Hello again, ame-tennyo here.

Happy Dance Man: Whoa, you're, like, not hyper. What's up?

I'm sad. I only have one fan keeping up with the story...Or if I have more, they're not reviewing, which I doubt.

Super Titles: Indeed.

But, in order to keep that one person happy, I shall keep typing. For this is the story that never ends, is it not?

Happy Dance Man: It IS not...I mean it is.

Super Titles: Idiot.

Also, please read my other stories. Chibology (anime crossovers), Eternally Entwined (Yu Yu Hakusho), and Poor Fluffy (InuYasha). Arigato.

Chapter Three...Jump Through The Sun.

When we last saw eachother, Goku was burned, Sanzo was smoking, and Hakkai and Gojyo were driving off into the sunset without a car. Well, here we go!

Goku finally got himself not on fire...wait, was that proper english? Well, as long as you know what I mean, it's fine. Anyway, Goku escaped the flames with only a few charred articles of clothing,"I'm still hungry..." he said. Just as he said that, a restaurant falls from the sky of the square planet, and lands next to Goku,"Heh, cool," he walks inside.

With Hakkai and Gojyo. They are still driving along without a car,"Where's your jeep, man?" asks Gojyo.

"What's a Jeep Man?" Hakkai asks.

"No, that's not...nevermind..."

Just as Gojyo lost all hope in Hakkai, the jeep forms around them,"I choose not to ask," Gojyo said to himself, and pulled out a cigarette and lights it. He also starts to gamble in the jeep...by himself.

With Sanzo. He was walking away from the burning Goku last we saw him, and know he is retracing his steps, in search of a lost cigarette (he still has some?). He only looks up when he hears an odd noise. The sound of a mob...an angry mob. His gaze falls on a restaurant. This shouting is coming from inside. Sanzo decides to check it out when the sound of metal coming in contact with the back off a neck is heard.

He opens the door. At first he only sees angry chefs and waiters armed with pots and pans. Then he saw that they were forming a circle around what looked like a large bump. A flesh bump. Sanzo makes his way through the crowed and sees that the bump was connected to Goku's head,"What the hell-?!" this exclaimation turns the cooks' attention to him.

"This boy 'ere ate all the food, see, an' 'e di'n't pay fer it," answered a chef.

"Well...Uh...Hm..." was all Sanzo said.

"You with 'im?" asked the cook.

Sanzo turned and ran when the cooks started brandashing their weapons at him. Sanzo bolted out of the restaurant, and was half-way to the lake when he realized he had forgotten Goku,"DAMMIT!!!" he turned around so fast that he nearly fell over, but regained his balance just in time and kept running. He finally made it to the restaurant, ran inside, grabbed Goku (who's head nearly fell off with the weight of the bump on his head), and headed towards the lake.

The chefs' started running after them, angrier than before. Goku jumped out of Sanzo's hands (somehow his bump dissapeared),"What's going on?" he asked.

"No talky, more runny!" was all Sanzo said, and he did just that.

With Hakkai and Gojyo. They are driving along when they hear a stange noise. Gojyo looks behind them and sees Sanzo and Goku running away from a dust cloud. Gojyo swinted to see what was in the dust cloud,"Hakkai, FLOOR IT!!!"

"What? Why?" asked Hakkai, never taking his eyes off the road.

"Never mind that! Insane chefs!!! DRIVE, DAMN YOU!!!" Gojyo takes the wheel from Hakkai. He then pushes down on Hakkai's left leg (the Japanese gas petal leg), and the car accelerates.

Hakkai's eyes twitches, then he punches Gojyo,"NEVER interupt me when I'm driving!" he takes the wheel fron the now unconcious Gojyo. He drives faster than anyone could imagine. Unfortunetly, he reaches the corner of the square planet, and brakes. Will the jeep stop on time?

Sanzo and Goku were nearing the lake. They reach it, and Sanzo jumps over it (while doing a few cool flips). Goku, however, falls into the oil once again,"Get out of there!" yells Sanzo. Goku swims out,"You're covered in oil. Take a bath!" with that, Goku jumps back into the lake, forgetting it is oil,"NOT NOW! LATER! GET OUT!!!" screams Sanzo, as the depraved cooks close in. Goku jumps out, and the two start to run again.

The brakes sceech horribly as Hakkai tries to stop. Gojyo is now awake, screaming his head off. Falling off the planet wouldn't be so bad, it's just that this planet's sun was right within the jumping distance off the momentumus jeep.

The jeep doesn't stop on time. The two fall off the planet and head toward the sun. Oddly enough, they go right THROUGH to sun, and land safely on Earth. They keep driving.

Sanzo has seens this miraculous feat, and jumps off the edge off the planet, falls through the sun, and lands in the back of the jeep. Goku does the same, but do to the oil, burns yet again. Only his sleeves burn off, and he lands in the jeep as well.

The End...?

WHEW! That was the longest chapter yet! I feel so accomplished! Please review! And yes, this chapter was meant to be more jam-packed with action.