Disclaimer:#Ahem!#..I don't own inuyasha.....period..exclamation mark.!
A/N:Okay..my discalimer was stupid..just ignore it.Oh.my god!!I'm soo stupid!I hope none of you guys noticed..the now to reply part in the first chapter...I'm just so used to typing that down..that i just do it automatically.-.-..and I just noticed that I had no one to reply to!but now i do!..oh and to Iya (if you ever read this)..i used your quote!OMFG!
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mychelle 79 :Uh..yep..i couldn't think of any other name to name him so his name is preety funny...actually i got the name from the movie 'cheeta girls'!
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BLack-hole-dOWn :Uhh..I don't know..where have you heard this stuff???o.O
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Chapter2:OMFG(Oh my forking god!)
Buffy(kagome) opened her eyes slowly and saw her master's face..when she had gotten home yesterday she jumped in the bed with him for a good night's sleep she notcied that the sheets on the bed felt softer than they have ever felt before.Master's mate was already gone for she had work every morning and had to leave early.Buffy did the first thing that came to mind and licked her master's face.
"Oh...still a bit kinky eh..honey?" Kouga said sleepily.He then grabbed Buffy by the waist and pulled her closer to him.He opened his eyes to see black hair...wait..Ayame didn't have black hair?..did she?
"Kinky?..." buffy asked...When did she understand master's language?
Kouga blinked...that wasn't Ayames voice!That wasn't Ayame's hair!...He looked down at buffy...and those where definately not ayame's breasts.
"OH MY FORKING GOD!"
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She knocked twice....three time..four time..five freaking times!And her hand was getting preety tired.
"Kohakku!!!!!!!!!Open the fuck......." The door opened finnally and some large hands grabbed her by the mouth.
"SHHHHH!" Kohaku shhed her.He was preety tall for a nineteen year old and his sister was too.They had just moved in this cute blue house the other day.
"Oww..you grabbed me by the fucking lips..That fucking hurts you know!" She whispered.
"Would you stop curseing,Sango?!"Kohakku asked quietly.
Sango glared at him then smirked, "Fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck...."
"Okay..okay..Just be quiet!" He whispered
"What is going on?" Sango asked quietly.
"There is a man in our yard!" Kohakku said exaperated.
"Oh god!..." Sango said and then ran to the red truck in their drive way..she opened the door easily and started digging under the passenger's seat...She ran back to the front door of the house,shot gun in hand.
"Lets kill the bastard!" Sango said proudly and loudly.
"Sango!" Kohakku slapped his forehead,unlike his older sister he disapproved of violence.
"Well..what are we standing aroung here for?..let get em'!" Sango ran inside the house and to the back yard...the sight she saw..was not what she was expecting.
"Cover your eyes Sango!" Kohakku ran to her...The sight was a naked man sleeping in Toto's dog house.
"I'm not a child..Kohakku!!" Sango said and ran over to the dog house.
Toto(Miroku) awoke suddenly to a shrill yell and a barrel pointing in his direction, "Where's my dog bastard!?"
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"Oh..my god!Oh my god!Who are you and what are you doing in my bed naked!?!?!"Kouga stood up sweat dripping off his fore head.
"Master?What is the matter?" Buffy asked oblivious to her state of being.
"MASTER???!?", Kouga screeched, "Oh god!Oh god!Did I like sleep walk or some thing?And brought a anonymous woman in my bed?!Am I like Dr.Jekkal and Mr.Hide?Do I like have a split personality?!?!Oh God!Or am I dreaming this?!?!" Kouga at the moment was panicking...
"Master..." Buffy went to get off the bed and noticed that she just stood on two legs...then it finnaly hit her,The doggie biscuit had worked!She was human now!Oh!There was so much things she wanted to talk with master about!
"I'm a dirty man!I'm cheating on my girl friend That I've been dating for 3 years!" Kouga was now slapping him self.
"Master it's me Buffy..." Buffy said.
Kouga paused at looked at her...She was...NAKED!!!, "HEY!!!Cover your self will ya?!" Koga threw some sheets from the bed at her.
"Uhh..?" Buffy looked at the sheets on the floor, "Cover my self up?...What do you mean?"
"Wrap the blankets around you!Are you like mentally ill?" Kouga asked.
"Uh..." Buffy lifted the sheets off the floor and put them atop her head, "okay.."
"Ugh!" Kouga walked over to her and helped her tie the blankets across her chest.
Once he was finnished Kagome smiled , "Oh Master there is so much I want to talk to you about!!!"
"Okay..wait!Who are you?" kouga lead her to the bad and they sat down.
"I've told you before..I'm your Bitch." Kagome smiled.
"What did you just say?!??" kouga blinked.
"I'm your bitch!Buffy..Your dog!..Well actually my real name is kagome...but you've called me Buffy..but from now on i would like you to call me Kagome and..." She was interupted by Kouga who put his hand over her mouth.
"Slow down a bit pease." he sighed.
"Okay....I....am ...your...dog.....,master.....and....I..would..." Kagome was interupted by kouga again.
"Talk normally!" Kouga was getting annoyed with this chick,Was she a blond in disquise?(no offense.)
"Well...Umm.I'm Kagome!" she smiled.
"You just said you were Buffy a minute ago." Kouga contradicted.
"I am Buffy."
"How can you be two people...wait How in the hell can you be my dog?!" Kouga asked.
"I am Buffy..but I want you to call me Kagome,master,and I ate a special buiscuit also that changed me into a human." Kagome said simply.
"...." Kouga scratched his head, "This is getting too freacky..Get out of my house now."
"You don't belive me?" Kagome asked.
"Uh..No." He didn't want to deal with this right now.
"But.."
"Leave now..." kouga stood up and pointed to his door, "You know what I'll make it easier for you...."He began to push her out his room door and twoards the front door.
"You have to belive me master!I am your compainion!Your best friend!" Kagome said sadly.
"What ever..." and with that said kouga pushed her out the door and slammed it behind her.
Kagome knelt down and tears started to stream down her face, "I thought you were my best friend." she held her shoulders tightly.
But niether her nor kouga knew..that some one was sliently watching the whole scene and taking pictures.
TBC!
SOB!SOB!...he doesn't belive her!WAHH!..okay..i'm such a lozer..anywho..can anyone quess who was watching them?..GASP?!anyone?..oh and you have met Sango..the kickass older sis.And If any of my reviewers are blond..i am sorry!because of the joke earlier..you know cause blonds are known to be stupid...but..not all of them are that way!
so no offence!..Hey I have a blond friend for instance...wait...nevermind..she's smart but has no common sence.so ignore that!-.-;
