Ohayo (if it's morning)/Konnichi-wa (if it's afternoon or evening), Minna-san!

FYI, today's adventure is based soley on a pic/birthday card from my friend, Sango-chan. Maybe you've seen it? It has the four boys in an elevator looking up at the camera. And for some odd reason, they're in blue suits with yellow ties.

Yesh, very odd indeed...

It's also based on a pointless, one page comic I drew that was a parody of the Tower Of Terror at Disneyland...

THIS is going to be an interesting chapter...

Ahaha, herm, as you can see, I'm not sick no more, soooooo... Here's the chapter!

Chapter Eight...The Annoying Elevator

"Where're we goiiiing?" Goku droned from the backseat for the hundredth time.

"I don't know," Hakkai answered. Gojyo sighed from the passenger's seat,"What's wrong?"

"What's wrong? WHAT'S WRONG?" Gojyo hissed,"Those goddamned chics chased me outta a beer, damnit!" he lights a cigarette and blows the smoke out the... window?

"You're complaining?" Sanzo said,"I'M the one that saved all your asses from jail, drug rehab, and mental institutions!"

GRUUUUMMMBBLEEE!

"Don't tell me, Goku's hungry," Sanzo added.

"Ohmigod! You're, like, psycho or something!" Goku applauded Sanzo. His stomach grumbled again and he curled up in a ball on Sanzo's lap,"Waaahhh... So hungry..."

"I'm truthfully surprised you're not fat, what with all that food you put away," Sanzo said, looking down and observing Goku in his lap.

"Eh? What's this?" Hakkai asked. The other three looked to where Hakkai was looking, and saw a rather tall building in the middle of the nowhere where they were.

"What's a sky scraper doing out here?" Gojyo asked. Goku sprung up out of Sanzo's lap and declared,"MAYBE THERE'S FOOD THERE!" the boy jumps out of the jeep and speeds toward the building. Hakkai follows along with the rest.

At the building. The boys are just outside the door,"I've got an odd feeling about this," Sanzo said. Hakkai agreed, but they stepped in anyway. And the instant they did, their clothes changed.

"Whoo, spiffy," Goku smiled as he looked down at his new attire. All four of them were dressed in the same exact dress. Blue suits and yellow ties.

"Eeeh, sure...," Gojyo replied, picking at the tie.

"How'd this happen? And were's are old clothes?" Sanzo asked.

"I dunno, but I'm thinking of making this my official costume," Hakkai suggested. The four continued deeper into the building and eventually came to what looked like the twin doors of a elevator. There was an Out Of Order sign on it.

"Does it work?" Goku asked, poking the crack in between the doors.

"You gotta press the button," Sanzo did just that, and the doors split apart.

A mechanical voice spoke up as the doors stopped moving,"Hello, and welcome to the," there was some interference, so the boys never learned the name of this ride. But they soon would regret ever coming...

They stepped inside as the voice asked where they would like to go,"Um, the top floor, maybe?" Gojyo suggested. And before any of them even pressed the button for the top floor, the elevator, it sprung to life and started moving.

Goku grasped the sides of the moving box, Hakkai rested an arm casually on the arm rest, and Gojyo pulled out a cigarette and crossed his arms.

"Is there anything else that I can do?" the elevator asked in monotone.

"Anything else? You do other things?" Sanzo asked.

"Yes...," for some reason, the inanimate object sounded menacing,"Are you perhaps wondering why you are dressed as such? Well, let me tell you. Long ago, when this building was randomly placed in the middle of nowhere, I was placed within it. No one ever came. I got lonely, until one day, a squirrel arrived and asked if it could ride on me. I was ecstatic. We went up and down, up and down for many, many hours. Then, tragity struck."

"What happened?" Goku asked, wide eyed,"Um, and can I have some popcorn?" the machine clicked and whired, and out of a mysterious location popcorn was handed to Goku,"Sankyu!"

"Continuing with my epic, the squirrel died. If I had eyes, I would have cried."

"Heh, that rhymed..."

"Yes... Did I ever mention the squirrel was wearing a suit like you're wearing now?"

"Okay, this is getting a little too weird," Gojyo declared. He faced the doors,"Let me off," nothing happened,"I said, let me off!"

The elevator answered in a strange, annoying, squeaky voice,"I'm sorry, but I can't do that."

"That...is just fucked up," Sanzo muttered.

"And why's that?" Gojyo asked the elevator.

"Because... I am the ghost of the squirrel! Anyone who is dumb enough to come onto an elevator that says Out Of Order shall get an Out Of Order elevator! MUHAHAHA! You shall get the ride of your lives!"

"Wha?" Gojyo didn't get to finish his sentance fragment.

"Wheeheeheehee! We're goin' up now!" the elevator goes up faster than any sensible state would allow. They boys all slam into the floor of the elevator.

"Damnit!" one of them cried. They couldn't tell any more, they were all sick from the speed.

"We're goin' down now!"

"NOOO!"

It was too late. The elevator went down at the same speed, and the boys slammed into the roof with multiple crunching noises. Then, it stopped. Due to gravity, the boys fells back onto the floor. They all paused and got up slowly at different times.

Goku sniffed,"M-my popcorn..."

"I bet you all want to get off now, yes?"

"YES!" they all shouted.

"Alright... leave me alone again for two decades... I won't mind," the elevator fakely sniffed.

"And none of us would mind doing that," Gojyo mumbled.

"Alright. But I have one last request. Then you can go."

"And what would that be?" Sanzo asked.

"Pose for a picture!"

"Eh? No way!" Goku cried.

"DO IT OR DIE!"

"Eep! Fine, ya fussy bitch!"

The four got back into their original positions. Gojyo balancing the cigarette in his mouth with arms crossed. Hakkai casually resting on the arm rest. Goku grasping the sides of the elevator. The four looked up at the ceiling and smiled. (Well, except Sanzo) An odd clicking was heard, and the elevator said,"Thank you for riding the Annoying Elevator! We hope you enjoyed your stay!"

"Ah, shut up!" Gojyo said kicking the doors as they slid open. The four ran out of the building and instantly were changed into their "normal" clothes.

"Hey," Goku said realized something as Hakkai started the jeep,"That thing never brought us to the top floor like we asked!"

The other three sweatdropped and they drove off once again.

The End...?

Wow, I never thought my stories would have a moral.

Super Titles: This has a moral?

Yes! Never go on elevators that say Out Of Order!

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