Me:Sorry about the overnight sleep you three.

The trio: They turned the spinklers on.

Me: how was I supposed to know?

The trio:We are wet.

Me:Sorry.

The trio:The neighborhood dogs attacked us.

Me:You do know we have company. Right?

The trio:DO WE LOOK LIKE WE CARE! WE ARE WET, TIRED, AND ,NOT TO MENTION, WE NEED ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS, THANKS TO THE DOGS!

Me:I was wondering why you were naked.

The trio:YEAH WELL NOW YOU KNOW!

Me:In any case, R&R!

Disclaimer: I do not own any kind of final fantasy!

Chapter 11: The Vampire Fight

"Where is Jan?" said Lance.

"I could care less!" said the Vampire.

"Moe, Joe, I don't know if you can hear me, or what you have done with Jan, but If you get in my way I shall cut you down to the size of a tooth pick!"

"We would like to see you try little man! We are three times your size! you cannot even hope to defeat us!"

"If that's the way it's gonna be, then I shall destroy you!"

"Bring it on!" The fight was on Lance was swinging his sword like a madman! But because the vampire had four arms, Lance wasn't getting in any hits! "Ha ha ha ha ha! Is that the best you can do?" the vampire said, but his thoughts were doubtful now, "Could it be he is getting faster?" indeed he thought right Lance was accelerating! Lance quickly ran to the vampires back! The blade slid along his back! "Arrgh!" the vampire quickly turned around only to figure out Lance had ran a semicircle and had stabbed him in the back! Lance twisted the blade! "AAARRGH!" the vampire screamed in pain.

"I Thought you said I couldn't beat you. Your power has obviously been decreased by your confidence."

"Well, this is where you DIE!" somehow the vampire disappeared and started to hit Lance around.

"Ung! Agh! AAAGH!" the vampire was serious now! He was beating Lance around! Lance swung his sword all around the place, but he couldn't get in a hit in! "There! Yaah!" the vampire was hit on the knee! shows you just how big it really is! The vampire was visible again! Lance started swinging his sword so fast the vampire couldn't keep up! Blood! Gore! Spatter! The vampire brought his fist along and hit Lance in the side! CRACK it sounded as if a few of Lance's ribs broke! Or maybe it was the tree he went flying through. Or maybe both! Lance hit another tree and slid down it.

"Hah! Puny human! You are no match for me!" he said as he walked over to Lance,"I shall destroy you now!"

"J-Jan... I don't think I can... make it..." Lance wheezed.

"Lance, I have faith in you!" said a voice that sounded like Jan's, "Lance, I'm sorry, I got you into this mess by letting my guard down."

"No! It's not your fault, but mine!" said a voice like Joe's, "I thought I could handle Dark Yuke. But I was wrong! If I had just went to help you, Jan, then we could have all went to defeat Dark Yuke! But my pride got in the way. So, really I'm to blame..."

"No! Your both wrong! I'm to blame! If I hadn't have been sleeping so hard their numbers wouldn't have increased!" said a voice that sounded like Moe's.

"No. You are all wrong it's me. I'm the who should be blamed. If I weren't so stupid as to go on the mryhh collecting trip by myself just to impress my girlfriend this would never had happened..." I don't even have to tell you who that sounded like, "I will tell you how it got started."

Me:To BE Continued! Review!