Me:Hello, hello hellloooo! Next chappie up! The last one was an interesting one! wasn't it? I hope you have liked it so far because there will be about two more of those kinds of endings!
Trio:Oh boy yipee.
Me:your energetic aren't you. Blood loss maybe?
Trio:ding dong.
Me:oh. Well, Let's see what the audience thinks of you.
Audience:DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Me:AW! get out of here!
Audience:Make us!
Me:okay! writes on notepad. Eight-teen wheeler, tank, and airplane apear out of nowhere and are floating in the sky.
Audience:Meep!
Me:Much better! R&R!
Guy from the audience: You stink!
Me:Oh, do I! writes on notepad. the heavy machinery disappears
The guy: GAAAAACK!
Me:well now that he is dead, anyone else want disaprove of me?
The audience:no no no no no.
Me:good!
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Chapter 12: Sean's story...
"It all started when the hero's from last year got struck by lightning and died," Sean's voice said, "I was the only one who had volunteered, but the council said that they would get the other able-bodied men to help me. I got the stupid idea of going alone to improve my status with Karen, my girlfriend. The council and Karen apposed this idea, but I was stupid and brought up the excuse that other villages do it."
"Stop! You are draining my power!" The vampire roared.
"The council said that that was because the single people were strong. I knew that they were right, but I had been training all year. They said, 'Fine! But we shall send out another team so we will not be risking everything.' I knew that it was my first year and they did to. But I didn't listen. I was a fool. Now I will never see Karen again." Sean's voice started to weep,"Karen! I'm sorry! I was stupid and ignorant! Lance! That is your name right? Well, do me a favor! Since vampires favor womens blood over mens, if I'm left to live in my current state I would kill Karen! I could not live with myself if I did that! Please! Kill me! It's the only way!
"You never gave me your name or the location of your village. If I do succeed in this task, I must get extra myrhh for your village and explaine what happened to Karen." Lance managed to wheeze. How he did it we'll never know.
"It is the only one beside the town of Marr's Pass. It is called Tida."
"Okay." Lance wheezed again.
"Stop! You will never defeat me! Give it up! Tida will be wiped out! We shall make sure of that!" the vampire roared.
"Cure..." Lance said as he cast cure. Immeadiatly Lance got up and cast another spell, "Light of Vampire's Bane!"
"Arrrgh!" The vampire
yelled, "What is this? I can't move!"
"Remember
this wound you gave me back in Tipa?" Lance asked as he rolled
up his sleeve, "Excalibur! Holy Sword!" there was a bright
light, and the vampire was no more. Just three heavily injured
people. They were Moe, Joe, and Sean.
"L..an..ce. Thank.. you..." Saen said as he coughed up a bit of blood.
"Lance. I don't think I'll be able to go back with you to Tipa." Joe said as his breathing got slower and slower until he totally stopped breathing.
"Hey Lance. What's happenin'? I guess I won't be at the party this time, huh?" Moe wheezed.
"Lance come here." Sean said, "My chalice was cough cough only missing one drop. Funny, eh? If only I hadn't been so brick headed. Good...bye,... Lance"
"Well three down and one to go," Lance said to himself.
Twenty minutes of walking later...
"So you finally got here," Dark yuke said.
"Where is Jan?" Lance asked
"Up there." Lance looked up to see Jan on a magical see-through platform. She seemed to be unharmed but she was unconscious. To Lance this was a good sight. She was safe.
"Where is Sean's chalice?"
"Over there on the table."
"Well, if you will kindly-" but lance was cut off because of Dark Yuke taking out his hammer and throwing off his cloak, "Okay if that is the way it is going to be, then I shall draw Ragnarok."
"Oh I'm so scared the legendary dark weapon."
"Here it goes!" Lance sheathed his Excalibur and drew Ragnarok. The dark aura engulfed Lance and his eye's turned blood red and his voice twisted, "Are you ready to die?"
"You should be ready to die!"
Me:Oh badness! could this be the end of Lance?
Sean:So... how did we do on pretending to be dead?
Me:Not now! Is Jan really okay?
Moe:Do we get cookies?
Me:Not now! Read in next time on-
Joe:Do we get cookies now?
Me:NO! You get cookies after anouncements! Vampire Chronicles!
Moe:Now do we get cookies?
Me:Yes.
Moe:I call first cookie!
Joe:BANZAI!
Sean:Is that the cookie door?
Me:No. That is the-
Moe and Joe:Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Me:Molten Lava Room. Why?
Sean:Just wondering.
