Unicorn13564: Sorry but to some this chapter may be a bit sketchy, oh, and this is the last chapter, read this but you must read the bottom authors note as it tells you what is going on.

Chapter 10: I Love Those Dudes!

Ren glanced at the clock on the desk which read 4:30am. 'How much longer are they going to go on! It's been well over an hour!'

The extremely annoyed Tao clutched his pillow and pulled it over his ears, trying to block the unpleasant sounds coming from the Asakura's room, and even though he tried not to listen, he could still hear the cries of passion between the two.

"…Oh Yoh! Faster Yoh, go faster!"

"I'm trying, I don't have as much speed as you!- wait, its coming…"

"Augh, Yoh I love you so much!"

Ren growled. The music had stopped about three hours ago, but the two twins had recently gotten together and had started to- Ren couldn't bring himself to think the word.

'It's disgusting!' he thought bitterly, 'Their blood related for fuck sake! …Yet I can't really blame them, I'm with Horo…'

"Fuck, my butt cheeks are throbbing!"

"Aww, want me to kiss them better…?"

"Oh Yoh- Please do."

Soft moans coming from what sounded like Hao flooded the Tao and Ainu's room. 'Who knew the walls were so fuckin thin!'

"Hao, when are we going to tell Horo and Ren, I mean, they have a right to know, so do the others…"

This part of the conversation caught the Tao's interest.

"Whenever you're ready I guess…"

"Oh… ok…"

It was silent for a few minutes, then Yoh started yet another conversation. "…Hao… does size count…?"

The Tao could hear Hao giggle, then reply.

"…Sort of, but don't worry about it."

"…Oh… why not?"

"Because it's something that you don't have to worry about, that's why."

"Oh, ok… remember the first time we did it Hao?"

Hao laughed. "How could I forget! You had to make up that dumb lie about the library to tell Ren, I can't believe he bought it."

"Yeah, I know. Although I wouldn't have been able to pull it off it you hadn't told me what to say if he'd asked me anything… and he did accuse me of lying…"

Ren lay there, angry that the two had fooled him.

"Hey," said Horo, putting a hand on his lovers shoulder, "You ok?"

"Fine!" he said angrily, but then realized that Horo wasn't the one he was supposed to be angry at. "…Sorry…"

"It's ok."

"Remember the second time we did it Hao, when Horo and Lee had to spend the night in the corridor…?"

Horo looked at Ren, "What the hell…!"

"Encase you didn't know, those two are an item, apparently they have been for some time…"

"Yeah, that was brilliant!"

"I was shocked when I found that the note said 'If you let me in we'll have animal sex together'!"

"Yeah, that was funny!"

Horo gave Ren a bewildered look, but then smiled. "I think this means were ok together…" he whispered. Ren only smiled back, then they both continued to listen.

"…Do you really think Ren and Horo will reject us…?"

"Yoh, will you stop thinking like that, I told you, if they are true friends then no, they won't reject us being together…"

"…And if their not true friends…?"

"…If their not then they can go fuck themselves coz I intend to stay with you, fuck them both, they can go to hell…"

Yoh laughed half-heartedly, then something rather weird happened.

"Hao, what are you doing?"

"Come on, hurry up!"

Ren and Horo could hear footsteps, "Hao, stop, were we going!"

They could then hear the door to the Asakura's room being opened, "Were going to see Ren and Horo!"

The two boy's eyes widened, "Shit!" thought Ren, and quickly dived under the covers as soon as the door flung open.

"Wake up R-…en…?"

Hao looked at Horo who was glaring at him, then at the lump next to him and the empty bed at the other side of the room.

"What are you smiling at!" demanded Horo, glaring at Hao who had an annoyingly huge smirk on his face.

"Nothing… where's Ren…?"

"He's… busy…!"

"Really, what's he doing?"

"How the hell do I know!"

"Awww, is this your first time?"

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" yelled Ren, shooting up from underneath the covers. Hao started to laugh uncontrollably. "LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE TO TALK HAO, YOU'RE BROTHERS!"

Hao suddenly stopped, noticing the hurt in Yoh's eyes.

"Tao you fuckin bastard, Yoh's sensitive about that…"

"Like I give a shit!"

"Lets not fight, were all gay here…" said Horo, his voice tiny and quiet.

"Yeah, Horo's got a point." Said Yoh.

"…Fine…" grumbled Ren and Hao in union.

For some reason, everyone started to laugh at the awkwardness of it all.

"Uh… Ren, didn't you lock the door…?" asked the confused Ainu.

"Yes." He replied through gritted teeth, shooting daggers at Hao.

"…Oopsy…?"

"…So… how long has the relationship been going on between you two…?" asked Horo casually.

"I dunno, about six weeks I guess…" replied Yoh.

"…But… you only started here a few days ago…"

"Yeah… so…?"

"Oh…."

"And you two, you just started, right?" asked Hao, a hint of excitement in his voice.

"Not just, I guess I've had feelings for Horo a while now, but we've recently admitted it to each other…"

"Yeah, same here…" said Horo.

Ren looked at Hao, a daring look on his face.

"Hao, if you really wonna know that badly, then no, this isn't the first time we've had sex."

"Oh thank fuck for that!" sighed Hao, "I was beginning to think we interrupted something!"

"Hey guys," said Yoh, "Its 6:25."

"Oh, well in that case, piss off, I'm going to get changed." Said Ren, walked up to the clothes he'd laid out the night before.

Hao sighed and herded Yoh towards the door.

"Talk to you both later then." Said Yoh; and Hao shut the door behind him, only for it to slowly slide back open.

Horo walked up to the broken door and put a doorstopper against it to stop it from opening.

It was now 8:30, and people were flooding the corridor, some on their way to lesson, and some just standing around in small groups, talking amongst themselves.

Hao and Yoh exited their room, locking the door as they went out.

"Ready?" asked Hao, taking a deep breath, trying to calm his nerves.

"I know I am." Said a voice, and Ren emerged from his room.

"…What…?" asked Hao in puzzlement.

"I know what you're both up too, and me and Horo have decided we to are going to bring our relationship out in the open."

"…Ok…" replied Hao as Horo came out of the room.

Hao smirked, as did Ren, and the two boys turned round to their lovers and kissed them on the lips.

Yoh and Horo both responded by deepening the kiss with their partners, whilst the people who stared started to fade away, and all that remained were the two couples, kissing passionately in the corridor.

After both kisses ended, they awaited for the people to reply.

"Ew, you two are brothers!" shouted a anonymous voice.

"Gay bastards!" shouted another.

"Wahoo! You go guys!" Hao, Yoh, Horo and Ren looked down the corridor to see Ricky applauding. "Man, I love you dudes!"

"Gay bastards to the end!" laughed Andy.

"Congrads, you're the next Dennis and Sharon!"

With that, some other people started to applaud them.

"I think it's sweet!"

"Who says gays aren't cool!"

"I think I'm gonna cry!"

The four stood there, secretly thanking Ricky and the others.

'You see Yoh,' thought Hao, 'Even though there bastards, and have very little intelligence… they are true friends… true friends who will stand by us no matter what, true friends who actually give a damn about us… true friends- ok maybe Ricky isn't that good a friend since he just stuck his middle finger up at me, but he's a daft bastard anyway…'

…Later that same day at night…

"Hao, are you sure were allowed to be down here…?"

"Ricky, shut your ass and come on, it's only the school cellar for fuck sake."

"Yeah, but Hao, did you actually ask permission to come down here?" asked Andy.

"Well how do you think I got the key?"

"Nicked it." replied the two in union.

"…Crap… you two know me all too well…"

"…Isn't this were Den Whatts was buried…?" said Andy randomly.

"No, and I don't watch Eastenders so I don't know who the hell that is…" replied Hao.

"How the hell can you not!" said Ricky, "Chrissie, Den's wife, murdered him and buried his body in the cellar of the Queen Vic! She hit him on the head with a dog statue…"

"Look, if we were talking about women going head-to-head, no rules, then I'd be interested…" said Hao.

"Don't ya wonna see males go head-t-head…?"

Ricky laughed nervously as Hao shot dagger at him. "You wonna live to see tomorrow…?"

"Yeah, love to, why?"

"What was that…?" asked Andy.

"What?"

Hao and Ricky strained their ears to listen, but heard nothing.

"Andy, stop being such a-"

Ricky stopped in mid sentence as he heard a rustle.

Andy felt the wall for a switch, and eventually found one, making a dim light flash on. Before they have a chance to look around, the light flicks back off.

Hao stood there in the dark, trying to figure out what was going on with the light, when all of a sudden, his heart jumped as someone pounced on his back.

"Shit, Ricky you baka!"

Hao was surprised, as was Ricky and Andy, when the light came back on and there by the light switch, stood a grinning Tao and Ainu. Without flicking the switch, the dim light was no more, as the bulb pinged, a sure sign that it had died.

For some strange reason, all five friends started making noises in the dark…

"Ooooh…"

"Bogaboga!"

"Meow!"

"Moo!"

"Baaah!"

"Epp!"

"MUWHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"

"Ow, what the fuck! Ricky you ass, stop pinching me!" said Hao.

"I didn't." protested Ricky.

"Yes you d-"

"Ow!"

"Yoh, are you ok? Ricky stop pinching Yoh."

"I didn't pinch anyone!"

"Then who is it?" asked Ren.

"How the hell am I supposed to know?"

Andy rummaged through his pocket and pulled out a miniature flash light, shining it around to reveal mountains of rats.

"FUCK!" shouted all in union, and ran up the steps.

Ricky was about to run, when he realized something odd, staying behind with the flashlight Andy had dropped. "Hey look, their… ew that looks nasty…"

"Ricky, get your ass up here now!" shouted Hao from the door.

"Why, their only humping."

"I don't ca- what?"

Within seconds, Hao and Andy had made their way back down the steps to join Ricky in the sport of watching rats hump.

"Hey look, it multiplied!"

"Dude this is so cool, I never knew rats could fuck that fast, ya know."

"Hmm."

Footsteps could be heard and the rats started to scatter.

A lone figure came down the steps and entered the room, not noticing the three boys hiding in the shadows. With a quick look around, the figure exited the cold, damn cellar, and with a turn of a key, locked the door behind them.

"…Hello…? Hello! Fuck, did he just lock it!" asked Ricky.

"Must have two keys…" stated Hao.

"HEY, WERE STILL DOWN HERE YA KNOW!" yelled Andy.

"Dude, take a deep breath, and relax!"

"I still have the flash light…" said Ricky.

Straight after he'd said that, the flash light flicked, before going off.

"Now you don't…"

"Well duh!"

"Well, looks like were stuck here for the rest of the night."

The boys heard a quick squeak, "Shit, I think I just angered one."

Suddenly loads of tiny squeaks could be heard. "Andy, what the hell did you do?"

"Nothing… just flicked a baby one half-way across the room…"

"ANDY!"

Faint cries could be heard from the cellar, much to faint for anyone to hear.

The End Until Sequel: Never A Boring Moment In A Boarding School 2

Summery: It's been months since the guys paired up with one-another and everything is going fine. But what happens when Hao claims there's a body in the basement of the school? When people go missing and a teacher becomes the 'prime suspect', Hao finds it his duty to 'protect' the school. Is Hao up to his old tricks? If not, will the guys help him or will he 'solve the case' alone?

Unicorn13564: Hiya, the sequel will be a while since I am going to do three or four chapters before I post the first one so you will have to wait for it, but won't have to wait long at all for an update, sound fair? Yes it does. Anyway, I didn't quite know were to leave this, so I left it like this, just so you know, they don't die down there and are out of the cellar in no. 2. Number 2 is more action, less humour, but will have some humour in it, just not as much as this one. It's an action/mystery/humour/suspense/horror. Ahem, please review and if I remember I will spell Gwan-dao with a K, not promising anything… and people, please update on your own stories, especially Nirah and Jen-Tao07, update you two or feel the wrath of Horo's Wife! MUWHAHAHAHAAAAAA!