Jin and Hwoarang's Crazy Australian Adventure
Hwoarang and Jin are in Australia-and in boiling hot weather too! You see, they had flown over from New York at Christmas- to find that summer is the season for Christmas in Australia!
Jin: Stupid author...
Suddenly, the Sydney Opera House falls on Jin. He dies.
MariaLuisa: That teaches YOU not to diss ME, PANSY! TAKE THIS!
The author proceeds to beat the shit out of Jin, while Hwoarang watches on.
Hwoarang: Err...d'you wanna stop, mate? ARRGHH! I'M ADOPTING AUSTRALIAN SLANG!
Jin and Hwoarang are searching for Lee. They are in Darwin now—and in blistering heat.
Jin: Man, this SUCKS!
Hwoarang: YEAH! THIS SUCKS!
Suddenly, all the people in Darwin produce Big Macs. Poisonous Big Macs.
Jin and Hwoarang make the stupid idea of eating the Poisonous Big Macs.
Jin: (pukes) I don't feel so good...
Hwoarang: Neither do I...
Hwoarang dies and Jin faints. They wake up to find themselves lying next to each other...with their hands on each others asses...with people laughing their heads off at them.
Hwoarang: AHHHHHH! GET OFF OF ME, PANSY!
Jin: (to the people) GO AWAY! THERE AINT NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
This makes to people laugh more.
Kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You two are gay you two are gay...
Jin: And why don't you just PISS OFF, KID?
Kid (who turns out to be Kazuya): AHAHAHAHAHAHA! MY SON IS GAY! MY SON IS GAY!
Jin goes to punch Kazuya but misses poorly. Kazuya takes advantage of this and proceeds to beat the shit out of Jin with the help of MariaLuisa, while Hwoarang TRIES to escape but is captured by the Korean Army, who proceed to beat the shit out HIM, too.
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