Unicorn13564: Before anyone asks, Roommates is a story I am working on in my spare time and it's a lot like this only with Fruits Basket.

Never A Boring Moment In A Boarding School

Like 'Roommates' only with the SK characters. What would happen if Yoh was sent to an all-boys boarding school and saw some familiar faces? What would they get up too? Cause chaos, what else? (HaoxYoh,RenxHoro) Yaoi. Strong language.

Chapter 1: Bad Start

The brown-haired boy walked down the corridors, his eyes scanning each door for something in particular.

'Bingo!' he thought, and stopped outside the door labelled 'Room 09'.

Yoh reached for the handle and opened the door, and in a heart-beat, closed it again.

'What the hell…!'

When he heard someone shout 'decent' he opened the door again and walked in.

"Don't you ever knock?" asked the blue-haired boy.

"Sorry, its not every day someone changes their clothes right in front of the door in the middle of the day." Muttered Yoh.

Horo just laughed. "So… what you doing here?"

"Ah, some guy was harassing Anna so I punched him…"

"Punched him…? Wow Yoh, that doesn't sound like you."

"Yeah well, he sent her threatening letters, groped her, and tried to kiss her and… well…"

"Got jealous huh?"

"Yeah."

"Why didn't Anna just smack the guy?"

"She did, several times, until eventually she got a warning for abusing another student… so in the end… I guess when I saw him hanging over her like that… I guess I just… snapped…"

Yoh looked back as he heard someone applaud.

"Congrads, I'll bet the bastard deserved it."

Yoh sighed at his older brothers' language. "Hi Hao."

"Why Yoh, you almost sound like you're not glad to see me…"

"Were did you come from anyway…? In fact, I don't remember there being a 'Asakura Hao' and a 'Usui Horokeu' on the student register list when I wrote my name down…"

"Huh…?" said both boys in union.

"What are you talking about Yoh?" asked Horo, confused.

"Well, at the door this guy said that it cost ten bucks to get in and I had to write my name down on a sheet of paper, but I read the list and you two weren't on it."

"Yoh, what's it like to be you?" asked Hao, his tone flat and pissed off.

"Huh?"

"I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but someone ripped you off of ten bucks." Said Horo, "If you got a letter in the post saying your in, all's you had to do was return it to the school and they took care of everything… you did return the letter… right…?"

"Yeah but-"

"Yoh, listen to what I'm saying! There is no register! It's a fake!"

Hao sighed, "Look, if you need anything, me and- …someone, are next door…"

Horo raised an eyebrow, "Why do I get the feeling your up to something?"

"Because he is." Answered Yoh, having the same feeling.

Hao just smiled, "Yoh, my friend likes it when you slip poisonous pen-letters under the door addressed to Hao's friend."

"Hao, don't you think you're over-doing it?"

"Horo, don't be such a wuss." moaned Hao, "Come on, this is gonna be so much fun!"

With that, Hao left the room and closed the door behind him.

"And Horo, tell Yoh anything and I will steal your undies!" he shouted, then they heard his own door being closed, and a muffled voice ask what the hell was going on.

"…Strange boy…" sighed Horo, and asked Yoh what he had first.

A/N: Yoh had arrived in the middle of the day and they were all doing free time until the bell went for next period to begin. I don't really know how a boarding school works so bare with me.

Yoh handed Horo a booklet which told him all the info. of the school, including his time-table.

"…You have… Science…? Dude, you have science…"

"What's wrong with Science…?"

"Nothing, it's who you have… nice knowing ya Yoh." Horo collected his books when the loud bell rang and handed Yoh a key. "Don't loose it, and be careful, Hao will try and mug you, but don't worry about it, just offer him something shiny…"

"So I have science with Hao?"

"No, but be careful when you go out the door, knowing him, he'll belly-flop you like he did me."

With that, Horo ran off, leaving Yoh to stand there…

The young shaman locked the door and put the key in his pocket, but when he turned round, his heart skipped a beat as he came face-to-face with-

"Hao, go away, I'm late." Said Yoh, trying to pass Hao who kept blocking his way.

"I knew I should have belly-flopped you…"

Yoh sighed, "If I give you the key will you let me pass?"

"Sure!" smiled Hao, and took the key off of Yoh.

"I want that back later!" he yelled, then ran up the stairs, and made his way to Science.

Hao fitted the key in the lock, and when the door swung open, a smirk spread across his face. "Pay back…" he muttered, before entering the room and closing the door behind him.

Yoh entered the Science room to find an old man glaring at him. "You're late!" he scolded.

"Sorry, Sir, but I got held up."

Yoh felt stupid as people started to snigger.

"In other words, he got lost. He's new here, so, like, he doesn't know his way around."

Yoh saw a young boy with short, spiky brown hair and brown eyes.

"Very well." Said the teacher, "Ricky, you have the responsibility of this newcomer and will show him around in your own time."

"But Mr Hisk, come on man, you're not serious!"

"I have to agree. Surely you can't put Yoh in the hands of this imbecile."

Yoh spun round in surprise and sure enough, he saw the Tao glaring across the room at the other student.

"As much as I hate to insult myself," said Ricky, "I have to agree, I'm not as responsible as Ren here, let him do it."

Ren death-glared at the young boy, "What, so you and Hao can ransack my side of the room whilst I'm gone, no chance!"

"Actually Mr Tao, I think it would be best if you showed 'Yoh' around, and since you are causing a disturbance in my class and he was late, you can both get lost and do it now."

"WHAT!" shouted Ricky, distraught that the two get to miss Science, "That is so not cool dude!"

"Mr Marrot, you can start the lesson by reading out pages 14-40 in the text book."

Ricky banged his head on the table three times before picking up the text book, glaring at Ren, and beginning to read.

Yoh and Ren exited the room and walked down the stairs.

"…Who was that?" asked Yoh, breaking the tension between them.

"Mr Maggot." He replied, his tone cold and icy.

"I thought it was Marrot…?"

"It is."

After a few minutes, they passed Yoh's room, and Ren got out a key and fitted it into the room next to it. 'Room 08'.

"Hey, you're the someone Hao was talking about."

Ren pushed the door open.

'Great,' thought Yoh, 'that means Hao wanted me to send a poison pen-letter to Ren…'

"THAT BASTARD!"

Yoh walked into the room to find Ren scrunching up a letter.

"Ren…? What's wrong…?"

"Nothing!"

"Ren, tell me!"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because I said no and I mean no!"

"…If you don't tell me I'll tell Hao what happened to his poncho on Christmas Eve…"

Ren stiffened, "You're not the Yoh I remember…"

"True, now tell me… please…?"

Ren sighed. "Hao and Ricky keep sending me letters…"

Ren handed the letter to Yoh and read it.

I hAvE yOuR gWaN-dAo, GiVe Me A fIvEr If YoU wAnT iT bAcK

"The bastards do this to me every week, and last week me and Horo got revenge."

"Really?"

"We burned one of Hao's magazines, and now Hao has devoted his life to getting revenge…"

"…You brought your gwan-dao to a boarding school…?"

Ren nodded. "Come on, best show you around…"

The two shamans left the room and Ren began to show Yoh around.

Meanwhile, in Horo and Yoh's room, Hao was laughing evilly to himself.

"Poor Horokeu, he's gonna have a heart attack when he sees this!"

Hao silently left the room and slipped yet another note under the door of his own room; with a huge smile on his face.

'Now all's I have to do wait for one of them to declare war...'

Unicorn13564: …Ok… I know it wasn't that funny but it's only the first chapter… wonder what Hao's plotting… REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK HAO IS PLOTTING!