Unicorn13564: Before I start, just wanted to say that Science has finished and they have a five minute break between each lesson to collect their things… I am aware that that doesn't happen in boarding school, but oh well, I'm making this up as I go… I have no plot TT
Chapter 2: This Means War
"FUCK YOU TAO!" yelled Horo, and stormed out of his room, banging on the door next to his. "HEY TAO, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!"
"Horo, do shut the fuck up, I have a migraine."
Horo turned round and glared at the Tao, "You bastard…" he growled, "What the fuck did I ever do to you?"
Ren glanced at Horo before opening his door and walking into his room, closing the door shut in Horo's face. The Ainu was about to shout something when he heard Ren pick something up and open it.
"HORO YOU BASTARD!" Horo stood there whilst Ren opened the door. "WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!" he yelled in his face.
"Where's what? And don't yell at me!"
"I can yell if I want! NOW WHERE IS IT!"
"WHERES WHAT ASSHOLE!"
"MY GWAN-DAO, WHAT DO YOU THINK!"
"HOW WOULD I KNOW? IT'S NOT MY PEACE OF SHIT!"
The Tao and Ainu death glared at one-another whilst people came out of their rooms to witness the argument.
"I HAD A NOTE FROM YOU SAYING YOU HAVE MY GWAN-DAO!"
"AND I SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SPRAY PAINTED 'TAO' ON MY WALL!"
"I DID NO SUCH THING!"
"YEAH, AND I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR GWAN-DAO!"
"THEN WERE IS IT!"
"HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW, IT'S YOUR JUNK!"
"THAT'S IT!"
Ren rammed into Horo, knocking him to the ground and started hammering him with his fist. Horo did the same, only to Ren's back. Random people started to chant 'fight, fight, fight, fight!' as the two rolled around on the floor.
Suddenly, a pair of hands gripped the Tao and dragged him off of Horo. Another pair of hands dragged Horo to his feet and held him back also.
Ricky stared at Faust and Chocolove, Faust holding Ren back, Choco holding Horo back.
"Calm down," said Faust, restraining Ren, "You two are friends, you shouldn't be fighting."
"Friends? Who'd want to be friends with him, fuckin' puff."
Horo escaped the grip Choco had him in and struck Ren hard across the face, making his mouth bleed.
"COOL IT HOROKEU!" shouted Choco, once again gripping Horo. Ren struggled to get out of Faust's grip to fight back but failed.
"Wow… that was tense…"
Both Horo and Ren glared at Hao, and suddenly it hit them. Why he'd been so nice to them for the past few days… he'd been plotting his revenge…
Everyone jumped as a loud bell above them rang, and people started walking to their classes.
"History…" said Ren, knowing full well who he sat next to in that lesson.
Hao just smiled and walked in the direction of his History class.
"Now, today we will be learning about Hitler- yes Ren?"
"May I have a tissue, my mouth is bleeding."
"Yes Ren, you may." The teacher handed him a tissue. "What happened to you anyway?" she asked.
"Got the shit beat out of him." Answered Hao, "You should have seen it, he looked shocked and everything!"
"…Yes… well, to continue, Hitler was a scoundrel-"
"Why?" asked Hao innocently.
"I'm getting to that Hao."
"He was a scoundrel because he killed a lot of people."
"Did he beat the shit out of them with a plank of wood?"
"No, he used a gassing chamber…"
"Borin' bastard… who'd he kill anyway?"
"Don't you know anything?" muttered Ren, holding the tissue to his mouth.
"Sure…" said Hao, "…I know how to defend myself…"
Ren had to squeeze the hell out of the tissue to stop himself from crippling Hao.
"Can I have a bit of tissue too?" asked Hao.
"…Sure…" she said, and passed Hao some tissue.
"Thanks."
Hao ripped the tissue into tiny fragments and gathered them up in one hand.
"…Bless you…" he said sweetly, before blowing them in Ren's face.
"Do the words fuck off mean anything to you?"
"No, not a thing…"
Ren glared at Hao.
"…You have beautiful eyes…" said Hao in a girly tone, and fluttered his eyelashes. Ren looked the other way, trying to hide the angered expression on his face and the flames that flickered in his eyes. The Tao was startled as Hao jumped up, letting the chair fall back and hit the floor. "Ren!" he yelled, a shocked look on his face. "I know you like me but please, were in class for fuck sake!" Ren's expression was blank for a few seconds, then he realized Hao was clutching his privates. Everyone stared at the scene Hao had made. "There was no need to poke my privates with a pencil Ren! Just because I won't go out with you doesn't mean I'm not your friend!"
"Hao, stop making a scene." Said Ren; his tone flat and unbothered.
"It was sharp!" he yelled defensively. "I'm sorry Ren, but I'm going to have to report you for sexual harassment."
"You do that." He replied, "The further I am away from you the better."
"Ren," said the female teacher, a hint of concern in her voice, "Did you really sexually harass Asakura Hao?"
"No, but your going to believe him anyway because he's an asshole- … I'll stop by for a detention later…" he said quietly, realizing what he'd just said.
In the background, Hao grinned.
"Hao," said the teacher.
Hao stopped grinning and put his 'disgusted' look back on.
"Yes?"
"If you and Ren don't mind, perhaps you'd like to switch roommates with someone you'd both feel comfortable with; I can talk to Mr Harris about it if you like."
"Ok!" they both said in union.
"Ren, do me a favour and switch with Yoh, you like that tit-head Ainu morethan I do, and Yoh is my brother…"
"Poor bastard… but fine, sure."
"Good, now all's you two have to do is kiss and make-up about that little fight earlier on."
"You mean the one that you caused?"
"Yeah, that one." Smiled Hao.
After that lesson, Ren waited outside his room for the tit-head Ainu, as Hao so plainly put it.
"What you doing here?" asked Yoh, reaching into his pocket.
"Waiting for Horo, you?"
Yoh took his hand out of his pocket, "Waiting for Hao to give me back my key."
"Move."
Ren sighed and took out a library card and started to riddle it in the side of the door until he heard a clicking sound, then the door swung open.
"…Where'd you learn how to do that?" asked Yoh, astounded at Ren's technique.
"When you share a room with Hao you have to know how to let yourself in. It also comes in good use when he locks me out when I go to the Laverty."
"Oh… Horo will be back in a sec if you want to wait inside."
Ren shrugged and walked in. "How do you and Hao get on anyway?"
"…Why…?"
"Just wondering…"
Yoh looked at Ren and saw a small cut at the side of his mouth.
"How'd you do that? You look like you've been smacked."
"I have."
"Really? Who was it?"
"Horo."
"…"
"Where were you anyway, when the fight was going on?"
"I was at the library… I needed to get a library card."
"Liar."
Yoh looked up at Ren, "What? Why would I lie…?"
"Don't know, but the library doesn't open today."
"Well the woman at the desk didn't seem to mind, she opened the doors for me and let me in."
"What was her name?"
"…Sharon, I think… why are you acting so suspicious?"
"Sorry, its just Hao, the bastard keeps making me look like a gay twat…"
Yoh laughed slightly, "That's Hao…"
"Would you mind if me and you switch rooms?"
"Huh?"
"Well, Hao made it look like I was sexually harassing him in class so now if we like were allowed to switch roommates with someone, and Hao seems to want me to switch with you, he said it was something to do with you being brothers… I think he just needs some quality time with you."
Yoh laughed nervously, "Quality time with Hao, yeah, sure."
"So if I can talk Horo into letting me switch with you, will you switch?"
"Sure," sighed Yoh, "After all, he is my brother…"
"So… your switching then?" asked Horo, leaning on the doorframe.
"If it's ok with you, then yeah."
"…It's fine… Ren and I are still friends, right Ren?"
Ren smiled, "Right."
"…Uh… sorry about earlier, its just, dude, you called me a puff…"
"I know, and you were just showing me that you weren't, I understand."
All three laughed and walked their separate ways when the bell went.
'Finally,' thought Ren on the way to class, 'I'm going to be rid of that Asakura numb-skull once and for all! …Well, partly anyway, I still have classes with the baka, but oh well… at least Horo and I can come up with a plot to get revenge instead of meeting in secret.'
Unicorn13564: Wonder why Ren was suspicious? Wonder what his reason is? Wonder why Hao is obsessed with making Ren's life shit? Wonder if I'll kill Hao for calling Horo a tit-head? REVIEW!
