Food Play

By: Sneaky Cat

Disclaimer: Own Naruto? Heh... I wish...

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: KoteIzu

Warnings: OOCness, no plot, random sillyness, drabbles and suggestive uses of food.

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It was a late night.

A very late night.

Kotetsu would have said later than usual, but he was too busy cursing the inordinate about of mission requests that had come in that day.

Izumo was cursing the reports (particularly the obnoxious amount of unintelligible ones) that had been submitted at the exact same time!

A pair of stomachs growled. It was far past time to order food.

Glancing up at his partner, Izumo quickly created a bunshin to cover for him, then darted for the door. Hopefully Kotetsu would be able to distract Shizune long enough for him to bring back food. That damned woman was a slave driver!

And sadly, even the Hokage agreed with them…

It took about 10 minutes for Izumo to return. The take-out place the two frequented pretty much had their orders on speed-cook by now… Shizune was still conveniently distracted by the insane amount of work and hadn't yet noticed Izumo's bunshin.

So far so good, now the two just had to figure out how to eat their meal without getting caught.

Kotetsu's eyes met his, then darted across the room.

Ah yes. Closet.

Another bunshin no jutsu, and Kotetsu had joined Izumo in the confined space. Nothing better than Chinese take-out! The two hastily dug into their meals, then leaned back against the closet walls to enjoy their short reprieve.

"I do not want to go back there." Kotetsu released a long suffering sigh. Izumo grinned at him.

"Well, I'm sure we could find a way to occupy ourselves a little longer," he answered.

Kotetsu's reply to that was an amused leer.

Outside of the closet, in the back of the office, Shizune rested her head against her desk for a moment before looking up again. There… another… thump… somewhere…

Something wasn't quite right here…

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