Kagome's Pimple: Chapter 3
Inuyasha stared into space blankly as he walked through the woods. Then as he walked he ran into a young human boy. He was lying on the ground face down. Then he began to move. Inuyasha made a remark to attract the boy's attention.
"Hey kid are you okay? If so then get your face out of the ground." Then the small child's body began to move up and down towards the middle of his body. Inuyasha made another remark.
"Hello! Earth to stupid kid, are you okay?" but the boy continued to move up and down and this time he was making a loud pig like grunt.
"Oh baby…" were the boy's first words. Then Inuyasha was astonished at what he realized the boy had been doing.
"Were, were, were you just humping the ground? You… you sick little freak. I should slice that thing off before you do some real harm with that play thing of yours." Then the boy flipped over and was standing in the blink of an eye. Then a sudden bright light blinded Inuyasha.
"Where the hell is that bright light coming form?" Then Inuyasha was able to open his eyes to find the source of this heavenly light. The boy's face was glowing and his skin was silky smooth. Then from his face down he had ashy elbows, ratty clothes, and over grown toenails at least a meter long.
"Oh hello there. My name is Stridex. I'm fourteen I live in a village to the east. I love to snow board in and blah… blah… blah… blah… blah." The conversation that Stridex had started continued for hours and hours till finally Inuyasha exploded.
"Hold one darn second! How the hell is your face so shiny and clean, and why were you humping the ground ! Explain these things to me before I kill you human!"
"Oh you mean this?" then Stridex pulled up a chunk of wet moss. And put it on Inuyasha's face. "It's the moss in this forest. At this moment you are traveling through the Herbal Essences Forest of face care products. You see I get these things call pimples…" then Inuyasha interrupted.
"Did you say pimples? If you get pimples how come your face is so clean. No puffiness or redness." Stridex answered, "It's the moss. It can clean your pores. Oh yeah and about me humping the ground, it takes two hours for the moss to work and I get bored so…" Inuyasha then thought of an idea. I should have sex with Kagome. Then the smart idea came to him.
"Hey Stridex get me as much moss as you can and follow me."
"Ok."
About an hour later after gathering and transporting all the moss, Inuyasha arrived back at camp.
"I'm back. Did you guys miss…" before Inuyasha finished his sentence Kagome smothered him with kisses. Then Inuyasha fell over as he fainted.
The final chapter next time.
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