A/N: Thanks for the reviews on the 1st set of poems guys! I'm glad you liked them, considering my rotten poetry skills. Well, here's the next installment, enjoy!

(Season 7)
Monkey Business Deux (2)

(1) Mary leaves home and relocates to Ft Lauderdale, Florida because of her family's disagreement on her relationship with Jack.

Mary seemed to love Jack so much
And she wanted her family to approve of him and love him too
But there was no such luck
They all found it creepy and disgusting
That Mary would go for a guy Eric's age
They all told her to break free, to leave him behind
And to go back with Ben, or anyone but Jack
But Mary said, 'Screw it!'
And then she disappeared
She moved out of Glen Oak, California
And is now in Ft Lauderdale, Florida so she be closer to Jack
No Ben, no Robbie, and definitely no Wilson, and for sure no Camdens
It was all about Jack
Mary doesn't need Ben, Robbie, Wilson, or her family
She has Jack
Now, if only she'd admit that what she really wants is not Jack
But that what she really wants is Ben

(2) Cecilia tells Eric about Simon's dating service.

Cecilia tried to ask Simon out again
And Simon said, 'For how much, where, what, and when?'
Cecilia tried to tell Simon of her attraction to him
And she wasn't trying to ask of his pay-required services
But Simon didn't want to mix up love with someone who he had done business with
Cecilia got angry and told Simon off
Warning him, he'd eventually get caught
But Simon just laughed in her face
Well, too bad for him
Because Cecilia told Eric
And he was extremely mad
Pissed off, to be in fact
Simon got grounded
Then Cecilia told him that one of his dates was pregnant
And she was trying to make it look like her baby was his kid
Well now, Simon Camden is grounded and in a huge mess

(3) Kevin and Ruthie are in a conflict.

'Nobody likes a snoop or a stool pigeon,' Kevin once said
And Kevin believes this, but Ruthie does not
Instead of minding her own affairs, Ruthie snoops and sneaks
And that makes Kevin mad
Especially when she listens to a conversation that she is not in
And when she meddles in his and Lucy's relationship
And when she asked Kevin if their problem was sex
Oh gosh, don't even get me started on that
He warned her not to snoop around on him again
Or else, Kevin would be very mad
And Ruthie, hopefully, listened to him
Or else she can kiss her head goodbye
Because Kevin Kinkirk is one hell of a serious guy

(4) Kevin is angry when he learns of Lucy and Robbie's dating past.

Lucy and Robbie were once very much in love
And when Kevin found this out, boy was he pissed off
He wanted them to be apart
And he knew exactly where to start
He wanted Robbie out of the house, away from Lucy
So, he tried to switch their rooms
But Robbie refused
And Kevin was even more driven
When he found out that Lucy and Robbie slept together once
He didn't want them in a bed together ever again
But sadly, poor Kevin failed
He'll just have to keep Lucy and Robbie on close watch

A/N: And there's my poems for Monkey Business part 2. Hope you guys liked it! I know my rhyming is really bad, but please cut me a break; I'm only 14 after all. I'm not exactly William Shakespeare, keep that in mind. Well, please please please review. I'll be very happy if you do!

Next poem set: The Enemy Within

Alexa