Disclaimer- Once again, I don't own Family Guy (though I want to) nor it's characters.

Thanks to my first two reviewers, HermioneRon4ever (joke was really funny 'Snicki')

And KDX (review was really positive! Thanks a lot!) I'm ready to continue the Beta

Tester!

CHAPTER 2- The Beta Tester

Stewie read the package again to make sure it was for him. The address was right so

it was for him.

"I wonder what the devil this is?" Stewie murmured as he shook the box, "Well, I

can't let them see it, or they'll want it for themselves!" he declared.

After taking a few minutes to secure it under his shirt, he scurried inside and set the

mail on the kitchen table. He then proceeded stealthily to the stairs…

Brian and Chris were making their way downstairs and were met by a very shifty

Stewie.

Chris noticed his slightly square stomach.

"Whats with your stomach dude?" said Chris curiously

"Nothing at all, nothing, nothing… I SAID NOTHING DAMMIT!"

Brian stared at him suspiciously.

"Your being awfully weird, even for you which is saying something. Now, whats

under your shirt?"

"Uh…" Stewie stammered, "Its… a shoe box!"

Brian looked at him like he was retarded. "A shoe box?"

"Yes, a shoe box, for personal reasons, now goodbye!" Stewie snapped.

In one deft movement (while holding his 'stomach') he flipped over Brian and

bounded into his room. Pressing a button on his mobule he opened a wall to reveal his

armory. Taking a laser, he fired around his door, which cooled and harden, making it

physically impossible to open his door.

Stewie stopped and looked at the narrator of this story.

"You know, you're a dumbass!" said the maniacal toddler, "and still you sit there

and write those stupid adjectives in front of my name! I rather like 'uncorruptably evil'

though…"

I continued to write dialogue until the uncorruptably evil Stewie hit me in the head,

knocking me from my computer chair.

"What the living hell was that for!" I exclaimed, rubbing my head.

Stewie looked at me in anger as he spoke,

"How the deuce are you still controlling my speech… Look, you said you'd put me in

a hilarious story on Well its not!"

"I thought its been funny…" I grumbled sullenly.

"It doesn't matter what you think, its your reviewers that examine that! Now, if you

want to redeem this story, shut up, keep typing, and make it good and funny dammit or

you'll be the next thing I damn beside Lois and broccoli!"

"Fine, I'll keep going, just don't force me into late hours because unlike you, I sleep,"

I said grumpily as I exited this story and resumed it.

"Now," said Stewie, "make it so that only I can exit and enter my room!"

…making it physically impossible for anyone except Stewie to open his door.

"Thank you!" Now where was I…you… ah yes!"

Stewie scrambled to his bed and proceeded to open his box.

Inside, it contained…

A helmet!

The helmet looked like a game controller but with less buttons and more color.

Inside the box there was also a letter, which the psychotic baby flourished and read,

Eh hem…

Dear Mr. Griffin,

As you know, you were recently, as were other children in the U.S, given a shot

at the doctors. Those shots were sent to our company, Smith Games, for neuralogical

examination.

Stewie paused,

"Neuralogicial examination… Lois! Influenza shots my foot! DAMN YOU!"

He calmed and continued,

Your parents, as well as others, were not informed of this.

Stewie paused again,

"Oh… Well damn you anyway for not knowing!"

He continued,

We wanted to keep our latest development a secret, but needed a smart person to

beta test it. We picked children since we figured no one over 30 would try. Out of a

fourth of the U.S., you have been selected to try it first!

"But what is it?" Stewie said quietly.

This is a Virtual Visual Gaming Helmet or VVG for short.

"That was weird…"

We know. Anyway, the VVG places you inside any video game with our special

chips. You will beta test the seven games listed and make sure everything is in order.

You will play through the following game demos;

1.Resident People: Turn Our Damn Power Back On!

2.Psi Clops: The Bill Gates Conspiracy

3.Super Smashed Bros.

4.Bar Wars, Episode XXX: Barachor V, Source of Budweiser

5.Hey Yo 3: Covenant vs. Marine's Homie Division

6.Metal Weird Smallish: Raiden's 'Hot Dog' Problem

7.Harvest Loon: Psychotic Killer of Mineral Town

A random game will be selected and you will be asked to play through, locating

faults or other misfunctions inside and reporting them to us through the helmet's

comlink.

Good Luck and have fun!

Sincerely,

Taylor Smith

Smith Games Corperate Excutive

Stewie stared at the helmet again and the letter, as if waiting to hear someone yell

April Fools. When no one did, Stewie took the instruction manual and began placing

the VVG on.

Step 1: Place helmet on head.

Stewie set the helmet on.

Step 2: Strap helmet on head.

Stewie strapped it, thinking how utterly stupid the instructions were.

Step 3: Take that back or else!

Stewie retracted his last thought hurriedly.

Step 4: Press red button on left side.

Stewie pressed the button. Suddenly, the helmet began to hum silently as

the mad toddler's mind began to feel seperated from his body.

Then…

Stewie lost conciseness.

AN-

Forgot to add AN last time, sorry! Did you like my game titles? Im trying to figure

what each level will be like. Definetly sweet. Next chapter will have new characters

glore! Later!