WAAAAAIIITTT! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE!

(readers slowly walking away, because their story seemingly has been discontinued)

WAIT! I'm right here! I'm here with the new chappie! WAIT, YOU FREAKING RETARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(readers stop, and turn with hope in their eyes)

Here you go! Thankies to Sango-chan and her idea for the chapteeeeeeeeer!

Chapter Nine...Past Life Meets Present Life

Long ago, before our boys, Hakkai, Sanzo, Gojyo and Goku, were, well, Hakkai, Sanzo, Gojyo and Goku, they were Tenpu, Konzen, Kenren and... Goku. Amazing, ne? What does that have to do with our boys now? Weeeeell...

A flash of bluey light, much like you would see on Star Trek, or Star Wars, or some other "Starry" show, flashes in the middle of nowhere that our boys were driving in, "Holy, connolies, where are we?"

"We seem to be in the future..."

"How can you tell? This place don't seem very futury."

VROOOOM!

"Eh? What's that?"

SPLAT!

Hakkai hums a melody to himself as he drives Jeep. Sanzo, sitting shot-gun (am I the only one who noticed Gojyo was shot-gun this whole story?), looks up as an odd splat sound fills his ears, and the jeep bumps a bit, "What was that?"

"Hmmm?" Hakkai says.

"Speed bumps?" Goku asked. Gojyo bonkes him on his head, "Baka saru! Why would there be speed bumps out here!"

"We saw a freakin' elevator haunted by a squirrel! It's possble!" Goku yelled back.

Sanzo looked behind the jeep as he pointed a gun at his fellow passengers, and Hskksi stops the jeep, "Shit... I think you ran over somebody back there...," Goku looks back as well, "Looks like three people," he says, "Looks like for to me...," Gojyo adds.

"I ran over someone?" Hakkai says pleasently, "Oh, my. I must back up and see who it was and if they're still alive."

"Why'd you put "see if they're alive" second?" Gojyo asked as Hakkai backed the jeep up.

KATHUNK!

"Oh, my. It's seems I've gone too far back, and I must go forward to meet up with the bodies," Hakkai states as he goes forward.

KERPUNK!

"Oh, my. It's seems I've run over them again, and I must back up once more."

BASERK!

"Oh, my-" Sanzo grabs Hakkai's hands, "Just stop. Let's go over on foot," he orders. They walk to the bodies, and are quite surprised at what they see.

"Oh, my God...," Gojyo whispers, "That dude there, with the short hair... He's hot."

"He looks like you!" Goku yelled.

"Exactly."

"Who are they?" Hakkai asked. There was a long pause, until Gojyo broke it once more, "Oh, my God, I think you just ran over ourselves," stated Gojyo, wide-eyed.

What?" Sanzo asked.

"This would only happen in a fangirl's freaked up fanfiction," Goku blinked, causing the other three to stare at him.

"Excuse me?" Sanzo asked.

Goku jumped, "Erg, I didn't say we were mere puppets to a mentaly insane woman! Heh, heh, heh, quite the contrary...! HONEST! Erg, I'm just digging my own grave...," the monkey pulls out a remote control and presses rewind.

"Oh, my god, I think you just ran over ourselves," Gojyo says once more. Goku breathes a sigh of relief.

"What?"

"Hak-kai-ran-ov-er-our-selves," Gojyo said, as though speaking to a mentally retarded man. Sanzo whacks him with his paper fan, "Stop it with the wise-cracks, jackass!"

Suddenly, the bodies move, causing Goku to scream and hide behind Sanzo, "Zombies...!" Sanzo whacked him with the paper fan, "Owie!"

"Holy Frigolies!" one of the men that were run over say, "Who're you!"

"Will you stop saying "Holy", Goku!" the short-haired man Gojyo dubbed "hot" yelled as he got up too.

"Stop telling me what to do, Kenren!"

"BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP!" yelled another man.

"Wah! You yell too much, Konzen! Your voice's gonna die soon!" the other Goku cried.

"Voices can't die, moron!" Kenren said.

"Now, now, you three...," the last man said, as they all stood up.

"How can you be so peaceful, Tenpu?" Sanzo asked the man in a white lab coat.

"Eeeeerm, excuse me?" our Goku asked, "Who are you?"

A few hours later after several arguments, and rants, the eight are talking to whom they firgued out was their past self. That is, Hakkai was talking to Tenpu, Goku was talking to Goku, Sanzo was talking to Konzen, and Gojyo was talking to Kenren.

"So, who of your companions do you want to kill the most?" Sanzo asked Konzen.

"Oh, I can't choose. I want to kill them all for their own reasons..."

"So true, so true..."

"Lovely weather, isn't it?" Hakkai said to Tnepu. They bothe beared happy, peaceful, contented smile upon their faces, "Oh, yes, yes... Sigh... It's so nice talking to you...," Tenpu sighs, "Ah, same here, same here..."

"So, how many chicks have you done?" Gojyo asks Kenren, who smile conspicuosly, "Oooooh, about this many...," he spread his arms to a length, "Ooh, impressive," Gojyo coments.

"When was the last time you ate?" Goku asked Goku.

"I was eating this giant sub sandwich just before we poofed here... Waaah... It's probably rotting right now..."

"What a waste... I'm hungry now..."

"Me, too..."

"Waaaaaaaah..."

"Waaaaaaaah..."

Suddenly, the blue light appears once more, and the boys' past lives poof out back to their time, "NNOOOOOO!" Gojyo cried, "You were gonna recommend a time of alchohol to meeeeeeeeee! YOU BASTARD!"

"Ack!" Goku cried from behind them.

"What is it?" Hakkai said.

"S-s-s-s-s-s-STICK FIGURES!"

"Stick figures...?"

And lo and behold, stick figures were charging at them, yelling drunken curses, "Everyone! Back to the jeep!" Sanzo ordered. The boys did so, and they speed off once more, leaving the stick figures to fall into a hole that appeared out of nowhere.

Meanwhile, back in time. Goku was practically crying as he ate the rest of his beloved sub sandwich, "Soooo goooood..."

"Uh, dude, there's sand on it...," Kenren mutters.

"Just let him be," Tenpu recommended.

"You're all idiots...," Konzen sighed.

The End...?

Another chapter, done and outta teh way...

Sigh...

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