Me:Hello!

Sean:Garfieldfan! Garfieldfan! If he can't do it! no one can!

Me:Thank you!

Sean:you owe me a soda.

Me:You have a key to the soda machine!

Sean:I lost it

Me:YOU WHAT!

Sean:Can't you copy me one again?

Me:THIS IS THE ONE-HUNDRED-SIXTY-SEVENTH TIME! 167

Sean:I can't help it! I get mugged by rats!

Me:I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT LITTLE RODENTS ARE MUGGING YOU

Sean:These aren't your averege every day rats. They're dramatic music plays SEWER RATS!

Rats:Yeah! You gots a problem with that,Bud?

Me:with an evil smirkOh we'll see how scary you are when I'm done with you!

Person who loves rodents:RUN, FRIENDS! RUN! I'LL HOLD HIM OFF!

Rats:Yeah thanks Lou!

Me:LEMME HURT THEM! GET OUTTA MY WAY!Writes on notepad

Sean:Uuuuhhh... I hate it when he does this. Here is the next chapter. Please review.

Disclaimer:In the distance come 'ere ya little rodents! Sean:He owns squat so please read before he kills you.

Chapter 14: The final battle part 2

"Advanced torture bed!" Dark Yuke cast.

"Uuunnh! Lance hurry!"Jan screamed.

"Jan!" Lance yelled, "Dark Yuke! what have you done?

"She will die in half an hour. Right now it should feel like needle's are piercing her skin."

"I'll kill you in that short amount of time. You will regret ever killing my parents and hurting Jan."

"Unlikely! You will become my servant! Brain wash beam!" instantly a beam shot toward Lance. It almost hit him! If he hadn't of dogded to the right he would have been toast!

"What a weak shot!"

"Take this! Dark oblideration!" a dark ball engulfed Lance as he ran toward Dark Yuke. Lance came through the Ball with a few cuts at places where there are nerves.

"Eeergh!" He grunted in pain.

"That should have killed you!"

"It will take more than that! Special attack: Lord of the Light!

"What! That acursed attack! No! What? He's getting faster? This can't be! No one has ever mastered that attack in ages!"

"It can be and it is so be purified!"

"Hah! But I can counter it with no problem! Dark shie- what is this! I can't cast a dark spell!"

"You forgot that Lord of the light binds all dark spells for 4 minutes!" Lance closed in and started slicing like a madman! Could this be it!... Ahem! Could this be it! Safe haven music plays No!... Ahem! No! Organ music plays Dark Yuke is blocking like a madman!

4 minutes later

"Hah! Not a scratch on me! Organ touch!" Dark yuke began to go through Lance. He was able to feel Inside of Lance! "Oh my! You have very nice organs! Mind if I touch this nerve!"

"AAAAAGH! you pant pant are evil."

"Whatever gave you that idea?"

"Dispel!" The spell broke! But Lance's arm started to gush blood!

"Hah! You see? You can't defeat me!"

"Wanna bet? Illusion sword!" Lance's sword started to appear everywhere! They all shot toward Dark Yuke!

"Special Attack: Illusion hammer!" It was a battle of Illusions! The hammers were aimed at Lance's arm! Dark Yuke was cut all over! Lance's arm was beyond healing!

"Lance! Uuunh! please win!" shouted Jan.

"He will die before your very eyes!" yelled Dark Yuke.

"Oh, yeah! Lord of the Light!"

"Lord of Darkness!" The light was bright, and yet, dark at the same time. When Jan was lowered to the ground she knew that Dark Yuke had no more magic left. She looked around to see what had happened to him. She saw him lying on the ground. Intestine spilled out on the ground, "Mo...ther, Fa...ther I fai...led youuu..." was all Dark Yuke could wheeze. Jan looked for Lance and saw him with his arm and leg bones showing. His skin had been broken all the way to the bone!

"Jan.. come here..."

"Lance! I love you! Please live so we can marry!"

"Jan I want.. you to read... the cursive in... this scroll... I will read the... regular writing.. Oh mighty magic within me... I was not able to marry a woman... In my lifetime..."

"Oh mighty magic within me I wish to marry this man."

"Let us.."

"Let us."

"Be wed." They both said in unison. There was a bright light and Jan felt warm. While at the same timeshe felt a bit cold.

"Jan... good... bye"

"Lance? Lance! Lance, Please! Move! Talk! Do something! Don't leave me! No! Lance!" She said as started to cry.

Me:I can't believ this is the end of Lance!

Rats:We thought you were going to do something to us with your bare hands! You are a weakling! ya can't even hurt a little sewer rat!

Me:Who said anything about hands? writes on notepad

Rats:We feel fine!

Me:Oh you will pay. just wait.

Person who loves rodents:NOOOOOOOOO!

Sean:I hate it when he does this.

Lance:Hey. Little help here?

Me:Oh sorry writes on notepad.

Lance:Thank you. But what about the rats?

Me:I told you just wait and see.

Sean:Bai-Bai!