Hey, everyone! You guessed it, I'm starting a new drabble series. This is based off of "The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do in the U. S. Army. (www dot skippyslist dot com slash skippylist dot html) WHICH I DO NOT OWN.I won't be able to do them all, so do not expect a 213 chapter drabble. I will try to keep them in order, though.
I'm starting off on #2, "My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz', not 'Princess Anastasia'."
Dear Diary, Fury wrote.
I think I'm the only sane one left. Well, me and maybe Alphonse Elric. You would not believe what Havoc was doing today…
The blond man had gotten a sparkly tiara from somewhere, and was wearing it around the office. Then, he'd gotten the bright idea to find one of those "Hello, my name is…" tags, and write 'Princess Anastasia' on it.
He'd then commenced ballet-dancing around the office, making everyone, including Roy, crack up.
Until Hawkeye had come in to see why no one was working.
Even she had to smile for a moment at the sight, before barking out, "Lieutenant!"
He stopped mid-pirouette, arms raised. "Yes?"
She paused at the sight of the nametag. "Unless you /want/ your proper military title to be Princess Anastasia, I'd suggest getting to work."
And to think, I was bored earlier this week. I'm almost afraid to see what happens tomorrow…
I hope I'm not breaking the 'no list' rule on here, since this isn't technically a list...
Also, I'm not the first person to do drabbles like this. My friend wrote up a bunch for FF7, and I stole the idea from her.
...I need a new notebook. My old one only has about 20 blankpages left.
