Prologue-Gir's POV.
Just a note to all of my readers who expect new content to be posted here, there's nothing new...I just wanted the story back up on the site after it got reported for abuse. Past this note, nothing has been changed. Reviews are still nice though.
I know that the summary said Gaz's POV, but some stuff needed to be explained that had to be done from Gir's. The rest of the story is from Gaz's, don't worry. Originally, it was chapters 1-5, but my beta readers and I decided that there needed to be a better ending, and that stuff needed to be better explained. Hence, the prologue and epilogue. The spelling and grammar are bad, but that's because Gir is speaking, and he's not the most intelligent being.
Disclaimer: Everything from Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and the monkeys at Nick who cancelled the show…curse them all…
Many delicious, greasy tacos for my two little brothers who helped me with writing this part, and making it like something Gir would say/write/whatever. Thanks guys!
Master's sittin' in hiz lab thingy, plannin' too doom the wurld. Hee won't tel mee wat hee'z doin', cuz hee'z afrayd I mite mes it up. Hee must bee wurkin' rilly hard, cuz hee hazn't yelled at mee all weak, evin wen I dumped a brainfreezy on hiz hed. I'm kinda scared.
I went down thear urlier, evin tho hee sed nott too, and insted of yellin' at mee for squeeking Piggy, hee sed I had helpd him. I think hee mite bee sikk. Hee wuz just starin' at hiz skreen with a prety ladder thingy and riting unnerneath it, that hee called 'DNA frum the Dib-human'. Master pointid at part of the riting that lukked lik this: "Xy" an' mumbld that hee needid too of the first and none of the sekund.
He lukked sad, soh I gived him a biiiig hug and tol' him hee were prety, like Bob on the tv did wen his wyfe wuz mad at him. Hee just sed no Gir, prety is for gurlz and tall is for Zim…THAT'S IT! and startid yellin' abowt jeans (genes) and that hee needid the gurl and nott the Dib stink. Then hee stopt and wunderd about how too get closer to her. I told him that shee livs threee bloks that wae, but hee told mee nott too bee a wiseass, wattevur that iz. Hmm, he sed. I had a best frend wunce, and that waz bad, and so I told him abowt Jim on tv, and hiz gurlfrend whoo made him happie. Then Master told mee that I wuz smart, and maebee I rilly wuz edvansedd, and hee wuz jumpin' arownd lik a munkie. Hay, I wunder if Scary Munkie's on. I luv that lil munkie. I luv him good.
Okaa, Gur's stuff is dun…I mean…ok, Gir's stuff is done, and I promise, it's all Gaz from here on out…so it's pretty easy to read.
