My 7th Heaven Poems
A/N: I got this idea from a Degrassi fic in which the writer wrote poems about Degrassi episodes. Anyway, I was just watching TV today, and that Degrassi story randomly popped into my mind. And then I started to think, "What if the poems were about 7th Heaven?" So, I decided, why not write my poems. This will be starting from the 7th season and may go to 8 and 9. And please remember, I'm not exactly Robert Frost or Anne Sexton when it comes to poetry
Disclaimer: I don't own 7th Heaven but I own all of the poems.
(Season 7)
Monkey Business (1)
(A/N: This will be the summary of the part of the episode that I am writing about.)
(1) Mary tries to hide her romance with an older man, Jack Smith.
Mary Camden met a guy named Jack
They really hit it off
They both wanted to see each other some more
But alas, problems soon arose
Jack was half Mary's age
As old as Mary's dad Eric
So they dated secretly
But then Jack showed up at the Camden home for dinner one night
And Mary had to explain "why"
But all she told was lies, lies, lies
But Eric and Annie soon figured out the real "why"
And now, they're both about ready to die
The shock was just too much
(2) When Lucy is jealous of Kevin's new partner Roxanne, problems arise.
Kevin's new partner was Roxanne
And with her long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes
Lucy feared that she'd lose her man
So she became mean
But Roxanne didn't want Kevin
She wanted Robbie
Lucy caught them making out
She grew even more mad
And all hell broke free
(3) Ruthie gets a boyfriend named Jake.
Ruthie likes Jake
Jake likes Ruthie
And that drives Eric insane
He doesn't trust them alone in a room
And Eisenhower the chimp gets jealous of them too
(4) Simon has a secret dating service.
Simon has a dating service
Girls pay him to be taken out
Nobody knows about it but Simon and his customers
And that is good
Because if Eric and Annie ever found out
They'd pound Simon's head into the ground
A/N: Well…how was it? I'd love feedback! I'm already planning out the next few poems!
-Alexa
