Fallen angels at my feet,
Whispered voices at my ear,
Death before my eyes; lying next to me, I fear.
She beckons me, shall I give in?
Before my end, shall I begin?
Forsaking all I've fallen for, I rise to meet the end. . .
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The Kazaana SUCKS!
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by yours truly,
Onigiri in a Sailor Uniform
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IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. . .
Chibi-san Don't worry, you'll find out this chapter. Just relax, relax. . . (slowly reaches toward phone to call Mental Institution)
Haunt-san Eh, I had the urge to kill someone off. . .so I did. P (shrugs) Besides, how d'you think Shakespeare got so famous? All of his characters died in the end! D
Liika-chan/Sakura-chan (bows at your loyalness) Cobalt is just an OC I made for this fic. And you can keep squealing, for Hamtaro is going to have a big part in this story! (keeps quiet for now ;3)
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o0o-Chapter Three-o0o
Pop music is very unhealthy, especially to the mind, body, and soul. Just look at what happened to Michael Jackson!!
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"Tehehe! Wake up, sleepy head!"
"Uhhmmmphhhh. .?" Inuyasha slurred groggily, shielding his eyes with his right arm from a burning, bright golden light shining down on him. He then slowly and cautiously opened one eye a slit to find a young, giggling girl waving at him sheepishly. "Ka-. . .Kagome??" he asked excitedly, whipping his arm away and flashing his eyelids open as he quickly sat up. He then saw that the girl standing over him looked absolutely nothing like the time-traveling schoolgirl. This girl had waist-length, whitish-blonde hair, bright, American, blue eyes surrounded by lavender eyelids and long, thick lashes, perfectly-thinned eyebrows, crimson lips that seemed to be frozen in a smile, and smooth, unblemished peach skin sleek and reflecting the shining light as if it wasn't real.
"No, silly," she laughed through her smile, her lips and pure-white teeth mysteriously unmoving.
"Who are you. .?" Inuyasha asked, tenderly rubbing a small lump on his forehead from the fall.
The girl tilted her head with that creepy, still face. "Barbie."
The hanyou's eyes widened in horror and his arm limply fell back to his side.
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"Cobalt-kun. . ." a tall and thin, cloaked figure hissed evilly in the darkness.
"Master. . ." The said Cobalt-kun lowered to one knee and bowed his head in deep respect.
"With that helpless, little girl Kagome slowly heading closer and closer into danger and farther and farther away from her mutt protector, we'll be able to capture her as easily as a spider does a fly. . .then wipe the rest of them out completely, FORCING THEIR SHOW OFF THE AIR!! MOOWAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAH!!!!!"
"Uh, speaking of, um, flies-" Cobalt sheepishly interrupted the figure's insane cackling. "There's, uh, one on your, um- Lemme just, uh-" He clamped a hand onto his master's shoulder, smooshing the poor, defenseless fly.
"NO, YOU FOOL!!!!"
KRASH!!!!!!!!
The long-haired bishounen slipped over a soggy banana peel left on the cold floor (everyone great cartoon has one of those! 33) and tumbled onto the cloaked man, revealing a flash of wood before he quickly wrapped the black cloth around him tightly once again, snarling.
"Uhhh, heheh." Cobalt swetadropped. "If it'll spare me, I'll let you know that Inuyasha is currently suffering in the RF-"
"JUST GO FIND KAGOME AND DESTROY THE KUNOICHI!"
"Yes, master. ;.;"
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Inuyasha's body began to tremble. "Th-That doll Kagome had in her room. . ."
Flashback. . .
It was just another ordinary day for the IY gang, Kagome getting angry at Inuyasha for being so oblivious (again) and storming off back to her own time. 'I'M NEVER COMING TO SENGOKU JIDAI AGAIN!!' And, of course, after being home for only five seconds, she wanted to go back, but refusing to be wrong once in her lifetime, she decided to get her mind onto another subject and went over to a friend's. Then, in the middle of the night, right on cue, Inuyasha came popping out of the Bone Gobbling well and sneaking up into the girl's second-story room from a tree leading up to the window.
"Kagomeeeee. . .?" he hissed softly into the darkness. "Kago-" His hand swept across a lock of soft, waving hair. It had Kagome's scent all over it, so he groped around until he found the light switch and flipped it on.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A smiling, blonde doll lying on Kagome's empty bed looked up at him, straight into his eyes as if possessed.
"POSSESSED TOY!!! POSSESSED TOY!!!" The dog demon swiped his hand away, but, unfortunately, one of his long claws was caught in the silky, gold strands of fake hair. With a closer look now, he noticed that its clothes were absent and the small engravings and bumps on the doll were actually unmentionable body parts.
"NAKED POSSESED TOY!!!!!"
He shook and flung his hand about until he finally broke free, then quickly stumbled out the window, down the tree, and darted home on all fours.
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Downstairs in the living toom, relaxing with the paper in his favorite armchair, Kagome's father looked up from an article about shortages of apples in some foreign place no one has even heard of and toward the ceiling where his daughter's room was situated directly above him. "Honeyyyyy? You said Kagome was staying at a friend's house tonight, riiiiight?" he called to his wife.
Back in reality. . .
"You-. . . You can't possibly be. . ."
Barbie reached up and stroked a lock of hair that was about a centimeter shorter than the rest, her smile seeming to lower slightly, but Inuyasha thought he may have just imagined it. "You really did hurt me that night, Inuyasha-san. . ." she said sadly.
Pupils shrinking to black specs, the inu hanyou slowly crawled backwards in disbelief. ". . .no. . ."
Barbie's head mechanically jerked back toward him and her brows furrowed together, eyes burning with rage. This time, Inuyasha wished he had imagined it. "Now it's time for me to really hurt you!" she growled with a dark, vengeful smile.
"No. . . You're b-bigger. . . This can't be real. . ." Inuyasha began to pick up the pace with his back-crawling.
"But it ever-so-is," Barbie replied menacingly, taking a booming step forward, her body growing a foot taller with that one step. "Because this is the Room of Fears, where the deepest nightmares of your soul can come to life. . ."
Inuyasha swiftly rose up on one foot and whipped around, preparing to run, but stopped dead in his tracks, a breath catching in his throat. ". . . . .no. . . . ."
A couple of spotlight flashed on and a stage appeared before him, a group of teenaged boys in nothing but leather vests and tight pants standing there with their backs turned to him. They then spun around, stomping a foot in unison as the lights rapidly began to change colors like flying rainbows, microphones brought up to their lips. "Bye, bye, bye!"
"Don't wanna be a fool for you.
Just another player in your game for two.
You may hate me, but it ain't no lie.
Baby, bye, bye, bye."
"BYE, BYE, BYE!"
". . .boy band music. . ." Inuyasha could barely manage to get out in a cracking whisper, his body freezing in place no matter how much his brain screamed for him to escape from this horrid Hell.
Suddenly, his heart nearly skipped a beat as a single piece of paper slowly floated down from nowhere and softly landed on his head. Cautiously bringing his shaking hand up and grabbing hold of the sheet, scared out of his wits of what might be written on it, he then carefully lowered his arm and held the paper out in front of his face. At the top was STORY: AN EVENING OF LUST BETWEEN INUYASHA AND SESSHOUMARU" typed in big, bold, black lettering. Gradually, more and more of these slash-incest-fanfics slowly began to rain down on him. A few gently floated down at first, but the numbers slowly began to grow, the speed at which they fell quickening, until they pounded down on his head like hail, soon burying him, suffocating him, a small ". . .h-help. . .me. . ." escaping his lips.
end chapter three
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o/n:
Haha, I was just dying to get this chapter out! Hope y'all liked it. Keep them reviews comin'!! 33
NEXT CHAPTER – Deception and nightmares galore! Also, Justin Timberlake reveals a terrible secret not meant for the ears of the weak!! And Barbie gets distracted by WHAT!?
StAy TuNeD ;)
