I'm baaaaaaaack
Sean: about time!
me:Whatever. please R&R
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Chapter1 :Names, Names, and More Names
"Where am I? What am I? Who am I?"asked Sean.
"My cottage. A vampire. My servant," said the figure.
"Who are you?" said Sean
"I am Your Master, I am Perfection, I am Dark Yuke!" he said as he flung off his dark cloak.
"I'll need a name."
"You are Dark Vampire."
"Cool".
Meanwhile on the main road to Tipa...
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we the-"
"No. No. No. NO! We are not there yet, alright!" yelled a male thirty-five year old leader clavat whose name was Lance
"Please calm down, Lance," begged a thirty-four and a half year oldsecond-in-command female clavat whose name was Jan.
" Yeah, Lance, listen to Jan," said a malethirty year old selkie whose name was Joe.
" Yeah, see that, we're over the thing, right Lance?" said Moe, a maletwenty-five year old liltie.
Moe is the annoying one and was always concerned about four things: his armor, his weapon, his looks, and the women. Joe took almost NOTHING seriosly, EXCEPT for the chalice. Jan was shy, never wanted the men to fight, especially over her, and was basically the healer of the group. Lance was the wisest, and none of the other three had ever seen him get a question wrong, except for the one question about the fifth element. He wore a gaia plate and a twisted scope. He used the Excalibur and a diamond shield. Moe wore a dragon's heart amulet, gold gauntlets, and a blessed mail. He used a sonic lance. Joe used prism bludgeon, and wore an iron belt, a thief's emblem, and a time mail. Jan used her father's sword and a rune shield, and wore a diamond plate and flower bracer. The chalice was full to the brim with myrhh, and, as usual, Joe was taking intensive care of it. In fact, when the chalice had any myrhh in it nobody had ever seen him drop it.
"I can't wait 'till the party!" said Moe.
"Me niether, I've been looking forward to this all year!" said Jan.
"...Say, Jan, have you thought of who you're going to marry?" said Lance.
"...No, not really why, Lance?"
"Just wondering." said Lance 'Please don't be Moe' he thought.
"Icanseethevillage!" said Moe quickly.
Me: There you go!
Sean: What about me! I had about 2 minutes of showtime!
Me: I can fire you ya' know.
Sean:meep!
Me: Have a cookie
Sean: yay!chomp chomp chompulp.
KLUNK!
Me: K.O.!
End of Chapter
