It is chapter five, everyone!!! I feel so accomplished!!! WOOT!!!
Super Titles: I'm not even bothering with the disclaimer. If you want to read one, go back into previous chapters.
Happy Dance Man: Moo.
Note: For those of you who took time to realize that I hadn't put "The End...?" at the end of last chapter, that was intentional. That was only the first half of the real chapter, and this is part two!
Chapter Five...The Continuation
"Okay...okay...," Goku was pacing, thinking of how to reverse the song's mysterious effect on their group. Currently, Sanzo was about a hundred meters away, yelling at Goku for making him smelly. Gojyo was still "getting away", and Hakkai was bandaging up Hakuryu's leg (because a detached wheel is somehow the equivelant of a broken leg).
"Will you please stop pacing; you're getting me motion sick," said Hakkai, as he sat down and madeHakuryu lie down, too, as to not harm it's leg anymore. Goku follows suit, and sits next to Hakkai on the desert-like dirt of the evironment they were in.
"Uh, Hakkai?" Goku asks.
"Hm?" Hakkai answers.
"You're not mad at me, are you?"
"What? For giving birth to an unholy creature in the back seat of my jeep, causing it to stink up by Sanzo, and breaking Hakuryu's leg?...No, never," he added sarcastically, but Goku took it as a serious statement.
"Thanks...," said Goku, then he went back to pondering a way to reverse things, all while absentmindedly petting his newly hatched child/bird/monkey.
"What was the song again?" asked Hakkai.
"Huh?...Um, Jingle bells, Sanzo smells-"
"I DO NOT!!!" yelled Sanzo from afar.
"Goku layed an egg, Hakkai's jeep lost a wheel, and Gojyo got away," answered Goku.
"Hm...," thought Hakkai.
Meanwhile, out in the midst of the desert-like terrain, Gojyo came upon a mirage. The mirage showed a groups of young women, all facing away from him,"Hello, ladies," he said, not knowing that the mirage was actually real. The women all turned to him, revealing their extreme homelyness. Gojyo gaped,"...Well, since you're just mirages, I can just keep going, and not have to run from you," he attempts to walk through them, only to realize that they were quite solid. Gojyo looked up into the now evil smiling/hungry faces of the ugly women,"...Oh, shit..."
Back with Goku and Hakkai. They are watching Sanzo attempt to cleanse his shirt of stinkyness, but the spell that the song had cast repelled all kinds of soap, disinfectant, and fire.
"AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!"
Goku, Hakkai, and Sanzo all look up to see Gojyo running for dear life. He was being chased by the ugly women. He runs past them, and Goku gets an idea. He stands up,"EUREKA!!!" he shouts.
"What's up?" asks Hakkai.
"All I have to do is sing the same song, but replace the words with different context!!! It's so simple, I can't believe it's not butter!" proclaimed Goku, making Hakki and Sanzo stare at him,"Oh, uh...I mean I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier!!!"
Suddenly, Goku's child/bird/monkey flies away. Goku tears up,"They grow up so fast...," he says, wiping away a tear,"BUT NEVERMIND THAT!!!"
Hakkai decides that it is wise to distance himself and Hakuryu for what was about to happen.
Goku takes a very, very, very, very, very, VERY deep breath and says the following unneccesarilly loudly:
"Jingle bells, Sanzo's swell,
Goku wears a headband,
Hakkai has a pet dragon,
and Gojyo runs away (from all the ugly women)!"
The all-powerful being heres this, and makes it so.
Sanzo's stank instantly dissapears, and he practically jumps for joy, but falls instead. He stands up and smokes a cigarette.
Hakuryu's leg instantly heals, and Hakkai tells it to turn back into a jeep and it does.
Goku's odd ability to birth children/birs/monkeys dissapears.
And...Gojyo keeps running from the ugly women,"You guys aren't fair!!!" he shouts.
Hakkai jumps into his jeep and starts the engine. He backs up and Goku jumps into the back seat. Hakkai keeps backing up, and Sanzo jumps in the back as well. Hakkai puts his car in drive and slams the gas petal. They drive toward Gojyo, run into him, he flies, but falls into the passenger seat.
"Are you alright?" asks Hakkai.
"Nevermind that! DRIVE!!!" ordered Gojyo, and the four speed off in to the deep unknown of the desert...the ugly women still chasing after Gojyo.
The End...?
Do, do, da, DO!!! Another chapter done! Next time, They boys' adventure in the good ol' U. S. of A.!!!
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