIDE in the tent!!!

Rachel:: What tent?

POOF!

Talia:: That tent!

Everyone:: *goes into tent*

Ron:: HEY! This is my DAD's TENT!!! HEY!!!

Talia:: Wanna die at the hands of a possessed girl or get into your dad's BORROWED tent?!

Ron:: Uh.go in!

James:: I will help you Talia!

Talia:: Thank you James!!!

Reagan:: *melts James*

Talia:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Reagan:: HAHA..what will you do NOW?!?! *cackle*

Talia:: *groans*

Reagan:: Now I can say whatever I wish! I can curse and teach little childs about the DEEEEEVIL!!! Maha.

Talia:: NOOOOO! I have to maintain the PG level!!!!! I MUST!!!!

Reagan:: Well, I cursed so you HAVE to raise it!!! MAHA!!!

Talia:: NO! I used my powers to BLOCK it!!! Hahahahahahahhaha!!!!!

Reagan:: Not for long!!!

POOF!

POOF!

Sirius:: *peeks out* The possessed girl is GONE!

Marco:: *peeks too* And so is TALIA! YAY

EWG:: I wouldn't be so happy is I were you. Without Talia, this fanfiction will cease to exist and you will disappear.

Tobias:: {YAY! We can go HOME!!!}

EWG:: No. Not home. Instead you will lurk in the land of forgotten fics. You will learn to live with Bonnie, Talia's Ani-sister fanfiction. That one didn't get any far either. In fact, NONE of her stories are finished...Except for two...yeah, two...

Neville:: Are you telling me we shall NEVER go home?!

EWG:: Only if you can find another author to replace Talia...and then save her!

Luna:: Why don't we just lurk HERE instead?

EWG:: You will not last long..see it's is already getting dark.

Ax:: {Yes, it is!!!}

Elfangor:: { wait! If Talia isn't here, then how is this fan-}

EWG:: STOP! We feel the end coming! Prepare yourselves!

Fred:: I need to take a wee!

George:: Me-

Everyone:: *disappears*

EVERYWHERE TURNS DARKFROM FAR FAR FAR AWAYYOU HEAR A SCREAM VIBRATING THROUGH THE SCREEN OF YOUR COMPUTERTHEN-