Food Play

By: Sneaky Cat

Disclaimer: Own Naruto? Heh... I wish...

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: AsuKure (Asuma/Kurenai)

Warnings: OOCness, no plot, random sillyness, drabbles and suggestive uses of food.

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"What the hell is that?"

Kurenai was staring at Asuma, a distinct tick in her eyelid and a look of confused aversion covering the rest of her face. The dark haired man only grinned back at her.

"Creamed corn," he answered, pouring the rest of the substance out of its can and resting the can opener back on the counter.

"Creamed corn." Kurenai sounded suspicious… very suspicious. She eyed the stuff with wary eyes. "Are you sure that's edible?"

"It's nutritious," Asuma answered her. If anything, he was highly amused by the woman's reaction to his lunch. He'd never gotten that reaction for his odd tastes.

"It looks…" the woman winced. Asuma merely smirked and raised the small bowl to his mouth, using his chopsticks to shovel the stuff into his mouth. He licked his lips.

"Tastes fine," he told her with a grin. Kurenai was giving him a strange look… again. But this look wasn't quite so… disgusted. She moved closer.

"You have some on your chin," she told him, a small smile on her lips as she swept the creamy substance from Asuma's beard.

"Really?" Asuma asked, even more amused. Kurenai glanced at the bowl in his hand. Another tick appeared near her eye. She turned back to Asuma.

"How about I give you something better for lunch," she suggested.

Asuma grinned. He had never gotten that reaction before either.

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