Since people replied to this one-shot I'll give you some good old bloopers. So ready, set, action!
Blooper Number One
Sirius: (She captivated my thoughts, dreams and mind. Every word, every movement she made, all the things she said. Her scent drove me wild; mud and blood.)
Director: CUT!
Sirius: What?
Hermione: Mud and Blood? I smell like mud and blood!
Sirius: Wasn't that the line?
Hermione: You dolt! (Smacks him upside the head)
Sirius: Ow! What was that for?
Hermione: That was for snogging woman instead of memorizing your lines LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSE TOO! (walks away)
Sirius: Bloody women. What was the line anyways?
Director: STRAWBERRIES AND VANILLA YOU DOLT!
Sirius: IS EVERY BLOODY PERSON PMSING TODAY!
Blooper Number Two
Take 1
Sirius: (As she walks-) (Hermione trips over a piece of wood) (–she trips and falls flat on her face.)
Director: CUT!
Take 2
Sirius: (As she walks in an airplane flies over her head.)
Director: What in the world is a paper plane doing here?
Cameraman: Sorry mate, I was bored.
Director: CUT!
Take 5
Sirius: As she walks in-
Hermione: Ahhhhhhhh!
Sirius: What?
Hermione: Ahhhhhhhh!
Sirius: What?
Hermione: Ahhhhhhh!
Sirius: What? What! What! What! WHAT!
Hermione: A spider.
Director: CUT!
Take 23
Sirus: (As she walks in she smiles but I curse. The way she did that to me drove me over the edge. The way her honey brown orbs twinkled. The way she showed off her perfectly straight teeth. How her nose turned up slightly at the end and her pink full lips curved up. Her sleek caramel coloured hair that fell in ringlets down her back. Every curve on her heavenly body. The way she swayed her hips, left to right not knowing what she was doing. It was all about he looks.)
Hermione: (glare)
Sirius: What did I do wrong?
Hermione: It was all about the looks! It was all about the looks! It was all about the look!
Sirius: Was that the wrong line?
Hermione: YES!
Sirius: Oh sorry, I'm having a problem concentrating with PEOPLE SCREAMING IN MY EARS!
Hermione: I've had bloody hell enough of this! (grabs phone and dials number) Susie I can't do this…I know…I'm going to kill myself in this place…whatever…yes…yes…yes…okay…yes…okay…huhum…okay…yeah…okay…bye
Sirius: (mocking) yeah…hmmm…yes...okay
Hermione: (runs at full speed and tackles Sirius bringing him to the ground. They fight in a no holds bar, all exclusive, one time…cat fight)
Director: Cut. Cut! Cut! CUT! CAN"T YOU PEOPLE DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
Blooper Number Three
Hermione: Sirius are you okay? You seem angry.
Sirius: (I turned around so I couldn't see her face.) Please leave. (But she did the total opposite and came up behind me.)
Hermione: Did I do something to make you upset?
Sirius: (No she was perfect-) I love you will you marry me!
Hermione: Are you mentally challenged? You got the wrong line for the gillionth qutrillionth time. And yes I know that is not a real word but you get what I'm saying!
Director: (lost voice so has to resort to using a chalkboard. Holds up board) CUT!
Blooper Number Four
Sirius: I hate that I love you so much but can never have you. (I looked at her blank expression and got ready for the awkward moment but instead-)
Hermione: No way I'm I kissing that oaf!
Sirius: Oaf! Who said I wanted to kiss you anyways!
Hermione: You would just love to get your hands on me.
Sirius: Please. You are the most irrogant, self-centered…(presses his lips on Hermione)
Hermione: (pulls away) Yuck! Why did you do that?
Sirius: Because I wanted to.
Hermione: Oh. (pulls Sirius into a deep kiss and they start to make out)
Director: (holds up board) I give up! I'm becoming a mailman like my mom wanted me to!
