Yo! 'Sup homies? How is yo mama?
Happy Dance Man: Oh, my God, she's gone street!
Psych! I'm not street...Not that street-smart people aren't cool or anything...I'm just not one of them.
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Note: Always remember, everyone is OOC.
Chapter Four...A Little Christmas Cheer.
"Jingle bells, Sanzo smells,
Goku laid an egg,
Hakkai's jeep lost a wheel,
and Gojyo got away!"
"I DO NOT smell...make your songs more accurate, dammit!" yelled Sanzo from the back seat of the jeep. They were still on Earth; they could not go back to the square planets, for fear of angry chefs.
"Ah, come on! Have some holiday spirit, Sanzo!" cheered Goku. He was the one singing.
"You really shouldn't swear. For a monk, you sure aren't monkey," said Gojyo from the front seat.
"I'M the monkey!" proclaimed Goku.
"Yeah I know...that wasn't what...Oh, never mind..."
Meanwhile, somewhere in the universe, an all-powerful being had heard the following,"Make your songs more accurate, dammit!". The being agreed,"It shall be so," it said.
Back in the jeep, Hakkai was explaining,"In Japanese, Christmas is pronouced Kurisumasu."
"Of course you'd know that! We ARE from Japan," stated Gojyo. Just as he finished his sentence, the jeep suddenly lurched forward, but then returned to normal,"Dude, who gave you a license?!" yelled Gojyo.
"It wasn't me!" shrieked Hakkai.
"Then what-!...Is that SMELL?!" Gojyo was correct. An odd smell filled the jeep riders' noses. It was a cross between rotten eggs, rotten fish, old sweaty gym socks, skunk, and old woman's perfume. It was coming from the back seat. Hakkai and Gojyo turned around (Hakkai's still driving somehow), and saw Goku passed out next to Sanzo.
"What?" asked Sanzo.
"It's you!" yelled Hakkai.
"WHAT?! You think I smell?!"
Instaneously, Goku awoke,"It's just like my song!!!"
"I don't care! Get him out off my jeep!" Gojyo responds by pushing Sanzo out of the jeep. Then he turns to Goku,"Goku, what was the next part of your song?"
"Um...Let's see...Jingle bells, Sanzo smells, Goku laid a..." Goku pales.
"Laid a-? Laid a what? Chic?" asked Gojyo, earning a punch in the ribs from Hakkai.
"I lay an egg...," said Goku.
"...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed both Gojyo and Hakkai. Suddenly, Goku sits in an odd position. He makes many loud moaning noises.
"Dude! Not here!" yelled Gojyo.
"No! Not in my jeep!" yelled Hakkai. But it was too late. Goku laid his egg (with his clothes on somehow).
"...Okay, what happens next?" asks Gojyo.
"Shh...It's sleeping," shushed Goku,"Um, Goku laid an egg, Hakkai's jeep lost a wheel-" just as he said that, the jeep leaned to the side as a wheel went flying.
"NOOOOO!!! Why must these things keep happening to my jeep?!" yells Hakkai. The vehicle slows to a stop.
"Okay, now what?" asks Gojyo.
"Hakkai's jeep lost a wheel, and Gojyo got away," answers Goku. A few seconds go by, then Gojyo walks away.
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