Food Play

By: Sneaky Cat

Disclaimer: Own Naruto? Heh... I wish...

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: Nejinaru

Warnings: OOCness, no plot, random sillyness, drabbles and suggestive uses of food.

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"You can't please everyone, please yourself first."

Now that is a strange fortune, Neji thought as he eyed the innocent little strip of paper in front of him suspiciously.

"Oi, Neji!" The brunette blinked up at his energetic blonde companion. Naruto grinned back at him, eyeing the fortune with curious delight. "What does yours say?" he asked excitedly. Neji smirked at him.

"Yours first," he murmured. Naruto grinned and read his aloud.

"Enthusiastic leadership gets you a promotion when you least expect it-"

Ah, not too bad. Perhaps Naruto would pass the chunnin exams soon then. Neji smiled at his friend's good fortune, and was about to answer when he heard Naruto continue.

"-in bed with a rope!"

Neji choked.

An apparently confused Naruto cocked his head in question. Neji knew better, he could see the mischievous glint in Naruto's eyes.

"So what did you get?" Naruto asked again, seemingly more subdued this time.

Neji looked down at his own fortune. He could just feel the blush creeping across his cheeks.

Damn that cheeky bastard. Damn him!

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I've actually gotten that first fortune before... had me rolling. :P