I'm back with #5! "Not allowed to get silicone breast implants." Hehehe.
"Fury, do I look small?" Havoc stared down at his chest.
"What do you mean, sir?" Fury asked, confused. Havoc wasn't short…
"I mean here," Havoc said, gesturing. "I just get the feeling I could be so much…fuller."
Fury turned red the minute he figured out what Havoc meant. "What? No!"
"So you're saying I shouldn't get implants."
Fury choked. "Why are you even asking?"
"Because Roy hasn't prohibited it yet," Havoc answered, grinning.
"Second Lieutenant, you are specifically forbidden from getting breast implants!" Roy yelled from his office.
"Thank you sir," Fury yelled back gratefully.
I know Havoc's not this...strange in the show, but there have to be times when everyone gets bored. He livens them up!
Genji: I didn't start with #1 because...well, I don't like South Park. I know it's a silly reason, but I can't write funny stuff about things I don't like...
Next up: #6!
